Amber's Sad Sad Tears - Her tears sustain me

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From your car, you witness Amber and Walmart Taxi accidentally drive off a bridge, what do you do?

  • Continue to drive.

    Votos: 18 5.8%
  • Keep on driving.

    Votos: 26 8.3%
  • Just drive on.

    Votos: 37 11.9%
  • Pull over and watch the bubbles.

    Votos: 231 74.0%

  • Total de votantes
    312
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Advice to future self: overeat and act cunty constantly and you'll get tons of views!

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LMAOOO I never realized she always covers her mouth and wipes away the tears that haven’t fallen yet god what a dainty, modest gorl who just hates to be seen crying...Someone give her an oscar—an oscar meyer hotdog.
 
@letericajones

And it was just a few videos later where she was shoving cheesy tots in her face and laughing at the comment from the ICU nurse imploring her to please lose weight because she sees the consequences of obesity every day.
 
Pretty sure thats the one where Becky and the gays went to pizza and amber stayed home. She then emotionally abused becky when she got home.
What a fucking cunt. Honestly, every time Becks goes and does her thing by herself because fatty mcfattenstein can't go with her she just grinds that woman into the ground. What a terrible person. I don't consider Becks a good, smart, or guiltless person, but goddamn. She really is emotionally abused.
 
This isn’t Big Al, but how ‘bout the time she made poor Becky tell her 60,000+ viewers about her dead nephew while she was lurking around in the background!! I think this is the video which really convinced me that she didn’t give two shits about Becky. I think this was around the time Becky quit her job & she was trying to divert attention away from it by exploiting Becky.

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This isn’t Big Al, but how ‘bout the time she made poor Becky tell her 60,000+ viewers about her dead nephew while she was lurking around in the background!! I think this is the video which really convinced me that she didn’t give two shits about Becky. I think this was around the time Becky quit her job & she was trying to divert attention away from it by exploiting Becky.

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'' Beeeecky, just tell them about your dead nephew! You just quit your job, and this is an money making situation boo boo''
 
It’s actually sort of dark to compare Becky’s image to Amber’s. You can tell she’s genuinely torn up and too much of a dumb oaf to ask for the camera to be off her, meanwhile we’ve got over a page of Amber trying desperately to squeeze out crocodile tears in her best attempt at mimicking human emotion...

Don’t get me wrong. Becky is a boring, lazy sped with no independent thought whatsoever but at least she has feelings. Looking at Amber side by side with someone who’s actually crying...it’s freaky. It makes me wonder if she’s ever cried real, wounded tears in her life. Probably not.
 
Oh this bitch. From the "finally got diagnosed vlog" You can actually see her try and squeeze out some tears but she's not even crying. I slowed it down because her micro-expressions are fascinating. Check out the side-eye and smirk on her face just before she waves the pen around.

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LMAOOO I never realized she always covers her mouth and wipes away the tears that haven’t fallen yet god what a dainty, modest gorl who just hates to be seen crying...Someone give her an oscar—an oscar meyer hotdog.
It's to stop herself from laughing.
 
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