🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

In her latest video, she mentioned that her vlogs are about her, and it is not a weight loss channel. Now, she do not want to share anything about her health, fine; but why is she keep talking about her health?

If her channel is about her story, which she keep reminding us, what is that story? It is certainly not her travels, work or military accomplishments, artistic endeavours, geopolitical opinions, family interactions, what is it?

For anyone at 600 lbs, almost immobile with recurring illnesses, her story should be her health and weight loss journey.

Writerlynn has no fucking idea what actually constitutes a story? Get outta here.

She just doesn't get why other people -- YouTubers, deathfats, normies -- might be interesting people to talk to/watch just like she doesn't get why poetry isn't just rhyming absurd metaphors about her feeleens. Or why skinny people sometimes get bladder infections and it's not necessarily a big deal. Or why other people can make a claim and not be questioned about their accuracy or truthfulness.

Etc.

 

[Mr Foster]

She sure is cunty for a woman who hasn't see her own in 20 years.

 

[clusterfuckk]

"Go get your doctorate and exam me"

 

[raritycunt]

TBH I don't even know why Amber bothers going to a doctor. She knows what works for her and disregards the doctor if they say anything that goes against what she wants to hear.
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The level of smug in that video makes me disgustingly MOTI, she’s so clueless.

 

[Pepper Jack]

And that video clip pretty much packs why she'll die into a nice, clean, little time capsule.

"Does that work for me? NO. But that's okay."

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Let's be honest boo boo. She isn't getting buried. She is getting incinerated in one of these cattle incinerators.

 

[Chihiro]

"go get your doctorate and exam me"

Amber you know how long it takes to get your MD, right?

She won't be alive by the time most of us could finish it.

Unless that's the goal. Wow we would get pranked.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Writerlynn has no fucking idea what actually constitutes a story? Get outta here.

She just doesn't get why other people -- YouTubers, deathfats, normies -- might be interesting people to talk to/watch just like she doesn't get why poetry isn't just rhyming absurd metaphors about her feeleens. Or why skinny people sometimes get bladder infections and it's not necessarily a big deal. Or why other people can make a claim and not be questioned about their accuracy or truthfulness.

Etc.

Normal people don't have UTIs or bladder infections that two months of antibiotics don't kill?

Actual writers don't come up with poignant phrases like "Rain and petals eavesdrop" or "Monster truck in the nightlife"?

Regular, decent people don't tell lie after lie (after lie after lie), contradict themselves entirely too often, and then ask why no one believes them?

To quote lardass: "Like whuuuuut?"

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Though what the fuck is beyond an infinity? I guess we will find out.

It is theorized that when an Infinifat gains enough mass, they may collapse into a Fat Singularity. However, this is purely conjecture.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm just going to trust that the Farms have such a significant gravitational pull of their own that we will not be sucked into the Black Hole Of Fupae.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

I'm just going to trust that the Farms have such a significant gravitational pull of their own that we will not be sucked into the Black Hole Of Fupae.

Don't worry. If the great fupa-ning happens, the FB and Reddit exceptionals will be the first to get sucked in. We'll be fine.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Hey Amber. Since you’re planning on thinking about going back to school, why don’t you get a doctorate and exam yourself?

 

[SituationTypeThing]

TBH I don't even know why Amber bothers going to a doctor. She knows what works for her and disregards the doctor if they say anything that goes against what she wants to hear.
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I don't understand why these obeasts constantly talk about their journey. They're not on a journey, they're not even on the road to nowhere, as that would imply some sort of movement. Public fats like amber reached their journey's end before they even started, and now they're parked up on cinder blocks, somewhere at the juncture of complaintville and excusetown.

A journey of a million miles begins with a single step, which is too much to ask of her charcot feet.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't understand why these obeasts constantly talk about their journey. They're not on a journey, they're not even on the road to nowhere, as that would imply some sort of movement. Public fats like amber reached their journey's end before they even started, and now they're parked up on cinder blocks, somewhere at the juncture of complaintville and excusetown.

A journey of a million miles begins with a single step, which is too much to ask of her charcot feet.

Seriously. If you don't know what time it is at the port you launched from and how many degrees from the horizon the north star is, you're not on a goddamn journey, you're on a goddamn diet.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Hey Amber. Since you’re planning on thinking about going back to school, why don’t you get a doctorate and exam yourself?

That's what she's been doing, boo-boo. Don't you know she always does, like, tons of research and knows what's best for her ?

 

[Des B*]

I want all the fat youtube tards in a big brother style situation. Alr, fatjen, the larp Muslim, nikocado, chantal. They will have a strict food budget. Imagine the tears, tantrums, fights and most importantly the entertainment . Most of them seem like they have food aggression so how long until someone commits murder/cannibalism in a house full of hungry fatties with food aggression? Any TV execs in here hmu .

 

[Moonpie]

She really makes it easy to despise her. Especially when she's a smug cunt in these rants of hers.

 

[Red Mask]

I don't understand why these obeasts constantly talk about their journey. They're not on a journey, they're not even on the road to nowhere, as that would imply some sort of movement. Public fats like amber reached their journey's end before they even started, and now they're parked up on cinder blocks, somewhere at the juncture of complaintville and excusetown.

A journey of a million miles begins with a single step, which is too much to ask of her charcot feet.

I've always hated the term "weight loss journey," Just makes me cringe. Like, where are you going? To lose weight? Where is that at? As for Amberlynn, beyond YT coin, she is just spinning her wheels. Then again, it's difficult to move with that kind of weight.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I do not mind the use of “journey” to describe her weight loss. It can be defined as a process of change over a period of time, and with everything else she does, she is failing at it.

The term that she use that I hate is “story”. What story? What has she done in her life that can be described as her story? The only thing mildly interesting she has done in the last 2 years is to go to Lexington carrying a few industrial fans and replicating what she does at home every single day.

 

[Red Mask]

She'd have more stories if she didn't weight so damned much. With the money she's making, there'd be plenty for her to do/vlog.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

I do not mind the use of “journey” to describe her weight loss. It can be defined as a process of change over a period of time, and with everything else she does, she is failing at it.

The term that she use that I hate is “story”. What story? What has she done in her life that can be described as her story? The only thing mildly interesting she has done in the last 2 years is to go to Lexington carrying a few industrial fans and replicating what she does at home every single day.

I suppose story is an appropriate choice given that her weight loss is fully fictional *shrug*

*edited because rètard*