🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Whatthefuck dijo:
That's spot on. She'll feign interest in something that gets lodged in that smooth peabrain of her's, but she has a base level of knowledge about it and can't be assed to learn anymore about it. Take the ridiculously stupid chemtrails and flat Earth bullshit she spouts. She only recently said that the Earth may be round. Sis. Look at her dumbfuck reaction to the 2016 election of which she chose to thankfully not participate (we have enough ignorant fucks voting, we don't need one more). She's woefully uninformed and has no interest whatsoever in becoming informed about anything.

One would think that someone interested in writeeeeeeeen who does fuck all every day would take an online creative writeeeeeeen course. One would think that someone who has no real responsibilities except making videos void of any entertainment value would watch a couple of tutorials on lighteeeeeen and how to use that expensive camera properly and editeeeeeeen. One would think someone so food obsessed would watch a recipe tutorial video or two and learn sometheeeeen about flavor profiles and actual nutrition.

She is not capable of learning, I'm convinced of that. As long as she has Trisha Paytas on the lap top and whatever her lizard brain is craving to eat in her hands she's perfectly happy. Regardless of what she says, she's living her best life as she sees it. If she wasn't, she'd do something about it. That's why I have no reservations about watching her eat herself into a, gluttonous grave.
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Why learn anything when you already KNOW everything? Big Al already thinks she's smart when it's perfectly obvious she is not...why venture outside her little bubblebrain when she couldn't understand anyway. Learning that she's been wrong about things (well, everything really) would make her uncomfortable and we can't have THAT, can we....
The one thing Al MUST be (besides fat) is right.
 
That entire video is gloriously spedtacular.

Chemtrails!
Crayons!
Coloring books!
Twinkie and Destiny bathe together!
Salad offset by corner store garbage food!

The only things that have changed are the pet sped and her weight.
 
Well that's that
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I wonder what fresh hell is going on at Casa De Fag, I would imagine she is holed up in her cave of horror and putrid odors.
Becky must be on the thinnest of ice now between her Mother and Sisters bullshit and the internet uncovering shit we don't even know if she knew about ( ex: about her sister being married to criminals and a pedo).
So Becky must be waiting on her hand and hoof getting her whatever food she wants and whatever time she wants. We already know she's not with her Mother even though I'd imagine she would have been if Amby was not in the pitcher. :shit-eating:
So now as you all with her patterns she is going to go dark, question is. How long? 🤔
 
xenomorph dijo:
I wonder what fresh hell is going on at Casa De Fag, I would imagine she is holed up in her cave of horror and putrid odors.
Becky must be on the thinnest of ice now between her Mother and Sisters bullshit and the internet uncovering shit we don't even know if she knew about ( ex: about her sister being married to criminals and a pedo).
So Becky must be waiting on her hand and hoof getting her whatever food she wants and whatever time she wants. We already know she's not with her Mother even though I'd imagine she would have been if Amby was not in the pitcher. :shit-eating:
So now as you all with her patterns she is going to go dark, question is. How long? 🤔
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I wonder how thin the ice could really get. They have a symbiotic relationship, like the crocodile and the bird that eats by cleaning the rotting flesh from between the crock's teeth. Who would drive her around if she dumped Becky? I know Destiny moved back but I think she still lives relatively far from the shanty (and also she kind of hates Amber). Obviously if Becky dumped Amber, she'd lose her car and have to get a job. Amber has more to lose (though she probably doesn't think of it that way). Honestly, I can't imagine being beholden to either of them.
 
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I wonder how thin the ice could really get. They have a symbiotic relationship, like the crocodile and the bird that eats by cleaning the rotting flesh from between the crock's teeth. Who would drive her around if she dumped Becky? I know Destiny moved back but I think she still lives relatively far from the shanty (and also she kind of hates Amber). Obviously if Becky dumped Amber, she'd lose her car and have to get a job. Amber has more to lose (though she probably doesn't think of it that way). Honestly, I can't imagine being beholden to either of them.
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Nevertheless, it still feels like something's gonna give.
 
SituationTypeThing dijo:
I wonder how thin the ice could really get. They have a symbiotic relationship, like the crocodile and the bird that eats by cleaning the rotting flesh from between the crock's teeth. Who would drive her around if she dumped Becky? I know Destiny moved back but I think she still lives relatively far from the shanty (and also she kind of hates Amber). Obviously if Becky dumped Amber, she'd lose her car and have to get a job. Amber has more to lose (though she probably doesn't think of it that way). Honestly, I can't imagine being beholden to either of them.
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I honestly feel like Amber wouldn't really have a hard time finding a new dumpy dyke to take care of her. There are plenty of lazy ass women who would probably be fine cleaning her asshole and hosing her down once a week and hitting the drive thru a few times a day for the perceived luxury that Becky lives in. Amber seems fine being in a loveless relationship, so I don't think she'd even care about her new caretaker being a gold digger as long as they were willing to uhaul her ass out of Kentucky.
 
If we look at her history, Amberlynn never leaves a relationship unless she has found something that is both better and a sure thing. At this point in her life she is too old and too fat for that to happen. She's not going to find something that is both better and more reliable than ole butler becks. She's stuck with Becky until she dies or until Becky leaves her imo
 
a bootiful jung woman dijo:
I could see her ending up with Destiny and Dana as a third wheel/roomie while she works on her next mark.

Meanwhile Becky will be walking to work.

:optimistic:
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I can't see Destiny being okay with that, even if Dana was (which I don't think she'd be. She openly disliked Amber in the few videos she showed up in). Destiny has lived with Amber, she knows how gross and loud she is. And she has to know it's only gotten worse since she's gotten even more enormous. She also knows how manipulative Amber is... that was what made Destiny the best girlfriend, she generally didn't fall for that shit.
 
playuhplay dijo:
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I love that Amber had to let everyone know she has accepted the fact that she can't bother to shart out 7 more mukbangs and that she's ok with it.

I don't think anyone truly cares whether she sticks with a diet or finishes a self-imposed "challenge" but jesus you'd think she'd get tired of constantly failing to achieve anything that she announces she's going to do.

Without the last bastion of anything resembling structure in her life in addition to her manservant being preoccupied with her mother and her roommates clearly wanting as little to do with her as possible, I think you guys may be right and that there may be trouble brewing in The House of 1000 fans.

She likely wants to let the grifters' gofundme drama die down and will lay low for a bit, but we'll see a vaguepost spree before too long as she attempts to guilt Becky into spending less time with her mom and more time catering to her. Becky's mom may have cancer, but as Amber made sure to point out yesterday: SHE has a cold, isn't sleeping well, is sthuuuper depressed, has horrible anxiety, her lymph NOIDS are swolleen, she's having heart PALP-U-TATIONS and she's HONGRY!
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
If we look at her history, Amberlynn never leaves a relationship unless she has found something that is both better and a sure thing. At this point in her life she is too old and too fat for that to happen. She's not going to find something that is both better and more reliable than ole butler becks. She's stuck with Becky until she dies or until Becky leaves her imo
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I am going to have to disagree on that.
Dusty has been receiving monies since the break up. Amberlynn has been funding her and financed her move back to Kentucky.
It would not take much convincing for AL to ask Dusty to cohabitate rent free for Dusty and even Dana IF they are even together or stay together.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
If we look at her history, Amberlynn never leaves a relationship unless she has found something that is both better and a sure thing. At this point in her life she is too old and too fat for that to happen. She's not going to find something that is both better and more reliable than ole butler becks. She's stuck with Becky until she dies or until Becky leaves her imo
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xenomorph dijo:
I am going to have to disagree on that.
Dusty has been receiving monies since the break up. Amberlynn has been funding her and financed her move back to Kentucky.
It would not take much convincing for AL to ask Dusty to cohabitate rent free for Dusty and even Dana IF they are even together or stay together.
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Honestly, I think you're both right. AL is probably looking for her next True Love, and is not going to find it.

But everything goes out the window when Destiny's in the picture. AL would do just about anything to have Destiny in her life, and the closer the better. If she could wrangle her into a roommate situation, she will -- and Destiny is just mercenary enough to be tempted.

Personally, I'm kinda hoping this happens. We'd get the AL/Becky breakup (and all associated drama) plus AL living with D&D and trying to win Destiny back (and all associated drama).

It could be a golden age. Or an extinction burst. Or bolth! But we're probably not that lucky. Dana will probably put her foot down and AL will remain stuck with Becky. And while there's doubtless some more entertainment coming our way via the Williams Hill Clan, it will be a shadow of the shit-talking and tea we'd have if AL was out and Becky, her family, and Eric all got to let loose.

A gorl can dream... :optimistic:
 
And with that the 100 days of uploading crashed and burned into a pile of disappointment and Reese's wrappers.

She couldn't even bother to record herself eating one of her 7 daily meals.

Miserable. Just miserable.
 
Amber dijo:
It's been really hard but somehow I lasted 93 days.
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It's mildly infuriating that she actually thinks she accomplished something.

Sitting around, doing nothing, while you have weeks old videos schedule to go up that you filmed over the course of 3 days is nothing to be proud of. She recorded multiple videos, sometimes in one sitting, of pure garbage. She put a release date on each one and then sat around with her equally lazy thumbgorlfriend eating takeout after takeout while the hard earned shekels rolled in. She might have the cash, but once again, she can be branded a failure.
 
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