🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

I'm personally gonna rescue Fatty Mc FatFat.

Not. May she swelter in the grossness that is Pillow Mountain. Maybe Pillow Mountain will swallow her whole as the Island in Life of Pi.

One can hope hope. Twinkie Stooor would have enough sense to get in the tree .

I dunno - it could add a whole new dimension to Amber's story arc. Imagine if she ended in up the care of an abusive, manipulative. narcissist who tries to enforce a diet and exercise regime on her. I'd happily book a front-row seat to watch it unfold. Kind of like Pygmalion - but with an actual pig.
 
Next time provide a screenshot for us who do not wish to add snapchat.
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Here you go. Totes not a flex.

E: it does sorta look like a vag...

E2: And here's this
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Here you go. Totes not a flex.

E: it does sorta look like a vag...
It’s probably a knock off. I’d be surprised if she got the real deal considering that Al falls for the knock off stuff easily. There are much cuter purses out there for cheaper. Her taste in fashion is horrible.
 
It’s probably a knock off. I’d be surprised if she got the real deal considering that Al falls for the knock off stuff easily. There are much cuter purses out there for cheaper. Her taste in fashion is horrible.

And if by some chance it isn't a knock off, it's still fairly ugly and she REALLY shouldn't be posting shit like this so soon after the whole GFM debacle.

Either way, she's an idiot.
 
And if by some chance it isn't a knock off, it's still fairly ugly and she REALLY shouldn't be posting shit like this so soon after the whole GFM debacle.

Either way, she's an idiot.
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Amber should have gotten this bag instead for the following reasons:
  • She thinks she’s the fairest in the land (despite her excessive use of SC filters)
  • It has a mirror to admire herself (like she does all the time)
  • It’s pale like she is because she never gets any sun
  • It has a poison apple on it and Al acts like fruit is poisonous unless it’s in a dessert
 
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Amber should have gotten this bag instead for the following reasons:
  • She thinks she’s the fairest in the land (despite her excessive use of SC filters)
  • It has a mirror to admire herself (like she does all the time)
  • It’s pale like she is because she never gets any sun
  • It has a poison apple on it and Al acts like fruit is poisonous unless it’s in a dessert

She also lives with some kind of gnome-like creature and comes thisclose to dying in her sleep every night.
 
Becky is going to have a nightmare to clean up after that. Considering Al’s mobility, if she doesn’t make it to the bathroom in time, Becky could be laying in a chocolate explosion in their bed (assuming they still share a bed).

no boo boo their bed is so big it can fit like three other cows it in. They’ll just roll down to the other side.
 
She could have made a pit stop at The Outlet Shoppes of the Bluegrass (stupidfuckingname) last time her and Becky were in Lexington, there's a Coach outlet there. It's only 2 hours round trip out of the way. Or she could have bought it online, she seems to part easily with her money that way.
 
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