🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

I think this sounds like her. Silly ass thing. Every post I read from jo Black sounds exactly like her. Ver archivo adjunto 924536

It just sounds like some bored nigger trolling to get people riled up, tbh.

 

[Moonpie]

You could waste hours speculating about random comments but it will always be a fruitless endeavor because you’ll never know for sure. Even if it was her, what difference would it make?
Are you a troll?

I just thought it'd be a good topic to speculate about. People speculate things on here all the time.

Sorry. And no not a troll.

 

[Fleasburger]

Moving on...

Are we back up-to-date on videos or are these more blast from the fatass-t?

 

[Cloven hoofed sitchuashun]

Amber doesn't strike me as the type to randomly bring up cutting off dog balls.

But Necky sure does.

 

[Green Tea]

So while watching elephantiasislynn put her full body on display for the 736377th time while modeling overpriced tablecloths yet again... I had an epiphany.

I’ve always thought that she is willingly committing a slow suicide snuff film strictly for the money. You know, just exploiting her health by choosing to keep her beluga even though she hates being so big.
But then it hit me... she loves this shit. She loves her life AND her body exactly the way it is.
She said it herself, she’s “maintained” this weight for a very long time... and every time she says it she sounds thrilled. She’s been happily showing off her body, the food she ingests, and her sedentary lifestyle for quite some time now. At this point, she only mentions “weight loss” plans/diets because she knows she has to. But she just quits within 12-48 hours and pretends it never happened. She doesn’t even bother trying to lie about it anymore.

She loves herself and doesn’t want to change. I don’t know if this was always the case or if youtube has just made her into a monster.
I also don’t know if I’m just late to the party and everyone already knows this I’m still very new to the farm

I'm kinda new too but I've been watching amber for a while. I'm pretty sure she doesn't "love" herself or her lifestyle. In fact I'm pretty sure she hates it. BUT the thing about the food she eats is that it provides her with enough of a dopamine rush and lets her bury her feelings enough that she isn't able to crawl her way out of the hole she keeps continuously digging.

Plus like... once you're deep enough down in a certain hole sometimes you feel like all you can do is just laugh about it and accept your fate, and I feel like that's kind of where she is.

 

[Cloven hoofed sitchuashun]

Moving on...

Are we back up-to-date on videos or are these more blast from the fatass-t?

I think we're back on track? I remember that bra cup going missing quite, and to make herself feel better after her crying about tammy slatons parody had ordered herself some clothes to feel better?

Speculation.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

I'm kinda new too but I've been watching amber for a while. I'm pretty sure she doesn't "love" herself or her lifestyle. In fact I'm pretty sure she hates it. BUT the thing about the food she eats is that it provides her with enough of a dopamine rush and lets her bury her feelings enough that she isn't able to crawl her way out of the hole she keeps continuously digging.

Plus like... once you're deep enough down in a certain hole sometimes you feel like all you can do is just laugh about it and accept your fate, and I feel like that's kind of where she is.

I see what you’re saying and I would’ve agreed a year ago. But it seems as if something has shifted in her. It’s as if she’s been chasing that YouTube coin in exchange for her health and life for so long that she’s finally just embraced it. I don’t think she’s just laughing at herself to get through the day b. She’s literally going to die but she is loving life.
Just watch her closely. She only walks for 2 minutes once a day so she can enjoy it and it’s not a chore? She went to a weight loss doctor which I assume cost a bit, quit a few hours into it, and then in a matter of weeks she’s on “vacay” and deep-throating a chicken kabob.

I could go on for days but I just think she’s lost any sense of shame she had and it just doesn’t match up with a person who is miserable and just wants to get better.
I don’t think that she’s simply accepting her fate, I think she’s embracing it.

>Muh special metabolism
>Not like other biological organisms

While you're counting em, try cutting em. That would be even more "interesting".

If you want to be exacting you need to use your best estimated PAL as well and even then it may require some tweaking. Amber loves skirting on the edge of how much she can eat to stay the same weight and not have to have one less bag of potato chips.

I do think her focus is “maintaining” which she thinks is a huge accomplishment.
Someone get this girl a trophy that says “Not 600 elbeeees thooough!!!”

 

[New & Improved Username]

So while watching elephantiasislynn put her full body on display for the 736377th time while modeling overpriced tablecloths yet again... I had an epiphany.

I’ve always thought that she is willingly committing a slow suicide snuff film strictly for the money. You know, just exploiting her health by choosing to keep her beluga even though she hates being so big.
But then it hit me... she loves this shit. She loves her life AND her body exactly the way it is.
She said it herself, she’s “maintained” this weight for a very long time... and every time she says it she sounds thrilled. She’s been happily showing off her body, the food she ingests, and her sedentary lifestyle for quite some time now. At this point, she only mentions “weight loss” plans/diets because she knows she has to. But she just quits within 12-48 hours and pretends it never happened. She doesn’t even bother trying to lie about it anymore.

She loves herself and doesn’t want to change. I don’t know if this was always the case or if youtube has just made her into a monster.
I also don’t know if I’m just late to the party and everyone already knows this I’m still very new to the farm

Amber would only be less fat without youtube because less $$$ = less food. The only times in her life she ever lost weight was when somebody else had control over her access to food. Left to her own devices she only ever gains. Losing 10lbs and gaining back 25 doesn't count. She has been on a weight gain journey her entire life. She cried about her foster parents buying her skim milk while the otherkids got regular milk. In the pics of her before she got taken into foster care she was a fat kid. She has never ever not been fat.

 

[literally low-key]

I don't want to hear from Moonpie every other post. Somebody stop her.

 

[NervousSideEye]

She's going to need to be a lot more trashier and sluttier.

God, no thank you. If Amber wants to "troll" the haters while really just trolling herself via suicide by food, that's one thing, but I NEVER want there to be a day when she's prancing around in her kitchen in tight clothes and talking like an autistic slut. Her moans over dry ass, bland food is bad enough.

 

[ragonastick]

I was just watching Katie W's "how to gain 200lbs in years"-videos. Is Amber currently (well, in her most recent videos) using the same talking scale that she used before she got the 750lb-scale? The one that "only" goes up to 550lbs? She can't be getting accurate readings on that one, right?

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I was just watching Katie W's "how to gain 200lbs in years"-videos. Is Amber currently (well, in her most recent videos) using the same talking scale that she used before she got the 750lb-scale? The one that "only" goes up to 550lbs? She can't be getting accurate readings on that one, right?

750lb scale also talks back

 

[Fleasburger]

750lb scale also talks back

Yes. It's the only one in the house that can talk about Hamber's weight and get away with it.

A moment of silence for it taking that 600 elbees.

 

[Blathersnake]

God, no thank you. If Amber wants to "troll" the haters while really just trolling herself via suicide by food, that's one thing, but I NEVER want there to be a day when she's prancing around in her kitchen in tight clothes and talking like an autistic slut. Her moans over dry ass, bland food is bad enough.

Oh don't worry we know she won't become sluttier. And I'm not sure how much trashier she can be cause she's pretty trashed now. But I'm sure she can go further.

 

[Fleasburger]

Spoiler: Slightly off topic..

, but does anyone know who the Redditards are greasing their holes up for in the Amber sub? There's suppose to be an AMA (always milk anuses) from someone. They're Jerry Springer and Dr Pheeling it over there. I feel like it's going to be some nobody-Senpai reactor noticing speds. We've put reactors on a pedestal as much as Hamber, apparently.

 

[raritycat]

Spoiler: Slightly off topic..

, but does anyone know who the Redditards are greasing their holes up for in the Amber sub? There's suppose to be an AMA (always tard cum anuses) from someone. They're Jerry Springer and Dr Pheeling it over there. I feel like it's going to be some nobody-Senpai reactor noticing speds. We've put reactors on a pedestal as much as Hamber, apparently.

If it was someone she knew in real life, it would probably be Aunt Tammie or Kasey. Possibly even Libby (since we haven't heard from her in a while).

It's probably Zachary Michael, MichaelBePetty, Justine, or some other reaction channel.

 

[Serial Grapist]

If it was someone she knew in real life, it would probably be Aunt Tammie or Kasey. Possibly even Libby (since we haven't heard from her in a while).

It's probably Zachary Michael, MichaelBePetty, Justine, or some other reaction channel.

Aunt Tammy could be interesting if she had any new backstory info she was willing to give up, but I doubt Kasey would get involved with the drama, IIRC Kasey went out of his way to let any new subscribers he got from the sexual assault allegations know that he had no interest in AL drama and wanted to move on with his life after he said his piece.

I agree that it’s most likely a reaction channel, my money would be on Charlie Gold, they are fully kissing her ass on reddit and youtube, and she is liveeeen for it.

 

[bev]

Aunt Tammy could be interesting if she had any new backstory info she was willing to give up, but I doubt Kasey would get involved with the drama, IIRC Kasey went out of his way to let any new subscribers he got from the sexual assault allegations know that he had no interest in AL drama and wanted to move on with his life after he said his piece.

I agree that it’s most likely a reaction channel, my money would be on Charlie Gold, they are fully kissing her ass on reddit and youtube, and she is liveeeen for it.

It's MichaelBePetty. WhAt A sUrPrIsE.

 

[Fleasburger]

It's MichaelBePetty. WhAt A sUrPrIsE.

Not that any other reactor at this point is more tolerable or unsurprising.

Shame it wasn't an old sped in The Real Adventures of Hamberlynn.

When will she and Rafe have another fallout so we can get fatty info? They're due for one.

 

[Clintonberg]

When will she and Rafe have another fallout so we can get fatty info? They're due for one.

Are they still even talking? She hasn't been around for months.