🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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MrsLoveMom dijo:
If I lived near Amber, I would go steal her animals and rehome them. Yes, it's a crime, but so is the obvious neglect of those poor critters. I'm already guilty of doing this and I'd do it again!

I just wonder if Amberlynn collapsed finally and is hospitalized somewhere. The only other thing I can think of is she's chasing that exceptional lizard, Destiny, somewhere.
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I think I would do something a bit more underhanded and devious (if I could): I would offer Amber a huge sum of money to give me permanent ownership of all her animals, enough so that she couldn't resist- under one written and legal stipulation that if she ever owns another animal in her lifetime, she would have to pay me that whole amount back.



With interest.

I say this because I know Amber is greedy, not to bright, and likely would take the offer because her 'love' of her fur babies only runs skin deep.
 
Going through old vids I feel like we need a fashionlynn thread.
What say you?

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Maybe she could dress up in orange and be a pumpkin for Halloween. She's kind of pumpkin-shaped already, and she could pull it off easily without needing stuffing. 🎃🎃🎃

And the Beckster could be Linus waiting in the Great Pumpkin Patch.
 
A good thing that came out of Amber gaining so much weight over the past few years is that her face is now too wide to wear those glasses that she used to wear.

If she kept wearing those, I would've probably found her more annoying now than she is already.
 
I wish she would stop wearing that lipstick colour she legit looks like a prolapsed asshole but even that has more character than her.
 
Who told her it was a good idea to overdraw her Cupid's bow? If she wants to make her lips look fuller she should wear something light and glossy, not these dark liquid lipsticks that make her lips look like a shriveled asshole.
 
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