🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[THOTto]

Actually hating a cow means I’d call you a nigger but that seems disrespectful to the term.

I personally enjoy AL because the stupidity that surrounds her is amazing. Between the haydurs making YouTube bux and trying to ‘help her’, the “I bought the same dress as Amber look how skinny I am” while being 300+ lbs and especially all the faggots who scamper in here from other sites and shit the place up. You mongs make my day, wouldn’t be a circus without monkeys flinging shit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Who is that ugly child that's around them all the time? Her niece? Wasn't that the niece her sister wouldn't allow Dana to see now that she is a rug muncher?
Also that question about the cheating thing you can tell ALR was loving that, to put Dana on the spot like that.
In's AL's mind she's like "you better answer you bitch because Im the only reason youre back here"

 

[mekalekahi]

ALR and Becky seem to be having another sleepover with Destiny and Dana. She posted this Q&A on Snapchat (she admits to Destiny cheating on her lol)

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I'm dying at the filter sucking hambers face up when she moved it from the child back to her face. The smell in that room must be out of this world.

The look on Dana's face as she accepts that this is the garbage she will have to deal with after taking money from AL.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

It killed me a tiny bit inside when I saw a YoKai Watch toy sitting on the shelf amongst all the garbage and clutter in the background.

Poor Jibanyan didn't deserve this.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Everyone looks miserable except Amber.

Looks like dana has gained a lot of weight in the short time since moving back to KY, she looks like she's on the fast-track to limited mobility.

 

[vroomrustproof]

Everyone looks miserable except Amber.

Looks like dana has gained a lot of weight in the short time since moving back to KY, she looks like she's on the fast-track to limited mobility.

Destiny does seem to have an imobility fetish or some crap (how would you call that even?)

Also

Might be just me since 90% of the time I just listen to our gorl's videos, but her face looks round now more than ever, gonna surpass that fucking moon face emoji

 

[Damaged Goods]

Did Dana say the only person she's worried Destiny might cheat with is Becky? What in the actual fuck?

And despite saying moments before how totally NOT uncomfortable she was, she sure looked like she wanted to jump out of her skin. The awkwardness in that room is palpable, holy shit

Destiny does seem to have an imobility fetish or some crap

Nah gorl, she watches them gain weight and when it incapacitates them she leaves them

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Did Dana say the only person she's worried Destiny might cheat with is Becky? What in the actual fuck?

I heard that too! I legit rewatched that part at least 3 times before deciding I was never going to understand these mush-mouths. There's no way I heard that right.

Nah gorl, she watches them gain weight and when it incapacitates them she leaves them

Kentucky is her dumping grounds. It's like the white trash lesbian version of cars on cinder blocks.

 

[Twinkie]

I heard that too! I legit rewatched that part at least 3 times before deciding I was never going to understand these mush-mouths. There's no way I heard that right.

I thought it was a pretty obvious (and shitty) attempt at comedy

 

[Xenomorph]

I thought it was a pretty obvious (and shitty) attempt at comedy

AL was holding her wallet to entice Dana to play into her narrative.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I follow this crazy bitch because she’s a crazy bitch. We don’t hate cows, we make fun of them. Watching this cunt flit around with her dainty self gaslighting, outright lying not just to her viewers, but herself, her complete denial of the shallowness of her relationships, her inability to feel actual human emotion, her constant grandstanding about weight loss and she knows what works for her with that smarmy booboo bullshit. She’s prime cow material. I don’t have to hate her to think she’s pathetically entertaining.

 

[Fupacabra]

If AL was a feeder porn star; What would her name be?

She already is a feeder porn star. Maybe she doesn't realize it yet, maybe she does. Who knows what happens in that beetusbrain, but I'm sure that many of her followers are happily fapping away while she stuffs her mukbangmaw full of cucumber boats and chili diarrhea slop.

 

[Hecate14]

Well isn't Dana looking... rubenesque...

 

[raritycunt]

ALR and Becky seem to be having another sleepover with Destiny and Dana. She posted this Q&A on Snapchat (she admits to Destiny cheating on her lol)

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It’s clear to everyone except amber that Dana and destiny are trolling the fuck out of amber. You can see the little glances they share and the smirks that indicate they couldn’t care less about this bitch

 

[Phalanx]

The whole setting reminds me of when the poor kids go to the rich kids house just because the rich kids has dope stuff and everyone there thinks the rich kids is a total cunt.

Destiny definitely has some feeder Fetishism traits, the incapacitating them and bailing is part of the follow up behaviour most of the time because the feedee is incapable of having sex, so they are bailed on.

I know Amber wants Destiny back but the only reason Destiny "loved" her because it fed her fetish so it is purely sexual and conditional not unconditional as strong relationships e.g. Long last relationships or marriages. There is a reason why fetishists aren't in long lasting relationships because they are incapable of doing so because they are so short sighted in how they garner satisfaction and they need quick release rather than slow.

Fat fetishism is weird as it is so bordering on sadism because it is one of the few fetishes that wants constant harm for satisfaction.

Destiny is a really weird person as she is moderately low IQ yet has really weird high IQ traits but I think its like Amber surrounds herself with low IQ and children in order to appear so because Dana is hardly 3 digit IQ points like 80 tops.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

ALR and Becky seem to be having another sleepover with Destiny and Dana. She posted this Q&A on Snapchat (she admits to Destiny cheating on her lol)

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Dana’s eyes have sunk into her face worse than Hamplanet’s.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dana’s eyes have sunk into her face worse than Hamplanet’s.

End is near for Spedisty and and Shriek not because Dusty is going with AL or anything but because Dusty is reaching her time limit with her gorlfriends.
Besides, Fridge wants a child and her family are anti fag biggots so she will cave and Dusty's ole wandering eye will pick up once again.

 

[Phalanx]

End is near for Spedisty and and Shriek not because Dusty is going with AL or anything but because Dusty is reaching her time limit with her gorlfriends.
Besides, Fridge wants a child and her family are anti fag biggots so she will cave and Dusty's ole wandering eye will pick up once again.

2/3 years seems to be her limit before she bails and she always brings them back to Kentucky like some really weird ritual. Its like she moves to try and lifeline her relationships but it does not work and due to her gorlfriends being so morbidly obese they are incapable also how disparate Kentucky is.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Looks like dana has gained a lot of weight in the short time since moving back to KY, she looks like she's on the fast-track to limited mobility.

The scootypoof races between the two in Womart, with stopping to fat finger fumble plastic "so KEEEWT" plastic jewelry as pit stops, will be an obese version of Kentucky NASCAR.

I look forward to the lulz.

 

[Phalanx]

I find Amber hilarious af, the mispronounce of words, the Amberisms and the constant cognitive dissonance that she resides in. She is the train wreck that constantly derails and will finally stop when she dies. She is far more easier to engage than Chris Chan too because he is just simply insane af now. DSP is boring but Amber and Foodie Beauty never stop rewarding but AL is in a quiet patch atm we need a new event to start.