🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Phalanx]

Oh how sweet, your leech gorlfriend got you flowers with your money.

Im sure that was in addition to McDicks.
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Only field of Sunflowers she is gonna be able to sit on

 

[New & Improved Username]

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They're so lumpy

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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Looking like 40b year old obese mom with her 16 year old obese son. "Still cute tho"

 

[Mandaark]

I is a big dude. Powerlevel be fucked. But Hamber is two plus maybe three of me. There is no way in hell she can get an accurate blood pressure reading without a gi-huged cuff. That ain't at Walgreens or Womart on a station built for "normal" peeps.

Lisinopril should be her friend. It's mine.
(Unmandatory disclosure that dropping 70 ellbees and still heading down has helped get the BP in check.)

I worry for our gorl (sorta) because she can't achieve one single, solitary thang to continue "leevin her bestest life."

We are all morbid as fuck watching this Hamplanet sit-shee-a-shun actually kill herself for da lolz.

Don't get me wrong. Wouldn't even be posting if I didn't have the same morbid fascination.

Carry on....

Morbid?
Yeah you caught me.

Also congrats on extending your lifespan m8

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That filter had so much to do between Amber's moonface and Beggy's crooked mishmash of features
It looks like it just said fuck it when it came to reshaping anything and just smoothed their complexion, and even that was a feat.

 

[Teresa77]

Could someone tell me what happened to her cat Chaplin?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Could someone tell me what happened to her cat Chaplin?

They changed his name to Wasabi

 

[Snusmumriken]

So she’s on a rampage trying to prove she’s not a desperate fat lesbian still dependent on SpedEx, but she can’t be assed to take a picture of them together now? It has to be an old one? Does that just...not seem stupid to her? “of course I am currently in love with my gorlfriend beggy, here’s a picture of us from years ago.”

 

[Hamberlynfeed]

Amberlynn Reid when she wakes up from her delusion that she isn’t a dainty little gorl.

Lady freaks out on subway realizing she is fat | Daily Mail Online

Lady freaks out on subway after realizing she is fat.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Bitchboy95]

Could someone tell me what happened to her cat Chaplin?

Chaplin is Wasabi. She renamed him.

 

[Phalanx]

Chaplin is Wasabi. She renamed him.

Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?

 

[Defunct Mecha]

Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?

It's a kind of food. And what we've got here is a 600lb-landwhale.

 

[mekalekahi]

Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?

It's food related. I think Twinkie star is a stupid ass name.

 

[Mandaark]

Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?

Better than Tempura I guess

 

[Twinkie]

Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?

lmfao, they named him chaplin (not chaplain) after charlie chaplin you sperg.

amberlynn renamed him because she claimed she always wanted a cat named wasabi (which is a re,tarded lie but a very "amberlynn" type of lie) but also because his eyes are green--the color of wasabi, which is as good a reason as any. and it's a better name than chaplin so whatever.

twinkie was named by her previous owners. amberlynn claims she was named twinkle STORE because she's hilariously insecure and didn't want to be that fat girl with a dog named twinkie, even though she is a fat girl so just own it and twinkie does look like a twinkie so the name makes sense.

if any of the animals names should be made fun of it's rarity gray tbh that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

lmfao, they named him chaplin (not chaplain) after charlie chaplin you sperg.

amberlynn renamed him because she claimed she always wanted a cat named wasabi (which is a re,tarded lie but a very "amberlynn" type of lie) but also because his eyes are green--the color of wasabi, which is as good a reason as any. and it's a better name than chaplin so whatever.

twinkie was named by her previous owners. amberlynn claims she was named twinkle STORE because she's hilariously insecure and didn't want to be that fat girl with a dog named twinkie, even though she is a fat girl so just own it and twinkie does look like a twinkie so the name makes sense.

if any of the animals names should be made fun of it's rarity gray tbh that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard

But its so special and unique! Remember how she was obsessed with having a daughter to name Rarity Rae?When asked about it, her response was " oh the beauty in that name".

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Rarity Rae???? Good God. It sound like something a 5 year old girl would concoct.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Rarity Rae definitely sounds like a porn star's name

 

[mekalekahi]

Im pretty sure in one of her gf tag videos, she was pretending like she actually wanted to have kids with dusty and name one rairty. This is after she had the cat already. Dusty wanted anakin or some star wars shit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Alright, what You Tube flavor of the month mouthpiece comment section about ALR did all these new fags come from?

 

[Fleasburger]

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They're so fat that they're starting to look Asian- all squinty, small, thin-eyed. The fat is literally changing their race.

Who was it that was a supporting cast member in Hanber's life, that originally wanted a cat named Wasabi, and Hamber technically stole the name from? I'm convinced she did it to to be "first" at something and to keep that someone from having it.