🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

lol if they did break up how cucked are you amby youre gonna let another dyke make off with all the shit you got on your dime?

That shit would be tossed in the bin before I would let that fucking leeching thumb near it.

 

[liliput]

Take it with a grain of salt, because of course Amber would never stir up drama... right?

Her instagram bio is gone too, apparently.

 

[DryIce]

This will pan out the same way as the empty bedroom / Facebook marketplace saga from January. Becky hasn't gone anywhere.

 

[Don Draper]

finally, some good fucking food

 

[Ironbones]

Imagine Becky and Destiny ran away together - surely this would be the worst thing for our gorl

 

[Owlflaps]

The fact that Becky cheated on AL tells me that she at least has some spine. Too bad she couldn't grow a neck in the process.

 

[Xenomorph]

inb4 thumb cheated with fridge I would die laughing.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Just so we're clear, it didn't happened, but just imagine if the new job Becky got was all a cover up for the cheat

 

[Xenomorph]

Just so we're clear, it didn't happened, but just imagine if the new job Becky got was all a cover up for the cheat

Hearing beggy has a job was the biggest lie of em all

 

[Retarded Potato]

Just so we're clear, it didn't happened, but just imagine if the new job Becky got was all a cover up for the cheat

What makes it especially hilarious is the fact that, if I remember correctly, Destiny cheated on Amber with a work colleague, and it’s rumored that this was the reason why Amber made Becky resign from her job (at a lumbermill factory, I believe?).

If Becky truly got a job (which probably didn’t happen) and cheated on her with a work colleague, it means our prayers finally came true. Full circle situation type deal.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Maybe Becky isn't happy with asexual Big Al and wants some action. I wouldn't fault her for that.

I'm going to guess she finally popped a trotter and really is bed bound now. Gee, and it was only three days ago she was so arrogant, condescending, and full of herself.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, stupid bitch. Just because you claim you didn't know the definition of bedbound doesn't mean you weren't a lying cunt about it.

I was actually wondering if her and bex would fake a break up to get more views and to become relevant again for the moment since $$$ has gone way down for her earnings

Like taking a page out of Nikocado's playbook.

Her audience would go insane if they pulled this shit.

 

[New & Improved Username]

It would be good if her mom relapsed and went off on a meth bacchanalia & got arrested.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Comment section claiming they broke up and Becky cheated. Phone number posted in comments

If Becky is crying over all this, it's probably tears of joy and/or relief. I'm going for the optimistic view that she did leave, because that would make this all interesting again, at least for a little while.

 

[dollastoho]

I'm down for a breakup arc to liven up this snoozefest. Imagine the crying, bingeing livestreams to come from the piss and shit soaked mattress.
I can only hope that Becky took the pets, especially Twinkie. Cats are a bit more self sufficient than dogs, but this is Amber so....
Edit bc spelling is hard

 

[I call shenanigans]

If Becky is crying over all this, it's probably tears of joy and/or relief. I'm going for the optimistic view that she did leave, because that would make this all interesting again, at least for a little while.

I'll admit to optimism that when I first saw news of Becky starting her own youtube channel I was hoping she was getting ready to make bank on a break-up scenario. If she wanted to capitalise on the situation she needed to get the groundwork in place and milk Amber's viewers. Whether she has the intestinal fortitude to deal with the haters though is another question. Hope her sisters have locked all the bullets away separately from the shotties.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'll admit to optimism that when I first saw news of Becky starting her own youtube channel I was hoping she was getting ready to make bank on a break-up scenario. If she wanted to capitalise on the situation she needed to get the groundwork in place and milk Amber's viewers. Whether she has the intestinal fortitude to deal with the haters though is another question. Hope her sisters have locked all the bullets away separately from the shotties.

I would laugh my ass off if Becky had been skimming off the top of Big Al's payouts from YT for some time. Then got her own YT channel, started "sailing" her art, and picked up a real job as well. Big Al would go total DramaLlamaLynn and that would be delicious, nutritious content for us farmers.

 

[Xenomorph]

Man, fuck Thumby. This bitch signed her own soul away to Satanlynn in exchange for hiding away like a coward in her 90's time capsule all day long.
Crying probably at the fact she cant get money off Amber anymore and IF Becky left, interesting timing that she did this when Ambers coin isnt so heavy..
"Shes crying right now" miss me with that gay shit, that is some 6th grade Myspace manipulation.
This is all speculative but IF it is true lets not go crazy licking Beckys gunt cause she's still a mooching they/them shitlord.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It would be good if her mom relapsed and went off on a meth bacchanalia & got arrested.

Yeah, and her mom falling off the wagon, losing her job, ruining her relationships, going back to jail, and possibly damaging her health would be the worst thing that could happen to ALR. That's how her tiny mind works.

Didn't methmom have cancer a while ago? She's not too big to fit into a PET machine. I wonder if her cancer's back. "You guize, I finally had my mom back and now she's gonna diiieee." Very ALR-ish.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

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Im doubtful that is her phone number. If it is she's using a company named Inteliquent out of Ashland that is listed as a landline with no name attached also 606 isn't Lexington's area code. Im calling bullshit on a breakup. This is for views clock it.

 

[Billy Fackin Kimber]

I feel like we're all going to be disappointed. We know better than this, Speculationlynn is an old trick. Buttt, while I don't wish bad on people in general, Big Al has become something of a weird Internet show to me (her choice) so I am more than intrigued to see what might happen next.