🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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of course on a pic wishing becky a happy birthday, hamber has to be in the middle.
 
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To summarize, “the Butler is bored when she can’t drive me to Walmart and trail after my scooter like a depressed blob.”

What happened to her arts and crafts shit? She looked genuinely happy when she used to talk and hang out with Eric and Ricky, or make those boxes. I think that would be a decent way to stay “preoccupied”. But no, wiping Ham’s ass is a much better stress reliever.

Or better yet, get a job.
 
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No way Becky is ever getting another job. That would take time/labor away from things that are REALLY important to her. Like....making boxes, coloring, playing video games, getting things she wants etc. I've mentioned this before, but there is a lot that people like her and ALR don't have to deal with because of their ability to not need traditional employment.
 
Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
To summarize, “the Butler is bored when can’t drive me to Walmart and trail after my scooter like a depressed blob.”

What happened to her arts and crafts shit? She looked genuinely happy when she used to talk and hang out with Eric and Ricky, or make those boxes. I think that would be a decent way to stay “preoccupied”. But no, wiping Ham’s ass is a much better stress reliever.

Or better yet, get a job.
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"If Becky didn't have ass wiping and chauffeuse duties to occupy her, she would be consumed by depression. I am a savior." -Amber Christ Superstar
 
Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
To summarize, “the Butler is bored when can’t drive me to Walmart and trail after my scooter like a depressed blob.”

What happened to her arts and crafts shit? She looked genuinely happy when she used to talk and hang out with Eric and Ricky, or make those boxes. I think that would be a decent way to stay “preoccupied”. But no, wiping Ham’s ass is a much better stress reliever.

Or better yet, get a job.
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The three of them need to pool their collective balls and roll fatty out the door, throwing all her Torrid, journals, and makeup crap after her.
 
I was going to comment on that about the first photo - Becky's birthday but AL has to be in the forefront of the shot.
 
So, if they got in a car wreck, and Amberlynn wasn't wearing a seatbelt- Would her body fit through the windscreen? Would the velocity smush her through?
 
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of course on a pic wishing becky a happy birthday, hamber has to be in the middle.
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Well fam, where else could she be? When you're a Hamplanet, you're already stretching physics as we know it. Warping the space-time continuum for orange chicken spice.

Like a black hole, it just sucks in and destroys anything unfortunately near its path.
 
Anyone would have thought it’s her birthday the way she inserts her fat self into the center of everything.

And why isn’t she flexing on everyone with how many gifts she bought her poor suffereeen gorlfriend for her birthday? Uh oh...could it be she spent it all on pseudo-dates with Dusty?
 
She recently offered up an excuse for that Destiny era Xmas extravaganza of prezzies. Her bipolar wasn't diagnosed/controlled with mood stabilizers & she went manic with shopping. Which begs the question - she's been with Becky for a few Christmases now & this is the first where her bipolar is 'controlled'. So did she go nuts with gifts for Becky the last few years? Back to now, depression is tough & titrating meds can make it tougher. Add the inevitable seasonal stresses of Christmas & Becky can be forgiven for feeling lower than whale shit. You'd think 'warm, loving, empathic' AL would have given some consideration & gone out of her way to buy thoughtful chosen, meaningful gifts for Becky's birthday...

A little PL - most of my family is military, law enforcement or fire/ambulance. Our discussions can get pretty gross. The car wreck scenario - I'll skip the icky details but let's just say skin, fat & flesh 'gives' more readily than sharp metal. Even at a fairly low speed, a single vehicle accident, (rollover), hitting a tree or slamming into a ditch would result in a really nasty mess for first responders to have to deal with & AL's chance of survival would be low. Where it gets complicated is if the vehicle rolls over. Others in the car may have otherwise reasonably minor injuries complicated by AL's weight hitting them at any speed. Getting TO those injured others could be challenging. Multi-vehicle crash... anybody ever see what hitting a moose or bear can do to a car & its passengers? AL's car hitting another & AL hurtling through the windshield & into said other car could be... messy.
 
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So it's going to be 500 comments of AMBER IS WORSE THAN 25.7 HITLERS FOR MISGENDERING U HOW DO U REMAIN SO STUNNING AND BRAVE IN THE FACE OF SUCH RABID TRANSPHOBIA??

Amber's going to need to start binging right now and for the next 3 weeks to deal with the troonado and its aftermath coming her way.

Goddamn. What a year, gorls!
 
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Most of the reddit has only been watching her for like six months and has no idea who Kasey is and what all that shit is about. Don't get me wrong I'm glad it's happening, because Amberlynn's shelf ass will be chapped but it's going to be a wasted opportunity. Most of the questions are going to be re,tards asking what happened because they're too lazy/stupid to figure it out for themselves before the AMA.
 
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