🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She doesn't even need anything. She could wipe her ass on a different torrid tarp every day for six months and still have plenty to spare. She has enough fat reserves to ride out the next five apocalyptic pandemics without a crumb of food.

She's like never going to die. I'm starting to get Ashley Isaacs vibes here. Everytime we mention her impending death it adds 89 months to her lifespan.
 
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ok amber lol
someone is sad there's no food left for her at the grocery store
 
can't wait to hear the reports out of monticello, KY that some land whale on a scootypuff ran over an elderly person in wommart and crushed them to death because they were headed for the last box of reeses wafers
 
I have to remind myself, this is honestly her first genuine national/international crisis... if she's vague posting about the pandemic. I'm not counting 9-11 because she was a child. I'm not trashing millennials here; every generation seems to feel obligated to wail & gnash their teeth at how weak, feeble & ungrounded the next generation is but that's been done since written histories started being found & translated & has little basis in fact.

Most millennials & younger new adults will adjust to whatever the new realities prove to be, just fine. We're all worried about certain friends & loved ones specifically & nobody knows what's going to happen. We don't like what we can't anticipate & plan for. The younger you are, the more adaptable you usually are; nothing to sneeze at right now.

But when it comes to Amber, if there's a way to "do a pandemic wrong", she's going to find it. She's going to find plenty of ways to be dumb in the face of this; not to mention self-absorbed. This is a great start - if she IS referring to the pandemic. It's an ego-driven: "Oh look at ME. Nobody looks as worried & concerned as ME."

If she's referring to personal life stuff, like maybe she is newly single - piss off with that, Amber. In the grand scheme of things, especially now... nobody cares about your inner peace.
 
I can almost see the look on Ricky's face when the food shortages happen and Amber starts eyeing him like a lean and dainty mutton chop
 
Yes, Amber, the pandemic is just beginning!

If the stores don't get restocked and people quit doing panic runs on them, that's going to take a toll on Amber's mental, which as we know, is scary. I can imagine her easily eating the entire household's food in a day if she gets freaked out enough.
 
But how will AL cope with Walmart being closed from 11 pm-6 am??? That’s when she has to send Necky out for the binge monster’s precious Reese’s.
 
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Mattie_Me is a good fatty unlike Amber. Praise her.

Don't use people's hate of Amber to lift up your ego and assure people you're the good kind of fatty, Mattie. You're still fat. And Amber still lies. We all know that.

ADHD dijo:
Yes, Amber, the pandemic is just beginning!

If the stores don't get restocked and people quit doing panic runs on them, that's going to take a toll on Amber's mental, which as we know, is scary. I can imagine her easily eating the entire household's food in a day if she gets freaked out enough.
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Part of me wants to see how Amber reacts if she has to deal with real restriction/hunger. This woman hasn't felt real hunger since forever or maybe never. All her hunger is emotional.
 
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