🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SituationTypeThing]

@GargoyleGorl so true!!

The phrase "eating my feelings" exists for a reason. I think we've all had days where we consume a ridiculous amount of food from waking up till it's time to go to sleep. Maybe after a job loss, or breakup, or general stress, whatever. So I think just about everyone knows what a binge is like (and to be like amber here, our binges aren't the same as what she'd consider a binge, blah, blah). But then we realize a day doing destructive wallowing is comforting, two days is messed up and we go back to our normal eating habits not because we want to, but because every human knows cause and effect when a comfort food smorgasbord is involved. I'm saying all this not to be like oh, we're so much better than her, but like we've all been her in one of her eating her feels moments. She insists nobody understands. Everyone does. What we don't understand is the lack of attempt to mitigate it.

You made a good point about her lack of EQ. She can't distinguish between the feels to eat, and the feels that just come with life. And then there are the feels she fabricates to justify escaping with food.

She doesn't need any more weight doctors, she needs a good psychiatrist, a good therapist and to go to some sort of overeater's anonymous (is that a real thing or was it just on mike and molly?). She needs a food sobriety sponsor to talk her down from unhinging her jaw and hoovering up the contents of her kitchen. Every damn day. A diet is useless without that.

On the plus side: none of that will happen, so there will be no end of videos to point and laugh at.

 

[Damaged Goods]

But she was young, probably lied to the doctor about how active she was, and probably wasn't meant to be on it long-term -- more of a "kick start" to her weight loss than a lifetime solution.

There was no doctor. Destiny's mom got it for her

Many alcoholics don't fill their prescriptions for antabuse

Or they drink on top of taking it no matter how sick it makes them at first until their body is forced to adapt to it. Your entire post is spot on

If she went vegan, she'd eat potatoes and rice every waking moment.

When she famously went vegan for 3 days she ate 8 cups of rice a day and cited that as the reason veganism doesn't work for her

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

There was no doctor. Destiny's mom got it for her


Or they drink on top of taking it no matter ow sick it makes them at first until their body is forced to adapt to it. Your entire post is spot on


When she famously went vegan for 3 days she ate 8 cups of rice a day and cited that as the reason veganism doesn't work for her

I missed that bit about Mama Dust. How was she monitoring her blood pressure, then? Did a doctor say, "Gee, your blood pressure is high. You should lose some weight" prompting AL to stop taking the pills? Or was she measuring her BP at Walgreen's or whatever and arbitrarily decided it was "too high" after three days?

I ask because I remember her saying that her blood pressure has always been "slightly elevated" except for when she was on phentermine, when it was "stroke-high". (I think this was last winter when the singing doctor wanted AL to join the office weight loss challenge, and "diagnosed" AL with blood pressure medication.) She definitely acted as though she'd been at risk of more than missing out on her next bag of Cheetos. I'd like clarification, is all.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I missed that bit about Mama Dust. How was she monitoring her blood pressure, then? Did a doctor say, "Gee, your blood pressure is high. You should lose some weight" prompting AL to stop taking the pills? Or was she measuring her BP at Walgreen's or whatever and arbitrarily decided it was "too high" after three days?

Do you really see AL monitoring her blood pressure? She didn't. She stopped taking the pill because she wanted to, plain and simple. She did measure her blood pressure every once in a while at the mall or something (could very well be Walgreen's) and wouldn't you know? What she said about it varied. Sometimes she said it was only slightly elevated, other times she said it was normal. The high BP was just an excuse.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

How was she monitoring her blood pressure, then?

It gives the feeling of higher blood pressure, you can experience a 'pounding' sensation in your chest. That may have freaked her but I guarantee that not eating constantly all day freaked her more.

 

[Twinkie]

I think it was BOLTH. She does freak the fuck out when anything happens to her. When her doctor told her she probably has sleep apnea because duh she's 600 pounds she was so spooked she said give me surgery right now I'll pay cash. So I do believe she was worried about her hort when she took the phentermine. I think she also didn't really want to take it and was paying lip service to Destiny's mom, playing along like she wanted to change.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Do you really see AL monitoring her blood pressure? She didn't. She stopped taking the pill because she wanted to, plain and simple. She did measure her blood pressure every once in a while at the mall or something (could very well be Walgreen's) and wouldn't you know? What she said about it varied. Sometimes she said it was only slightly elevated, other times she said it was normal. The high BP was just an excuse.

It gives the feeling of higher blood pressure, you can experience a 'pounding' sensation in your chest. That may have freaked her but I guarantee that not eating constantly all day freaked her more.

I see. She sure did try to give the impression that it was all legit, and I fell for it.

It's my own fault for not assuming lidurally everything she says (or even vaguely implies) is a lie. I'll go sit on the little r'tard step for a while.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Saw this on OrkoTVs video, not a fan of his content but noticed this comment. I doubt this is true since the fb group and reddit page love to lie about things, but checking Kats channel had this goldmine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9oy6ROVlI



The eternal angelo lives on!

 

[fxiry]

Saw this on OrkoTVs video, not a fan of his content but noticed this comment. I doubt this is true since the fb group and reddit page love to lie about things, but checking Kats channel had this goldmine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9oy6ROVlI

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The eternal angelo lives on!

from what I've seen amber's YT viewerbase act like, part of me thinks that she's just being dumb and is referring to the stepsister thing

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

The video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2CNP4EYcO0

Spoiler: Other related vids

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MCtcFK3KJrIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ti4akdI4Fo8

She never claimed that she still had an appetite. Rather, she claimed that she needed to eat because she literally hadn't eaten all day. I believe it was either still in the trial phase or she was given an extremely small dose.
Yeah, Amber lies but you have to think for yourself otherwise you look naive as fuck.

What's more likely:

- Fatass Amber is a fatass who can't stop eating and gave up on a pharmaceutical weight loss plan in a day bc she wasn't getting enough caloreeeeeees or

- Fatass Amber did independent research to find a weight loss pill (along with the subsequent side effects) in order to make a small trilogy of videos pretending that she took experimental appetite suppressants that didn't work. All while she had less than 50K subs.

Use that nursin' noggin of yours.

Okay even at half a pill on the lowest dose your still gonna get riggity wrecked. If and thats a big if hamber really did phentermine a morbidly obese patient protocol for that drug is small dose 3 times a day before a meal. Everyone else who isn't a fat fuck and just want to shed a few pounds protocol 32 mg once in the morning with food your not gonna get hungry until night time. But the minute a doctor hears anxiety or blood pressure they're gonna be like LOL NOPE. Because phentermine is similar in the classification of amphetamines. Its basically dr sanctioned meth and not even designed for long term use as a pharmaceutical means of sustainable weightloss. The only instances I saw any doctor prescribe such a drug is like lets say a bariatic patient whose already been through surgery and is no longer morbidly obese and just needs an occasional boost in weightloss matienance. Not saying some doctors don't prescribe extremely powerful drugs as it is underneath the right circumstances theuraputic. But phentermine unlike other diet pills have such a high rate of possible abuse and really negative effects that its use extremely regulated and you have to meet certain criteria to get it. Even then at most you'll get it for two weeks. Maybe a bit more if your doctor thinks you can handle it.
Phentermine isn't experimental as its been on the market since 1959. So theres no way they'd be conducting weightloss trials at the time of hambers trilogy. Even still with all the supposed maladies that hamber complains about no doctor worth their salt would prescibe an old possibly negative effect inducing drug for someone her size alone. Not when there's safer newer and effective alternatives available. Not that I'm ruling out the possibility she may have gotten it somewhere but you have know someone who already has a prescription to get it. Or be willing to take a gamble on the dark web hoping some dealer is selling you the real deal. This isn't adderal so its not like your local white trash trailer drug dealer is going to have it. Point is its alot of trouble for hamber to get her hands on it in any instance more than likely she googled diet pills and made fake videos on it.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Even still with all the supposed maladies that hamber complains about no doctor worth their salt would prescibe an old possibly negative effect inducing drug for someone her size alone. Not when there's safer newer and effective alternatives available. Not that I'm ruling out the possibility she may have gotten it somewhere but you have know someone who already has a prescription to get it.

Again, she was never prescribed phentermine. Destiny's mom got it for her.

 

[John McAfee]

Okay even at half a pill on the lowest dose your still gonna get riggity wrecked. If and thats a big if hamber really did phentermine a morbidly obese patient protocol for that drug is small dose 3 times a day before a meal. Everyone else who isn't a fat fuck and just want to shed a few pounds protocol 32 mg once in the morning with food your not gonna get hungry until night time. But the minute a doctor hears anxiety or blood pressure they're gonna be like LOL NOPE. Because phentermine is similar in the classification of amphetamines. Its basically dr sanctioned meth and not even designed for long term use as a pharmaceutical means of sustainable weightloss. The only instances I saw any doctor prescribe such a drug is like lets say a bariatic patient whose already been through surgery and is no longer morbidly obese and just needs an occasional boost in weightloss matienance. Not saying some doctors don't prescribe extremely powerful drugs as it is underneath the right circumstances theuraputic. But phentermine unlike other diet pills have such a high rate of possible abuse and really negative effects that its use extremely regulated and you have to meet certain criteria to get it. Even then at most you'll get it for two weeks. Maybe a bit more if your doctor thinks you can handle it.
Phentermine isn't experimental as its been on the market since 1959. So theres no way they'd be conducting weightloss trials at the time of hambers trilogy. Even still with all the supposed maladies that hamber complains about no doctor worth their salt would prescibe an old possibly negative effect inducing drug for someone her size alone. Not when there's safer newer and effective alternatives available. Not that I'm ruling out the possibility she may have gotten it somewhere but you have know someone who already has a prescription to get it. Or be willing to take a gamble on the dark web hoping some dealer is selling you the real deal. This isn't adderal so its not like your local white trash trailer drug dealer is going to have it. Point is its alot of trouble for hamber to get her hands on it in any instance more than likely she googled diet pills and made fake videos on it.

Is this really the mound you want to die on? This shit was forever ago.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Saw this on OrkoTVs video, not a fan of his content but noticed this comment. I doubt this is true since the fb group and reddit page love to lie about things, but checking Kats channel had this goldmine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9oy6ROVlI

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The eternal angelo lives on!

Reddit saying we made up this rumor, lol.

 

[Mandaark]

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The irony of "Sure, Jamberlynn" as she blames the farms

edit: bad quality i gave up

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

blather

Dude, fucking let it go, already.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Okay even at half a pill on the lowest dose your still gonna get riggity wrecked. If and thats a big if hamber really did phentermine a morbidly obese patient protocol for that drug is small dose 3 times a day before a meal. Everyone else who isn't a fat fuck and just want to shed a few pounds protocol 32 mg once in the morning with food your not gonna get hungry until night time. But the minute a doctor hears anxiety or blood pressure they're gonna be like LOL NOPE. Because phentermine is similar in the classification of amphetamines. Its basically dr sanctioned meth and not even designed for long term use as a pharmaceutical means of sustainable weightloss. The only instances I saw any doctor prescribe such a drug is like lets say a bariatic patient whose already been through surgery and is no longer morbidly obese and just needs an occasional boost in weightloss matienance. Not saying some doctors don't prescribe extremely powerful drugs as it is underneath the right circumstances theuraputic. But phentermine unlike other diet pills have such a high rate of possible abuse and really negative effects that its use extremely regulated and you have to meet certain criteria to get it. Even then at most you'll get it for two weeks. Maybe a bit more if your doctor thinks you can handle it.
Phentermine isn't experimental as its been on the market since 1959. So theres no way they'd be conducting weightloss trials at the time of hambers trilogy. Even still with all the supposed maladies that hamber complains about no doctor worth their salt would prescibe an old possibly negative effect inducing drug for someone her size alone. Not when there's safer newer and effective alternatives available. Not that I'm ruling out the possibility she may have gotten it somewhere but you have know someone who already has a prescription to get it. Or be willing to take a gamble on the dark web hoping some dealer is selling you the real deal. This isn't adderal so its not like your local white trash trailer drug dealer is going to have it. Point is its alot of trouble for hamber to get her hands on it in any instance more than likely she googled diet pills and made fake videos on it.

You're sounding crazy hysterical, similar to a scientologist spreading misinformation about mental meds. Sorry, but this information just isn't true to the way phentermine is approached or prescribed. Also, it doesn't even come in 32mg. Half a pill on the lowest dose (not sure how to make that happen since it's a capsule but ok) isn't going to get you "riggity wrecked" or anything similar. Just stop.

 

[Twinkie]

Right? Obese people are prescribed phentermine every fucking day that's mostly who get the scripts for it and it isn't that serious. Especially someone as young as AL. All those fatty weight loss clinics you see ads for (I don't mean bariatric programs just weight loss centers), they basically exist to prescribe phentermine. Yes the potential for abuse is there but it's not fucking Desoxyn jesus

 

[Mr Foster]

I think I saw a video when hamber said she was taking phentermine and I was like lol bitch your not. Phentermine is similar to meth. You'll literally not eat for a day or more. It suppresses your appetite but raises your blood pressure. Morbidly obese or not a doctor would have to screen you to see if your heart can take the strain. One glance at amber and I know even with a nursing degree that is a death wish. A real docter if prescribing diet pills would and that's if they don't require hamber to diet and excercise prescribe contrave. She doesn't exhibit the jitterness of taking
phentermine and given my knowledge and experience at most she won't be eating for dayzz.

Reading a facebook Christian anti-drug page isn't "knowledge and experience".

Joking aside, if you are indeed an RN, you should take some psychpharmacology courses. Spreading misinformation as a healthcare professional is incredibly irresponsible.

Also, go back to Facebook if you are going to tard up our threads.

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

Mmmm jaundice

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Aren’t those also eating stains around her mouth?

 

[Isabelle]

Does homegorl know about Prime Pantry? Ubereats/Grubhub/Postmates/Whatever might not be able to reach her all the way out there in Monticello, but I’ll bet Amazon can. Sure, it takes 2 days to arrive after placing an order, but that seems like a small sacrifice to obtain a big ass box of snacks to appease the Bingeadook.