💊 Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[Amud]

Here is my excellent reconstruction of the Amud 1 Neanderthal:

Imagine that, but with dark blond hair, less thickness and ruggedness (I am a degenerate modern specimen after all), and the maxillary twisting that I showed on Baptiste Giabiconi. That should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like.

 

[ON 190]

What's the point?

It makes you angry and you're even more amusing when you're angry.

Imagine that, but with dark blond hair, less thickness and ruggedness (I am a degenerate modern specimen after all), and the maxillary twisting that I showed on Baptiste Giabiconi. That should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like.

You have an interesting idea of what "2 mm" is.

 

[Meowthkip]

A non gay hug can do wonders.

It's all perception.

How about a Christian Side Hug?

Here's a visual that might help. Baptiste Giabiconi has the same deformity that I have (maxillary twisting) with approximately the same degree of magnitude.

http://sneed.tf1.fr/mmdia/i/46/4/baptiste-giabiconi-danse-avec-les-stars-2011-10608464teqrd_1713.jpg?v=3

This guy look like a Skyrim character.

An evil Skyrim character.

Also, thanks for ignoring all my questions. Talk about rude.

Here is my excellent reconstruction of the Amud 1 Neanderthal:

Imagine that, but with dark blond hair, less thickness and ruggedness (I am a degenerate modern specimen after all), and the maxillary twisting that I showed on Baptiste Giabiconi. That should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like.

Do you honestly think this malformed skull is desirable and attractive?

Because as an actual woman, I can tell you this: it ain't.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Here is my excellent reconstruction of the Amud 1 Neanderthal:

Imagine that, but with dark blond hair, less thickness and ruggedness (I am a degenerate modern specimen after all), and the maxillary twisting that I showed on Baptiste Giabiconi. That should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like.

Looks like someone with basic 3D modeling training tried and failed to replicate a human head people consider attractive.

It's gonna take a lot more than reshaping your maxilla to fix that abomination.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Here is my excellent reconstruction of the Amud 1 Neanderthal:

Imagine that, but with dark blond hair, less thickness and ruggedness (I am a degenerate modern specimen after all), and the maxillary twisting that I showed on Baptiste Giabiconi. That should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like.

So you look like you have downs?

 

[Sunny-D]

(Took about five seconds to find, by the way, I'm kind of surprised no one did sooner)

 

[ON 190]

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@Amud, I don't think you need surgery, I think you need to kick the heroin habit.

 

[TM Ambrose]

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(Took about five seconds to find, by the way, I'm kind of surprised no one did sooner)

The faces of meth. Hey @Amud you and Marijan have something in common and i'm sure it involves needles and a spoon.

 

[Meowthkip]

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(Took about five seconds to find, by the way, I'm kind of surprised no one did sooner)

Them's some sunken cheeks. I'm noticing that way more than any maxilla.

I'd suggest growing some stubble, maybe putting on a bit of weight. Maybe it's just the lighting in that photo, but it makes you look a bit sickly. But you could totally go for like, the 90's rock star look if you wanted.

Other than that I see no actual deformities outside of your twisted logic.

 

[Sunny-D]

Assuming this one's also his based on the reaction, he is also the scrawniest of motherfuckers.

 

[Amud]

Looks like someone with basic 3D modeling training tried and failed to replicate a human head people consider attractive.

It's gonna take a lot more than reshaping your maxilla to fix that abomination.

That's not a "replica of an attractive human head", that's a forensic reconstruction of a Neanderthal who lived in the Amud cave in Israel approximately 40,000 years ago. He also had the largest cranial volume of any human or hominid ever found, and a much larger and more powerful body than any modern human.. If he was standing face to face with you, you would not dare to call him an "abomination" unless you wanted your head ripped off.

 

[ON 190]

Assuming this one's also his based on the reaction, he is also the scrawniest of motherfuckers.

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Holy shit. Where the fuck are the internal organs stored?

If he was standing face to face with you, you would not dare to call him an "abomination" unless you wanted your head ripped off.

I doubt he'd speak English.

 

[Sunny-D]

Holy shit. Where the fuck are the internal organs stored?

He's not a neanderthal, he's Jack Skellington with an Arin Hanson haircut.

 

[ON 190]

@Amud, I go right back to my "kick the heroin habit" comment. Srsly broheim.

 

[TM Ambrose]

That's not a "replica of an attractive human head", that's a forensic reconstruction of a Neanderthal who lived in the Amud cave in Israel approximately 40,000 years ago. He also had the largest cranial volume of any human or hominid ever found, and a much larger and more powerful body than any modern human.. If he was standing face to face with you, you would not dare to call him an "abomination" unless you wanted your head ripped off.

I'd call him an abomination and he wouldn't understand me because neanderthals weren't around for english to be a language. Also you look nothing like this.

 

[Meowthkip]

Assuming this one's also his based on the reaction, he is also the scrawniest of motherfuckers.

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... If you pretty yourself up enough, you might get some anime fangirls who think you look like a bishie. Maybe start dressing goth, IDK.

There's hope for you yet, scrawny one.

 

[AnimuGinger]

That's not a "replica of an attractive human head", that's a forensic reconstruction of a Neanderthal who lived in the Amud cave in Israel approximately 40,000 years ago. He also had the largest cranial volume of any human or hominid ever found, and a much larger and more powerful body than any modern human.. If he was standing face to face with you, you would not dare to call him an "abomination" unless you wanted your head ripped off.

I'd offer him a rabbit I caught myself and breed with him, so my Coffee-Cup skull was passed on.

edit: Ripping the head off is also inefficient, and his superiorness would recognize this, and kill me in a more efficient fashion.

 

[Amud]

Okay guys, you found my face. I really didn't want to post it here, but it looks like I didn't have much choice in the matter. However, now you can see that I am not severely deformed or repulsive, and that my maxilla is twisted by a tiny amount. Are you happy now?

By the way, that body is not actually mine, although I am similarly very skinny. I think someone posted that as an example of how my body must look judging from my low facial fat. The face is mine, though.

Anyway, I don't want this to go any further, so if it pleases the court, I am done arguing or humoring you guys any more. I am still happy to answer any polite, genuine questions about my anthropology/archaeology theories, particularly with regards to Neanderthals, but that is it. I am not going to be posting any more about politics, social issues, medical issues, education, etc. and any posts relating to such things will be ignored.

 

[AnimuGinger]

@Amud, I go right back to my "kick the heroin habit" comment. Srsly broheim.

Maybe the condoms he shoves in his nose have heroin in them, and tiny holes to distribute it.

 

[Coldgrip]

LOL SO FUNNEH XD

Now you're just hurling random insults.

The truth hurts @Amud.

What's the point?

I agree, go outside and hunt a mammoth. Wait, maybe you should stick with something smaller like a squirrel. No they're too wily for you. How about you just stick to locating a bag of Doritos and complaining to your mother and father about how those nasty Kiwis are making fun of you on the net.

I know everything you are saying is complete bullshit. Give it up.

You sound mad bro. Maybe you should get off the internet and go on a date with a nice girl.

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(Took about five seconds to find, by the way, I'm kind of surprised no one did sooner)

According to my handy home brew, totally scientifically legit cause I say so Skyrim chart, he's a Retardid and gets negatives to his charisma and intelligence. But due to his weird skull shape he does get a resistance to all logic and scientific facts hurled at him.