🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm only here now waiting for the "Fat Girl with COVID" video.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yup - at last count, 99 confirmed in Kentucky with 1 in her county & that's as of this morning. It's going to start REALLY ramping up now. If she's still stupidly going out in public, she could come down with it.

That being said - the first time she gets a sniffle, she'll be on her channel with the "I Think I Have That CoFifi; Whatever, Sickness!"

In light of the fact that many of her viewers may already have it or be listed as a probable case or have vulnerable loved ones in that position, it should go over about as well as your average lead balloon.

When she's inevitable shat on for pulling that crap, it will be followed by the "People Are SO Cruel, So VILE To Me!" video. Her best course of action right now is to either a) shut up & upload nothing or b) find something even remotely useful to others to post about.

I doubt wither of those options is in her wheelhouse.

 

[Twinkie]

Not that Amberlynn knows what the senate is or does, but it should probably be noted for posterity that Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first U.S. senator to test positive for coronavirus.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Amber: "Of COURSE I know what 'senate' means. Here, I'll show you by using it. When I texted that last order to Amazon, they senate to me. Hmph! And haydurs say I don't understand English."

 

[ADHD]

Not that Amberlynn knows what the senate is or does, but it should probably be noted for posterity that Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first U.S. senator to test positive for coronavirus.

Maybe now his neighbor will think twice about assaulting him while he's mowing his lawn.

Amber probably would see "Rand Paul" and think someone fucked up the spelling of "RuPaul".

 

[#1DeathFat]

Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Call me when you're too scared & anxious to fart around with makeup, take selfies & play Etch-A-Sketch with filters.

Scared, anxious? Why? Did both you & your spouse get laid off with no savings, mortgage payment due Wednesday & a dread that because you both work in tourism/hospitality it will be a long time before you work again? And the 2 kids are home for at least several weeks to come & already bored? Oh & your Dad just called - Mom is sick & he's taking her to hospital because she's starting to have trouble catching her breath?

We're ALL experiencing varying levels of anxiety & sometimes fear - until we kick our own backsides & govern our emotions. Somehow we're managing to cope without glittery sparkles on a badly filtered selfie.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

Baby your eyebrows give me anxiety.
Has she ever in her life taken a selfie without a filter?

 

[Mr Foster]

Baby your eyebrows give me anxiety.
Has she ever in her life taken a selfie without a filter?

No. Her ego can't take it.

 

[teat]

She looks like an ass cheek with that blurry filter.
I'm beyond tired of hearing about this ass cheeks anxiety, pop a xanax if it's that bad.
Amber is almost 30! Put up or shut up. Fuck.

 

[Das Bucket]

She needs to tone it way down with these cutesy Snapchat posts. The weight loss is getting to her head. Girl, you’re still over 500 lbs! That coronavirus will wipe her the fuck out.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I still do not get that she wants to be taken seriously in her vlogs then post juvenile pictures of her with furry ears like a 10 years old girl. If she wants to be seen as a puerile cute little bunny, fine, but she should not be surprised if people are calling out her rubbish.

 

[877CA$HC0W]

“WAAAH IM SO ANXIOUZ YEW GUYZ!!! HERE’S A SOOPER COOT PIC OF MAH FACE CUZ IM SOOO SCURRED!!! ITS THE VIRUZ YALL!!!! ITZ HIT MAH LOCOL WOMMART”

 

[ADHD]

pop a xanax if it's that bad.

I don't think Becky would appreciate Amber stealing her meds.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Her anxiety is so bad she is just desperate for attention

Spoiler: I'm exceptional

I tried to upload as a video but clearly I'm a re.tard so I used gifs instead.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i guess becky's dingle dangle just ain't cutting it these days.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I'm willing to bet my left nut that she's finally given up on the lesbian shtick and is just straight up looking for a male caretaker. She has reached a point of depravity where only horny aging men are desperate enough to get with her and she knows it.

 

[marjoram]

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Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

Barf.
Aww, is the horrid heffalump scared?
Have a few Big Macs and some nuggies, beast. You'll feel better.

 

[kiwirevolving]

30 year old woman posting stuff on Snapchat 14 year olds do.

I'm calling it now, she'll say at some point in her videos that she doesn't vlog much anymore because she doesn't have much to show because she stays indoors because of the Coronavirus.

But that claim can be easily debunked by just going to her social media thread, she posts overly-filtered pics of herself in the car nearly every damn day

And she goes like, what, 2-3 times a week for groceries? (I'm being generous, we all know she actually goes everyday)

I just wonder how much shit would she get if she were to actually stay indoors for a long period of time because of the virus

 

[10547875]

It's disgusting to even just look at her suck on a lollipop but it could easily be amped up 10 fold if she just showed her full body. Stop trying to catfish people, Amber, you're over 500lbs and we have ample evidence of what the "real you" actually looks like.