🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

My bad gorl, I honestly thought she would’ve been approving follower requests by now, but looks like she is purging her page instead. Her followers have gone from 20k to 19.9k since I requested...

Trying to root out Haydur Nation. Her Stalinesque approach to social media, except instead of a gulag in Siberia, it's freezing out of twitter. Pro tip, Amber, you narcissistic twat: you cannot control it, and tossing people off your twitter won't stop anything.

 

[Mandaark]

Thanksgiving would be a circus! You would have everyone stuffed in that kitchen trying to scoot by each other, bellies smacking together, Amberlynn blocking the stove with her chair.

Albert eating the whole goddamn turkey to herself

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Albert eating the whole goddamn turkey to herself

Tube turkey, you mean.

My bad gorl, I honestly thought she would’ve been approving follower requests by now, but looks like she is purging her page instead. Her followers have gone from 20k to 19.9k since I requested...

Trying to root out Haydur Nation. Her Stalinesque approach to social media, except instead of a gulag in Siberia, it's freezing out of twitter. Pro tip, Amber, you narcissistic twat: you cannot control it, and tossing people off your twitter won't stop anything.

It must be tough balancing her narcissistic need to have nothing but ass-patters following her against her narcissistic need to see that follower number get as high as possible.

Just another shtruggle for our gorl.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

GORLS, STOP JUDGING HAMBER!! If you knew who she TRULY was as a person instead of JUDGING based on BIAS. She is so raw and real FAWK

 

[Twinkie]

If she's in such a great place why does she keep whining about how terrible she feels in every video?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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GORLS, STOP JUDGING HAMBER!! If you knew who she TRULY was as a person instead of JUDGING based on BIAS. She is so raw and real FAWK

Michael Be Petty mentioned Love Languages a video or two ago (in the context of how showering people with material goods is, in his words, the "lowest" of the bunch, especially when taken to AL's desperate binge-y extreme).

Guarantee our gorl had never heard of it before then, and still doesn't understand the criticism.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

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GORLS, STOP JUDGING HAMBER!! If you knew who she TRULY was as a person instead of JUDGING based on BIAS. She is so raw and real FAWK

What a crock of shit. She allegedly started seeing the "psychiatrist" in early July. It's almost November.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

And the person she sees once a month literally isn't a psychiatrist.

 

[mekalekahi]

At least shes admitting she has nothing to offer people but money and trash from walmart. She isnt capable of supporting someone emotionally and we have seen this in many vlogs. Examples: Destiny's cat getting lost and when becky got her teeth pulled amber told her to go get food and went back to watching trisha paytas.

Michael brought up love language yesterday and she's trying to pass it off like she knew about that already lol.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Maybe we will get the turkey mookbong with her grabbing chunks out of the side with her nasty fingers and deep-throating the drumsticks

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Trying to worm your way into you ex's life by buying her & her gf toiletries, overspending on a young child who's no relation to you on toys, junk food, footwear & hygiene items the parents should be providing is so much more appropriate than buying Becky & her nephews stuff. Sorry Amber, I missed that memo. I also wasn't on the mailing list for the notice stating that anything you do needs to be judged on how you want that narrative to flow.

 

[Twinkie]

If the fags are gone I wouldn't count on them having a traditional turkey meal this year, without Rickie there to cook they'll probably have pizza or something.

 

[smallmilk]

If the fags are gone I wouldn't count on them having a traditional turkey meal this year, without Rickie there to cook they'll probably have pizza or something.

Some kind of Christmas slop, mayhaps?

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Some kind of Christmas slop, mayhaps?

 

[Clintonberg]

Popping pills and sitting around in your own soil on the daily isn't a journey, Amber.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

overspending on a young child who's no relation to you on toys, junk food, footwear & hygiene items the parents should be providing is so much more appropriate than buying Becky & her nephews stuff.

It's kinda fascinating, isn't it? If she'd just said, "I do spend money on Becky and her nephew" and left it at that, it would be fine. Lame, but fine.

But no. Martyrlynn has gotta rear her head and get her digs in about how the haydurs freaked out so she doesn't show herself spoiling Becky's nephew anymore. Of course, this implies that the problem was Becky's nephew, not AL's behavior. So some other kid she's not related to and whose family she wants to win over is totally fine. Obviously.

And aw shucks, the haydurs are freaking out again. Why can't our gorl catch a break?

 

[marjoram]

If the fags are gone I wouldn't count on them having a traditional turkey meal this year, without Rickie there to cook they'll probably have pizza or something.

Absolutely. None of the four can cook for shit. Big Al could make a pot of her famous sodium slop and Density could make bologna on white sandwiches for everybody......

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

GORLS, STOP JUDGING HAMBER!! If you knew who she TRULY was as a person instead of JUDGING based on BIAS. She is so raw and real FAWK

Aw, boo hoo. Fatass buys (tries to buy) love through shitting out money on stupid, mostly useless bullshit, gets called out on it, and then tries to co-opt language describing what it is, without understanding why it's a wrong, bad thing to do and without understanding WTF she's trying to talk about while simultaneously trying to act smug and superior. The only thing you're superior to is in the weight category, you 600 pound behemoth.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Ewww, just think of that house full of bologna farts from those heifers

 

[Phalanx]

credit to the fuckers that made these memes, nabbed from the reddit of all places;