🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I know, I know. I'm autistic and dumb and all that but when I saw that ... poem ... that Amber wrote on her instagram about this new image of her, I felt bad for her and I've always felt a little bit bad for her as everyone has struggles and many can relate to hers. I'm definitely a little two-faced because it all comes from a morbid curiosity, so I really do try not to get too emotionally invested. I don't follow any youtubers on instagram, it's way too embarrassing, so maybe since I'm not a follower, my messages aren't priority (don't know how that works) but when I went to go send her a lil pick me up today (I really do think she should listen to the Whitney Houston song lol, don't h8), I kind of laughed at myself at the other messages I had previously sent her but it also made me roll my eyes that she's never bothered to say 'Hey thanks!' back to me. Like she claims she gets sooo much hate but I guarantee most of her inbox is just regular ppl trying to spread a lil love. I admit the "you should do a fair trade haul" was kind of shade for all her walmart/dollar tree/slave labor mass created junk hauls, but I tried to deliver it in a cutesy, Amberlynn-accepted way.

Yes you will all probably think I'm stupid, but I think this is a good example of how crappy she is to her supporters? I swear I've heard her say something about "always responding" to DMs.

I've always wondered about those constant 500 odd likes she gets on every video no matter. It's from dumb bitches like you. Glad I could see one up close. You're as fucked up in the head as I expected

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Albert once again goes above and beyond the call of duty to prove us pesky 'haydurs' wrong - making it still all the more obvious that there are absolute crickets over the accusations that she's faking her weigh-ins
The amount you tell us without saying a word is h-uge, Amber...



Well to be fair this opinion would be considered ok if it weren't for the fact she's proven to lie over and over again

End of the day, none of the petty shit matters cos seam or no seam, longer or shorter, light or dark dress-top,
WE CAN STILL SEE YOU'VE GAINED...and more than the 5lb you admit, too

 

[Cataloons]

Surely she's gone beyond the need for a bra by this stage. I mean, given how lumpy and jiggly her entire body is (and how proportionally small her boobs are) isn't it time to let the poor thing retire? I can't imagine that the elastic is still functional after all of this time.

 

[Tony Cliffton]

Okay, Amber. How silly of us that we thought you were wearing a different shirt. Too bad you never took a back shot in the video..but you did.

Where is that seam, ya fat cow?

 

[DuckSucker]

what a lovely thing to announce what the fuck are these twats thinking.

This is the gayest "my dad could probably beat up your dad; Im from the streets bitch I have programmer friend connections!" bullshit Ive ever seen.

Imagine being so bored and desperate to matter/be famous online that youre setting up gay ops to "own" some 600 pound fat bitch in Kentucky.

 

[smallmilk]

#Seamgate

 

[Wyzzerd]

I dunno gorls, I think I believe Hamber on this one. She clearly only gained 5 pounds in one of her arms!

That's how weight works right? You only focus on one part and ignore the rest?


Those lard bags connected to her biceps make me want to weep. I know her legs are far worse but her arms are like a sneak peak of what lies beneath. She always wears tops (still dumbfounding that she can wear full dresses as a top) that expose those awful hams. If she had any sense of shame she would be just as embarrassed about those as her laaaaayygs.

Edit: there's a word filter on Amberr?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Ways to know a narcissist is lying:

1. They’re breathing

 

[Wyzzerd]

In the future when Becky does a seance to talk to her long lost fat love, how do you think she would respond?

"The coroner said I was 685?!? That's a lah! I was never over 600 pounds! That's just decompositional swelling boo boo!"

"No I didn't leave you anything, you didn't do any hard work to earn it! It belongs to me! Now get mama a 20pc and put it on my grave."

"Destiny came to my funeral right? It was open casket right? Did she cry over my beautiful face?"




I could contact her after she croaks but the rules of the farms are absolute. Don't poke the cows, even in death.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

"Destiny came to my funeral right? It was open casket right? Did she cry over my beautiful face?"

This may be the most accurate thing I've ever read about ALR.

 

[Mandaark]

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Lmao so basically because she's delusional and has rampant body dysmorphia she thinks she looks thinner
Not because her actual size looks smaller, but because her rolls have now expanded and filled out.
She's less lumpy, and her shirt reaches farther down the gunt-
CLEARLY this is due to success.

Let's ignore the fact that her face/neck have clearly bloated up, her arms have adipose bowling balls attatched at the elbows, her legs are having a serious disagreement at the knees and moving apart, her calves and thighs have basically become one uniform size...
No big. It's fixable. Totally not gainz haydurz.

Just keep on one dainty, fat-encapsulated step at a time, boo boo. That way you can catch your haggard breath.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

#Seamgate

Yes, Amber let's focus on that abortion of an outfit and not the fact you need serious mental help and are about to drop dead. Tell us more about that seam (in between mouthfuls of peanut butter cups)!

 

[literally low-key]

It's amazing that as bad as all this hate is on her "mental" she can still LOL and LMAO at all of us. FAT CUNT!

 

[Masta]

I pop in and look at Amberlynn every now and then. I sometimes watch reactions like kicking geese now because she’s turned to the dark side. She mentioned something about the 31st, and said it in multiple videos, is something amber related happening on the 31st?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I pop in and look at Amberlynn every now and then. I sometimes watch reactions like kicking geese now because she’s turned to the dark side. She mentioned something about the 31st, and said it in multiple videos, is something amber related happening on the 31st?

ALR made some vague reference(s) about the video she's planning to post on that date, saying it would upset some people. There's nothing whatsoever (that I'm aware of, anyway) that indicates what the content will be. Could be anything, will probably be nothing.

 

[bev]

In the future when Becky does a seance to talk to her long lost fat love, how do you think she would respond?

Morbid but I 100% guarantee she'd ask, "Why didn't you save me ): ?" because she is always the victim and will never take accountability for anything.

In fact, her ghost will guilt Becky so badly because she "allowed" her to eat herself to death, that Becky will go off to be her butler in the sky.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

"Commnet," huh?

Good eye. I went back to the post and someone else in the comments caught that. OP said they thought it was just a spelling error that the website had made. I don't know, people are pretty stupid and lazy.
edit: spelling, ironic.

 

[Soda Sink]

One of my favorite things about Amber is that she believes everyone is just as unintelligent as her. She really thinks she's clever and it's hilarious, and also a little pitiful. Like a beetle stuck on it's back.

 

[CountryGirl7]

Ive been reading for a while and just made a account to comment. But I don't understand how she can't see the weight gain. How delusional do you have to be? It's just crazy to me. But she acts like we are all stupid.

 

[Whatthefuck]

(small ass dress that i got from walmart)

I love that she give a shit about people thinking she bought a new dress. Bitch, no one thinks that. We all have eyeballs. They all work. I know that's the same dress. Frankly, if it's not then you need to cop to the 600's already. You are fatter, sis. It is what it is. The shelf ass alone has to be 20 elbees. I don't know why you can't see how big you are, but you are far bigger that 5 elbees maintaining horseshit.