Americans in a nutshell

[redcent]

As title suggest, americans in a nutshell:

Greta: our planet is dying we need to do things!

Americans: piss off bitch nothing's wrong

Medical experts: there's a shitty disease going around please get vaccinated

Americans: no! My body my rules! Go away

Most sane people: racism is kinda rude don't be like that

Americans: no! I can say what I want! Nigger nigger nigger gas the jews!

Also most sane people: be serious now there are only two genders.

Americans: no! Down with the cisstem! I am an attack helicopter respect my pronouns!


My advice: please don't jump off a cliff

 

[millais]

You need to render your post into an audio narrated version, due to shockingly low adult literacy rate in America.

 

[Vingle]

Sane people don't get offended by racism though.

Nigger.

 

[Grinrow]

Americans are nigger lovers

 

[Clint Torez]

Mutt on the brain 24/7

 

[Red Hood]

Hahahaha.

*draws military style semi-automatic AK-15 assault submachine rifle with the shoulder thing that goes up*

Get out.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Mutt on the brain 24/7

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[Apochrypha]

Americans may be retards, but the people who sperg-hate Americans are even more exceptional (looking at you, UK).

 

[Medulseur]

It's low effort bait like this that makes me wish Dyn was around more.

 

[RollerGator]

Americans in a nutshell: Help! We're stuck in this nutshell and it's very cramped because we're so fat!

 

[I'm Retarded?]

imagining the OP is a fuckin limey just so I can enjoy the scold about racism coming from a country that literally makes monkey noises and throws bananas at black soccer players

 

[byuu]

All these words when you can just sum Americans up with one word: FAT.

 

[the clap]

Americans in a nutshell: I count myself king of infinite space! Were it not that I have bad dreams.