🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dosey]

Btw, who wears long sleeves & long pants, all black, to the damn beach?!? Wtf

Fat people who are very insecure about their size and showing their skin but will try and spin the "It was a fashion choice 'cause I'm so qUiRkY you guize, like, so CrAzY, had a ~goth moment~". That's my guess.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

What a coincidence! I don't wear a seatbelt or get an extender for it to fit & yesterday I drove to the closest The Cheesecake Factory 2 hours ahead of it from opening & just camped in my car. All #becauseofHamber!

Who knew our gorl was so inspiring? <3

 

[Punkinsplice]

The pink ribbon just for breast cancer. She needs the peach or teal one. What a lazy tard. Couldn't even look up the right color.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I free-bleed all over the hospital so the nurses don't get bored. #becauseofAmber

These fucking pissants are trying to turn her into a martyr with their virtue signalling.

 

[Xenomorph]

I cant lay on my back without gasping for air #becauseofamber

 

[marjoram]

I accused an ex I thought would never hear about it of RAPE #BecauseofAmber
I try daily to eat my own body weight in fast food #BecauseofAmber
I'm dumb as a box of rocks #BecauseofAmber
I have the emotional maturity of a 14 year old #BecauseofAmber

Really, this shit can go on for DAYS.....

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

I stuff my clothes with pillows and blankets and dance around my kitchen pretending im Amberlynn Reid. #becauseofamber

 

[Thumbsballs]

I walk around the house with no pants and blood gushing out of me like a stuck pig with no fucks given #because of amber

 

[LiquidSnake]

I 'repaired' my hymen using a small thin square of smoked ham and some scotch tape #becauseofamber

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I ate 27 funsize candy bars #becauseofAmber

 

[krazy orange cat]

You have to forget about all the shitty things I said and did in the past once I claim to have cancer #becauseofAmber

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I will start dating the ugliest inbred yokel bull dykes imaginable so I can be the pretty feminine one in in the relationship! #becauseofAmber

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Is it just me or do Beck's teeth look like they're about to fall out? Amberlynn's entire top row looks to be migrating to the left too.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I only eat six bacons with my aygs and cook everything until it is dry as Nevada #becauseofAmber

 

[RETROFUTURE]

I make my eating disorder part of my identity while also treating it like a joke #becauseofAmber

 

[bothiggedyhog]

i accuse my exes of rape knowing it can't be proved or disproved to make me look deeper and more interesting as a person #becauseofAmber

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Y'all are too fucking much #becauseofAmber

 

[Emet-Selch]

She has a new Snapchat.

 

[Tumbo]

Is it just me or do Beck's teeth look like they're about to fall out? Amberlynn's entire top row looks to be migrating to the left too.

In addition to lacking both a GP and OBGYN you can be Dame sure she hasn't got a dentist either.

 

[Twinkie]

Is her other one banned or not? I get that she has a new one but need to know if I should remove the old.