🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Do you have any thread recommendations? I know of the Slaton sisters already, and Chantal who has a humorous overall story but her day-to-day life is kind of boring.

another rec for the fat acceptance thread. corissa and J are particularly entertaining but unfortunately they don't have their own thread

 

[knobslobbin]

I watched Amy Slaton's latest vid about make up or some shit (warning, very very slow talking). I actually think there might be hope for that one, she seems pretty self aware. Anyway she mentions our gorl briefly in it. She's way more mature about internet life imo, I hope she does another parody.

I must have missed the shade from Amber towards Amy, anyone know what Amy is referencing?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

@knobslobbin

About a month ago in a Snapchat, Amber in a envy fueled fit of pique, said at least she'd never scammed anyone for a coffin they didn't need. Or something. Amberlynn only scams for white trash cancer cons, as she was helpfully reminded.

(quote fail, sorry)

 

[It'sYerGorl]

^^Seriously looks like the fat lady at the circus.

Im so sorry for the shitty quality but i just had to because this post came into my house and sat on me till i choked to death

 

[Punkinsplice]

Slaps is fucking fetch you boomers! I love that her slang vocabulary gives away her recent watch history. Part of this gorl's rewritable personality.

 

[FatalTater]

I remember when she watched some Top 15s and picked up that guy's weird speech cadence. I wish I couldn't.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The new 'highlights' feature is happening, don't know if it's unrolled everywhere yet but it will be, that will help with jumping from relevant informative post to next relevant informative post.

Spoiler: chantal

Chantal doesn't have a whole universe like Amber, not sure why people keep wanting a subforum when there's like... Peetz, and Chantal's own limited activities. Rolling her in with other fats just to convenience casuals also triggers me a bit, but maybe I can see the merits since I'm often poking around looking for Life by Jen and to a lesser extent, Corissa and Jay in the FA thread. Pulling Amy out into her own has helped.

StacySi mashup today with Chantal made me giggle way more than it should have.

Youse and Kate keepin' it real and hilarious. Love youse girls.

 

[Strong Tomato]

What the fuck is "slaps"

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

What the fuck is "slaps"

From what I gather, it’s really good music with a lot of bass.

 

[The Cyber Unit]

What the fuck is "slaps"

Her musty flaps 'slap' together as she waddles to and from the kitchen every half hour

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Has anyone else seen the Tater Tiara's talking about Amberlynn's Wattpad story "Hello Darling"? It begins with a clip of Amberlynn talking about how good she is at writing, before Tater Tiara goes on to review the story, in which there's a section where the main character - who's a lesbian - goes on about how the 2,000 people aboard the all-lesbian cruise ship have vaginas, and how she's excited by that. The whole story screams r/menwritingwomen.

Amberlynn Reid's Wattpad Review: Hello Darling

In today's video, we take a deep dive into the world of Amberlynn Reid's Wattpad & discuss her published work on there. Spoiler alert: it's not good. Support...

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I mean, her wattpad has been discussed here for years in ways that are guaranteed funnier and more insightful than whoever this bitch is. But thanks for posting her video, not Tater Tatiana.

Also: Lurk moar. This belongs in Haydur Nation.

 

[Whatthefuck]

From what I gather, it’s really good music with a lot of bass.

Well, since our gorl can't be bothered to be an adult she has to use the "kid's" slang. She's down. She's in the know. She's hip.

 

[bev]

What the fuck is "slaps"

I'm going to be that asshole that explains it. "Slaps" is the young people's way of saying something's good in the sense that it's refreshing and/or attention grabbing. Imagine it as though something slapped you across the face and you go, "Wow! Shit, that's great." Anything like that "slaps."

It's retarded, I know.

 

[ADHD]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Viral tonsillitis in adults usually lasts 4- 6 days. Untreated bacterial variety: 10 - 14 days & treated with the right antibiotics: 5 - 7 days.

A bit more sperg here: at her age IF her health was normal, it should have been nothing but a painful inconvenience for a bit less than a week; treated or not. Tonsils are essentially lymph glands so to get tonsillitis at her age/weight & it lingering quite a while, is an overall indication that yes, her lymphatic system is screwed. We knew that with her leg lymphoedema & she's been bitching about 1 on her abdomen for a while. I anticipated lymphoedema in her chest/upper arm area; tonsillitis caught me by surprise - shouldn't have. Tonsillitis can lead to cellulitis so whatever is going on, she'd be best served by picking ONE doctor/clinic & making sure she's following instructions to the letter. If she's not clear about something... ASK or call them. But she won't.

 

[iDontSmileMan]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:
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Bitch is gonna freak out if it'll last an extra day or two and go doctor shopping again

But thanks for the dead or alive status, Amber.

 

[mekalekahi]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:
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Thank god! I tossed and turned all night wondering how ambers illness is coming along.

Seriously tho, she will be sick again. I will wager a her infamous "stomach bug" or a sinus infection

 

[Xenomorph]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:
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The real question is; how is your infected snizz, AL?

 

[Des B*]

Tonsillitis means an almost liquid diet. Fatty should have dropped a few lbs.

 

[CindyChafe]

See guys, unless you’re a DOCTOR WHO IS TREATING HER you have no right speculating about her condishuns. Even though she drops little hints like bread crumbs to keep a certain amount of attention on her channel and social media. And she’s going to punish us by not sharing.

Go ahead haydurs, get your Doctorate and treat me! It’s the only way. I don’t lie about little things, big things and everything in between.