🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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EvERyBoDy iZ dIFfEreNT this is the bullshit she spews constantly to excuse her horrid and irresponsible behavior.
 
Serial Grapist dijo:
Got these from FutureMrsBeckyWilliams twitter:

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THOTto dijo:
The person who runs that twitter account is an obsessive sped who has made 2.1k tweets since June of this year. They’re just as bad as the Reddit fags and fb losers who I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME. Honestly they’re a cow in their own right.
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Sorry if this is late and dumb but who is FutureMrsBecky and why are they relevant? I know that they've managed to reach out to Amber&Co; but why do Amber and others reply to this person while ignoring the rest?
Like it's obvious this person isn't a fan, so how did they become the go-between unlucky 'Tucky and the rest of the world?
 
Acne. Because she never washes her nasty ass hands.
Her ego truly amazes me. How in the hell can she think she's cute?
She does these stupid ass Snapchat filters like a 12 year old. Mentally she's very stunted.
Physically she looks like she's in her 40's at least. Mentally she's like a preteen. Much like the sped dykes she dates.

So much damn narcissism. From a 600lb moonface who's uglier than hell. Inside and out.
 
bev dijo:
Sorry if this is late and dumb but who is FutureMrsBecky and why are they relevant? I know that they've managed to reach out to Amber&Co; but why do Amber and others reply to this person while ignoring the rest?
Like it's obvious this person isn't a fan, so how did they become the go-between unlucky 'Tucky and the rest of the world?
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Some sped, I was looking at losers who tweet about or at amber for a potential thread about wannabe orbiters/haydurs . They post dms and rumors and stupid shit but I was surprised at the sheer volume of tweets made in a short amount of time. It averaged out to like 12+ tweets a day, they must do nothing but obsess about amber.

I’m guessing they have a sock or use their irl account to weasel their way in, might be a friend of an irl friend. All I know is however they get this information it’s pathetic to spend as much time as they are on this. If anyone wants to dig and help me find out more info/dox dm me because I’m positive they’re a neet who pokes amber to feel better about themselves.
 
hotcheetospuffs dijo:
meh, looks like run-of-the-mill touching face with filthy hands, greasy food, and too much chocolate acne IMO.
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Excuse me, are you trying to insinuate that slapping a bunch of samples from her dumb bitch box onto her pre-grime-filled pores doesn't create a protective barrier around her skin that could only be penetrated by the metaphorical Excalibur that is stress acne?

Go figure.

Her breakout moment would be as Binge Monstertruck in "The Night Life"
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
Yep, never engage. It’s that simple. You only have to be burned once to learn that. It’s pointless and ultimately only frustrating to the sane party who is foolish enough to attempt engagement. Best to leave the known cow to pasture and let the m.ilk flow. She’s doing very well at the moment. I do love that she quit her 100 days and came back literally the next day. That’s extraordinary exceptionalism.
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My favorite magnet of all time says "Never mudwrestle with a pig. You'll both get muddy, and the pig will love it." 🐷🐖🐷
 
I leave for a month and come back to find out the Butler is possible dying of kidney failure... whelp.
Didn’t expect her to croak before Ham, I’m wondering who’ll replace her.
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I had to look that up & lo & behold, I found a long infomercial explanation type situation for this stuff. One line in this tall tale had me spitting out my juice:

***Emotional eaters face a torrid spell in trying to curb their eating habits.***

Easy weight loss, "torrid"... natural fit for Amber.

www.miracleskinnypill.com/
 
Late to this one, but I watch Big Al as I’ve never seen someone gain weight like she has. We’ve all seen M600L but very few of us have witnessed how they actually got there. It’s a glimpse into their justifications, mental gymnastics, the manipulation of their enablers, how quickly it can spiral from ‘fat-fat’ to ‘5lbs away from immobility.’
 
Fresh Grown Breasts dijo:
Late to this one, but I watch Big Al as I’ve never seen someone gain weight like she has. We’ve all seen M600L but very few of us have witnessed how they actually got there. It’s a glimpse into their justifications, mental gymnastics, the manipulation of their enablers, how quickly it can spiral from ‘fat-fat’ to ‘5lbs away from immobility.’
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Year for sure. On the show we see the end results of their choices, but not the journey that got them there. We see them show up at Dr. Now's 100lbs heavier than they were a month before, but we don't really get to see how that happened. I think that's what fascinates people about Amber -- we've watched her steadily marching towards the grave despite constant warnings and offers of help from friends, family, even professionals who don't know her IRL and want to save her from herself.

You can sympathize with the poverty-stricken 600lb bedbound hick who has seen the error of their ways and, while they may have the odd relapse or setback, ultimately get their shit together in the end, despite the odds. But Amber's ego, entitlement, and her defiant, fuck-you attitude make her impossible to pity even for the bleeding-est of enlarged, fatty-sympathizing hearts. She's happily waddling to her death and what's entertaining is that despite pretending otherwise, she gives not one single fuck, deep down. She only wants views and asspats and to keep stuffing her maw.

That and the fact that she could get surgery tomorrow if she wanted, while most of the folks on the show struggle to afford it. That, to me, is proof she never plans to get better. She's not afraid of pain, or dying on the table. She's afraid because she knows when she wakes up she'll be out of excuses and surrounded by people who have been instructed to hold her accountable, and they may let her get away with lots now, but she knows if she actually got the surgery and didn't comply with the diet, she'd likely lose any and all remaining support she has online or IRL. That's why it hasn't happened and won't until she's on the brink of death, if at all.

ALR is the kind of person who will need to get (some form of) weight loss surgery more than once, if she's to ever have a chance at success. No way would she learn her lesson without at least 2 painful, expensive, difficult surgeries, minimum. That Candy girl on YouTube who is always posting Torrid hauls has had the surgery twice and gained the weight back bolth times. The only difference is the surgeries caused her to gain it back in even weirder places.

Most of the folks on MSHPL are desperate for help. They go to Dr. Now because nobody will help them. If they'd had nutritionists and dietitians and fitness instructors offering them free help both online and in person for years, they likely would have taken that help way before they hit the 600lb mark. Amber is fascinating because of her continued entitlement and defiance in the face of death itself.

This is the darkest timeline, darker than even her beetus knuckles. Prepare yourself, gorls.
 
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