🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Phalanx dijo:
I am not an american but is it possible for insurance to reject her because they will be paying out constantly?
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No. Obamacare is still the law, and insurance companies can't reject you for pre-existing conditions. I'm not sure what her premiums/deductibles would look like, but they can't just flat out refuse to cover her.
 
Wyzzerd dijo:
I can't wait for amber to start dunking her food in giant bowls of ranch or cheese during her next mookbong! It's going to be revolting, disgusting, horrifying, and yet you won't be able to look away.


Until she drinks out of the dipping bowl, then we will all collectively vomit.
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Nah. At least half of folks here also watch Chantal, who does both of those things on the reg. We're desensitized.
 
sperginity dijo:
Had some kind of weird dream about being made to go on a food run for amberlynn. Was told to get some kind of seafood mexican thing for her, destiny was there but only wanted a diet coke. The rest of the dream was about trying to get out of the horrible labyrinth of a hotel.
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Its the universe calling to you, to be our dainty gorls new butler booboo.
 
Wyzzerd dijo:
I can't wait for amber to start dunking her food in giant bowls of ranch or cheese during her next mookbong! It's going to be revolting, disgusting, horrifying, and yet you won't be able to look away.


Until she drinks out of the dipping bowl, then we will all collectively vomit.
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She's done the whole pot of Ranch thing already, with her party tray of veggibuls. And back during ShrimpGate she had a cup of cocktail sauce she was plunking those frigid pink shrimp into as well. The gate's already been opened, Wyzz.

Anyway, congratulations, Farmers and Fam, for this thread reaching 500 entire pages of pure autism and Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat cuntery from our Gorl. Well done, Hamber. You have a longer thread built up on laughing at your social media alone than dozens and dozens of other lolcows have dedicated to their entire existence.
 
Damaged Goods dijo:
So we're going with informative responses? Alright alright.

Amber Lynn Reid isn't just any M600PL participant and she isn't just any deathfat. She is the best lolcow.

On M600PL you only get to see fat people attempt to lose weight. You might get a glimpse into their fatlogic and weight-related delusions but you're missing all the personality and drama some of them might have to offer. You watch to see how grotesque their body is and how successful they'll be at losing weight.

If you watch Amber to see her lose weight you'll be sorely disappointed. If you watch her vlogs in order to see what she's up to in her daily life you'll soon be bored to tears. If you tune in just to roll your eyes at her befuddling stupidity and staggering laziness, you're missing out.

Here's why I've been following her for lidural years and can't look away:
- She's convinced she's the greatest person who ever lived in any and all areas of life. She fancies herself a terrific writer and she's her own favorite poet. Yet she's utterly incapable of pronouncing the simplest words or getting the most common phrases and expressions right. She claims this is because she doesn't speak dat gud but when she's writing her vocabulary "magically transforms". It does not. You can see for yourself: not only has she proudly shared many of her atrocious poems, her Wattpad is public too. And it's absolutely hilarious.

- She can't pass up a single opportunity to boast about her many qualities. She goes so far as to say she's the most caring and giving person she knows. Several people who had the displeasure of interacting with her irl have disproven this. Her own statements on social media disprove this. But it doesn't stop her from bragging about herself.

- She wholeheartedly believes she knows everything there is to know about nutrition and weight loss and that her knowledge in this area far surpasses that of actual professionals. She knows best. Out of everyone on earth.

- She'll quit a diet because it doesn't include veggies only to then gorge on junk food for days on end without consuming a single vegetable. She'll quit Weight Watchers because it "allows" her to lose weight by eating fast food and then film a fast-food-based mukbang. She'll quit her job because it was forcing her to sit down for 8h straight only to sit on her couch/bed at home all day.

- She has zero self-awareness and just as much brain power. She occasionally mentions how she's going through something that she isn't willing to share publicly but all you have to do is wait. It inevitably comes out a few weeks later.

- The laaahs and the drama. She can't stop lying and she can't keep her many lies straight either. There are mountains of screenshots of her contradictory statements throughout the years. Her responses to being called out are even more entertaining because she can never admit she was wrong, so she tries to explain away the indefensible. The supply of tea is therefore virtually infinite. Plus, she doesn't surround herself with the nicest people, so drama routinely surfaces around them too.

- She is simultaneously living her best life and being victimized by the universe. Sounds impossible? It isn't, not for out gorl. When Amber dunks on the haydurs, who obsess over her out of envy and bitterness, she's so far above everyone else. When she gets caught in a lie or she's being criticized for something, she'll remind you how hard she had it in foster care. Same with her weight. When people laugh at her or ask her embarrassing questions, she denies any and all obesity-related issues that are disgusting or even gloat about the latest test results she got from her doctor. But when she wants sympathy she cries about all the negative effects her weight has on her life.

- There's probably more but I got tired of typing. Hopefully you get the picture.

- Remembered one more because it's about my favorite quote from her: "I have a small hole." Amber tries to appear dainty and feminine but she's crass and often downright repulsive. I was about to give you examples but I'd need a shower after. Let's just say that she's no stranger to openly discussing sexual acts or details about her body that nobody would ever want to be privy to.
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whats more, -and thats why i have been here since 2016- we have front row seats to someone who just keeps on gaining and gaining, and is so far shoved up her "dainty hole" that its just beautiful.
she is the gift who keeps on giving, albeit more slowly these days.
 
I think I saw a video when hamber said she was taking phentermine and I was like lol bitch your not. Phentermine is similar to meth. You'll literally not eat for a day or more. It suppresses your appetite but raises your blood pressure. Morbidly obese or not a doctor would have to screen you to see if your heart can take the strain. One glance at amber and I know even with a nursing degree that is a death wish. A real docter if prescribing diet pills would and that's if they don't require hamber to diet and excercise prescribe contrave. She doesn't exhibit the jitterness of taking
phentermine and given my knowledge and experience at most she won't be eating for dayzz.
 
TheghostofAlfred dijo:
I think I saw a video when hamber said she was taking phentermine and I was like lol bitch your not. Phentermine is similar to meth. You'll literally not eat for a day or more. It suppresses your appetite but raises your blood pressure. Morbidly obese or not a doctor would have to screen you to see if your heart can take the strain. One glance at amber and I know even with a nursing degree that is a death wish. A real docter if prescribing diet pills would and that's if they don't require hamber to diet and excercise prescribe contrave. She doesn't exhibit the jitterness of taking
phentermine and given my knowledge and experience at most she won't be eating for dayzz.
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That video is from 3 years ago and she only took it for a couple days.
 
TheghostofAlfred dijo:
I think I saw a video when hamber said she was taking phentermine and I was like lol bitch your not. Phentermine is similar to meth. You'll literally not eat for a day or more. It suppresses your appetite but raises your blood pressure. Morbidly obese or not a doctor would have to screen you to see if your heart can take the strain. One glance at amber and I know even with a nursing degree that is a death wish. A real docter if prescribing diet pills would and that's if they don't require hamber to diet and excercise prescribe contrave. She doesn't exhibit the jitterness of taking
phentermine and given my knowledge and experience at most she won't be eating for dayzz.
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TheghostofAlfred dijo:
Yup thats why i believe she never took it period. I've seen 500 pound binge eaters take it. They literally have no appetite for food for atleast a day and its very hard to buy illegally given its a diet pill.
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The video:


She never claimed that she still had an appetite. Rather, she claimed that she needed to eat because she literally hadn't eaten all day. I believe it was either still in the trial phase or she was given an extremely small dose.
Yeah, Amber lies but you have to think for yourself otherwise you look naive as fuck.

What's more likely:

- Fatass Amber is a fatass who can't stop eating and gave up on a pharmaceutical weight loss plan in a day bc she wasn't getting enough caloreeeeeees or

- Fatass Amber did independent research to find a weight loss pill (along with the subsequent side effects) in order to make a small trilogy of videos pretending that she took experimental appetite suppressants that didn't work. All while she had less than 50K subs.

Use that nursin' noggin of yours.
 
Mmmm jaundice

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@TheghostofAlfred There's no reason she would lie about taking phentermine 3 times and then giving up you sound like a crackhead yourself calm down

and she didn't quit because she was afraid of losing her appetite she quit because, indeed, the drug raised her blood pressure and that scared her
 
TheghostofAlfred dijo:
I think I saw a video when hamber said she was taking phentermine and I was like lol bitch your not. Phentermine is similar to meth. You'll literally not eat for a day or more. It suppresses your appetite but raises your blood pressure. Morbidly obese or not a doctor would have to screen you to see if your heart can take the strain. One glance at amber and I know even with a nursing degree that is a death wish. A real docter if prescribing diet pills would and that's if they don't require hamber to diet and excercise prescribe contrave. She doesn't exhibit the jitterness of taking
phentermine and given my knowledge and experience at most she won't be eating for dayzz.
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Yeah, it raised her blood pressure. But she was young, probably lied to the doctor about how active she was, and probably wasn't meant to be on it long-term -- more of a "kick start" to her weight loss than a lifetime solution.

But the blood pressure was a handy excuse for her to "get scared" and quit. Remember, she "wasn't even hongry!" and had to "force" herself to eat pizza. Fast forward to this past summer where her doctor's plan had "too much sodium" and it scared her so she had to quit after 18 hours. Or Optavia, where she "wasn't even hongry!" but was worried that it was lidurally starving her.

In other words, you're acting like 1) she actually wants to lose weight 2) her food consumption is even marginally related to her hunger or physical needs and 3) like we haven't been hearing the same excuses and cuntismugness about what "works for her" for half a decade.
 
GargoyleGorl dijo:
In other words, you're acting like 1) she actually wants to lose weight 2) her food consumption is even marginally related to her hunger or physical needs and 3) like we haven't been hearing the same excuses and cuntismugness about what "works for her" for half a decade.
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Exactly!!! It doesn't take a medical degree to realize: Phentermine is for people who want to suppress their appetite. It might be odd to us that a food addict wouldn't want to take a magic pill to stop binging, but we're not food addicts (and I think someone can reach her weight w/o being a food addict, lack of self-control is a different issue). So... Food. Addict. Her need to consume food isn't physical, it's mental. Many alcoholics don't fill their prescriptions for antabuse, I've read about junkies ripping out naltrexone implants. If a pill prevents amber from comfort eating, she's not going to want to take it. Blood pressure has nothing to do with it, it was just a convenient excuse. Obese people usually have HBP, the pill is designed for obese patients, the risk of obesity probably outweighs the risk of phentermine in many cases. But it's a diet pill, that requires limiting food. Amber can't deal if she can't stuff herself full. I'm sure that's one of the things that's preventing her from getting weight loss surgery. She can't imagine life without her addiction.
 
SituationTypeThing dijo:
Exactly!!! It doesn't take a medical degree to realize: Phentermine is for people who want to suppress their appetite. It might be odd to us that a food addict wouldn't want to take a magic pill to stop binging, but we're not food addicts (and I think someone can reach her weight w/o being a food addict, lack of self-control is a different issue). So... Food. Addict. Her need to consume food isn't physical, it's mental. Many alcoholics don't fill their prescriptions for antabuse, I've read about junkies ripping out naltrexone implants. If a pill prevents amber from comfort eating, she's not going to want to take it. Blood pressure has nothing to do with it, it was just a convenient excuse. Obese people usually have HBP, the pill is designed for obese patients, the risk of obesity probably outweighs the risk of phentermine in many cases. But it's a diet pill, that requires limiting food. Amber can't deal if she can't stuff herself full. I'm sure that's one of the things that's preventing her from getting weight loss surgery. She can't imagine life without her addiction.
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Yeah. If a normal person took a magic pill that totally killed their appetite, they'd lose weight. It doesn't matter if they started off overweight or not, and it doesn't matter if half their calories came from eating when they weren't hungry to begin with -- no hunger = vastly reduced food intake.

Likewise, if a normal person replaced two meals a day with a Slimfast shake (or whatever) or cut fat/carbs/fast food/whatever out of their diet, they'd lose weight. Even if they replaced some of those missing calories with extra helpings at dinner, they'd still have a net reduction of their daily calorie intake and thus would gradually deporkify.

AL is not normal. If she did keto, she'd eat three pounds of bacon a day to make up for the empty space in her life left by carbs. If she went vegan, she'd eat potatoes and rice every waking moment. If she went low fat, she'd eat nothing but fat-free ice cream until she choked. Then she'd announce that these diets don't work for her, and furthermore, denying herself "made" her binge uncontrollably later. It's exactly the same with appetite suppressants. She'll do whatever it takes to keep eating, even if she's not hungry.

And you know, even that wouldn't put her beyond redemption if she'd only realize she actually has a problem and actually do what a doctor tells her to do. But she doesn't want to get better. Her excuses and rationalizations are so absurd at this point that even someone with her limited IQ (and EQ) can't possibly believe them. On some level, she has to know she's full of shit.

But she represses that knowledge and actively chooses to live the life she's living. So... Nothing for the rest of us to do but point and laugh.
 
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