🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strawberry Pocky]

I think that's about right actually. She's 6 or 7.

Twinkie has my heartache and sympathy more than every single other fatwad we've been forced to watch fat around for the last six years combined.
I don't know if she is a pure breed or is mixed with anything else, but a cursory Google just told me that a typical (healthy) Chihuahua can live up to 11 or 12 years? I don't know how factual that is, but poor chubby Twinkles is definitely worse for wear no matter her age. She's ailing and suffering before our eyes, what with the canine obesity, the unchecked flea problems, the growth/lump on her neck that was ignored for months, and the infamous ever-growing velociraptor talon claws. She's wall eyed, struggles to breathe, and lies around all day staring at nothing like a depressed lump. That's a dog that needs rescuing. God damn.

If she's 7 already I really, really wouldn't expect her to see 12. She's slowly going the way of her "mama" and honestly that's sadder to me than anything ALR can troll in front of her iPhone with. I don't spare any pity or empathy for adult cunts eating their way into disability for attention and asspats, but animals like Twinkie and Wasabi are innocent and helpless and fucking hell I didn't want to get all in my feelings on an Anonymous lolcow shitposting forum but I guess here we are.

#FreeTwinkieStar

 

[Twinkie]

She's a pure chihuahua but that doesn't mean she was bred to tightly conform to the breed standard. A lot of chihuahuas that are bred poorly--for lack of a better word, I'm not trying to be a snob about it but I also don't care enough to word that diplomatically--tend to be larger than the breed standard. But they're still purebred, not mixed.

Twinkie was probably never gonna top out at four pounds like some show-bred chihuahua, but she certainly shouldn't weigh 20 fucking pounds and would still live a very long life if not for the obesity. She might still live that long but she won't be comfortable. I hate it when Hamber picks Twinkie up by her front legs the dog is WAY too fat to be lifted like that some day she's going to tear Twinkie's front legs out of their sockets.

 

[CaptainAutism]

Look at Becky's hair. It can't be that fucking old. She was peak short clipped dyke when they first met wasn't she? Fuck, I can't remember. Maybe not. Fine, I'll go look.

This is exactly what I thought when I seen the picture. Becky was full butch when they met. I'd say the picture is maybe 5-6 months old at the most. Not as "old" as she's implying.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Becky got her hair cut very short before her living nephew's wedding. I recall a video where Amber sat in the car waiting for her and when she came back Amber had to hold back her laughter while saying how much she loved it.

 

[marjoram]

Becky got her hair cut very short before her living nephew's wedding. I recall a video where Amber sat in the car waiting for her and when she came back Amber had to hold back her laughter while saying how much she loved it.

And touched it because Big Al has to put her grubby paws all over EVERYTHING

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Can someone briefly explain to me how Amberlynn evokes such white phosphorus hot rage for being, what seems to me on my very limited perusal of her stuff, a pretty standard issue turbofatty hick with an IQ in the high 80s...? I get that most posters here are from the higher socioeconomic groups whose interaction with the congenitally stupid is limited to brief transactions with bus drivers and tellers, but to me, who unfortunately has worked with the bottom five percent or whatever of society, she seems pretty representative of the underclass in a lot of ways, and in many ways better than many of them, for example in avoiding criminality and pregnancy. I must be missing something? Perhaps I like my lolcows high octane, like Yaniv and Greer, and Amberlynn is an acquired taste.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Can someone briefly explain to me how Amberlynn evokes such white phosphorus hot rage for being, what seems to me on my very limited perusal of her stuff, a pretty standard issue turbofatty hick with an IQ in the high 80s...?

It isn't that, for me. It's that she's a preening, pretentious narcisisst and pathological liar on a "weight loss" journey that has seen her gain 200+ pounds, making good coin off being a trainwreck when there are many more deserving people in this world working their asses off to better themselves or their "situation" and barely making progress doing so. Yeah, yeah, life ain't fair and all that, but this bullshit getting rewarded pisses me off.

 

[stuffandthings]

I don't know if she is a pure breed or is mixed with anything else, but a cursory Google just told me that a typical (healthy) Chihuahua can live up to 11 or 12 years?
#FreeTwinkieStar

Nope healthy Chihuahua's can get to 17-20 pretty darn easy. They're one of the longest living breeds. If you only get your Chihuahua to 12 you're doing something wrong or it was bred wrong.

 

[Xenomorph]

Nope healthy Chihuahua's can get to 17-20 pretty darn easy. They're one of the longest living breeds. If you only get your Chihuahua to 12 you're doing something wrong or it was bred wrong.

What gets me is the bitch who gave Twinkie away was Ayla's Mother (was shown in a vlog at the house) mind you AL claims the woman gave Twinkie away because she was having a baby, meanwhile when you see her house there is 2 dogs and birds, turtles and a literal fucking zoo but for SOME reason Twinkie had to go.

 

[stuffandthings]

What gets me is the bitch who gave Twinkie away was Ayla's Mother (was shown in a vlog at the house) mind you AL claims the woman gave Twinkie away because she was having a baby, meanwhile when you see her house there is 2 dogs and birds, turtles and a literal fucking zoo but for SOME reason Twinkie had to go.

Do we have confirmation on Twinkie's age? Vs the age of the other animals maybe? Being the Devil's advocate, if Twinkie is older than 7-8, then that 'baby' is probably in the second grade. Maybe she was worried about Twinkie with a baby, but wants pets now that her kid is older? Still kind of bitchy, but Amber needed her emotional support fur sausage too.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

@Underestimated Nutria She also (somewhat/almost proudly, unapologetically) abuses, manipulates, and gaslights both the people in her own life that she surrounds herself with - usually very slow, very vulnerable fat speds on purpose because they are easy and maluable marks that she enjoys pushing around - and her Youtube audience. She is a ferocious liar and laughably bad actor and goes from faking tears one day to "flexing" awful dollar store hauls to show off how low class "rich" and awesome she thinks she is the next. She lies about rape, has recently been a part of a GoFundMe cancer charity money scam....the list goes on and on.

Just read this thread. Read her Social Media thread. Ask yourself why, if she was a normal run-of-the-mill low IQ deathfat, would she have an entire multi-thread subforum dedicated uniquely to her?

 

[Xenomorph]

Do we have confirmation on Twinkie's age? Vs the age of the other animals maybe? Being the Devil's advocate, if Twinkie is older than 7-8, then that 'baby' is probably in the second grade. Maybe she was worried about Twinkie with a baby, but wants pets now that her kid is older? Still kind of bitchy, but Amber needed her emotional support fur sausage too.

In 2015 AL mentioned she was two years old so she would be six now.

 

[stuffandthings]

In 2015 AL mentioned she was two years old so she would be six now.

Thanks for that horrifying information. That dog doesn't look a day under 10. I never saw the OMG TWINKEEEY ABUSE before, because I thought she was elderly. I've seen a 15 year old Rat Terrier with spinal stenosis, and hind end weakness, who is 100% more spry and mobile than that poor huffing meat tube.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Can someone briefly explain to me how Amberlynn evokes such white phosphorus hot rage for being, what seems to me on my very limited perusal of her stuff, a pretty standard issue turbofatty hick with an IQ in the high 80s...?

For the millionth time, she isn't hated for being fat (or for some classist reason wtf?). It's because of her personality, the fact that she falsely accused an ex of rape and refuses to back down to this day and the neglect of her animals that does it for most people.

That said, and this is just my personal opinion, she doesn't really make me angry (except when I see Twinkie's nails obviously). I do see instances of the "white phosphorus hot rage" you mention but there are very few of them. If her videos make you so upset or if every single thing she does and says makes you come here to comment "Uuuuugh I can't with her"... you're doing it wrong. But that's just me.

 

[novalins]

But its so special and unique! Remember how she was obsessed with having a daughter to name Rarity Rae?When asked about it, her response was " oh the beauty in that name".

if i remember correctly, i believe she also mentioned the name “Scarlett Chanel” for a daughter

 

[Xenomorph]

if i remember correctly, i believe she also mentioned the name “Scarlett Chanel” for a daughter

And "Etney" for a boy, like where does she come up with these trash names?

Thanks for that horrifying information. That dog doesn't look a day under 10. I never saw the OMG TWINKEEEY ABUSE before, because I thought she was elderly. I've seen a 15 year old Rat Terrier with spinal stenosis, and hind end weakness, who is 100% more spry and mobile than that poor huffing meat tube.

Yeah it's terrible she was looking healthy when she lived with Dusty's Mother because Dusty's Mother had property and a lot of dogs for Twinks to play with.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Jenna Marbles has an 11 year old chihuahua that is significantly more active and healthy than Twinkie... because he's taken care of properly, exercised and kept at a good weight. Amber lets that dog get as fat as it is because she's projecting her weird food bullshit onto it. Dogs will beg for food, but if they realize eventually that begging doesn't pay off, they stop doing it. They don't feel deprived because they only get one (or two) reasonably sized meals of a decent quality food a day.

 

[smallmilk]

I hate Amber because she's fat

 

[Chamaelirium]

Im having feelings about Twinkie too. Something Amber could do to recover lost goodwill due to Becky's GFM scam- hire a daily dog walker and and a mobile groomer to take care of twinkie star. Her viewers would probably like Amber a lot better and watch more of her ads if she took better care of her animals, especially Twinkie. She could even make vlogs of Twinkie getting groomed and going for walks with dog walker and the ad revenue from those videos alone would probably cover the expenses and net a tidy profit. poor treatment of her companion animals is her most loathsome trait and she could easily fix it, get a ton of goodwill from viewers, and even get some vlogs out of it all. just by hiring a couple professionals who aren't even expensive to hire. No willpower or hard work required. People who make way less than Amber hire dog walkers and groomers everyday.

 

[8008135]

I'm gonna be that guy and suggest that the Twinkie talk be moved to the Pet Thread.

Sorry.