🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Peetz's Bank Account]

I'm convinced hamber puts all of her answers through grammarly before she posts them because she knows how stupid she'll sound otherwise.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I love how she continually attempts to find a way to absolve herself from any blame for the disastrous state her body is in. You don't have Cushings, you're a fat load, you shovel in thousands more calories than you need and you lie around like a slug 24/7. Simple as.

 

[whammy]

Our girl is so delusional... why didn’t she check off lying, eating with mouth open, licking lips, and OPENING THE FRIDGE (which is a reference to overeating I think).

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i corrected it for her. i don’t think becky has been able to finish a sentence with amberlynn in the room since they met. even on the filler videos that are becky-centric where amberlynn lets her ramble for 10 minutes about random bullshit, big al is behind the camera like a bossy porn director squealing at her and correcting her. her lip licking habit is obnoxious and it got worse when she realized that the feeders like it. her bites are so huge that she can’t not eat with her mouth open, not to mention - the feeders like it. i’m not even going to touch “opening the fridge” with a ten foot pole. her vocabulary is pretty much exclusively slang, if you count her own brand of nonsense english as slang.

i mean, our girl manages to be a lah on the same instagram personality sheet where she claims she doesn’t lie. amazing.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Also, in addition to what others have said, I forsee some nasty eye infections as Albert posted a "makeup tutorial" where she rubs her dirty sausage fingers all over her eyeballs and did another cameo in a separate video in which she uses makeup that was probably gifted to her when she was a 12-year-old behemoth who rode the short bus. She's seriously asking for infections, what with being fat, using cheap and long expired makeup, and being completely unhygienic. Most of her makeup probably is inoculated with Twinkie, Rarity and Wasabi's turd particles because I doubt our gorl has any time to close the makeup cases or put them away properly. Nasty cunt she is. This is why you get styes and pinkeye.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Agreed...I'm not a doctor but I'd lay down all the money I own our gorl doesn't have Cushing's (or even high cortisol), she's just a lahhh and hugely morbidly obese so the fat is running out of places to store

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So Albert who doesn't do drs only ER for navel explosions, UTI's and the like expects us to believe she's had her cortisol tested???
More like she's consulted Dr Google for causes of buffalo hump, seen she has a few of the symptoms and, like she did with the early BED 'diagnosis', just decided to run with it
Granted she may have a few of these signs but the thin limbs is a central feature and rules out Albert from the off...
IF, big if, she had this she'd be getting herself med insurance...it's a very serious condition that can't be left untreated

Ugh she is so full of bullshit! Second thoughts that's maybe what she's storing in her back-bump

That graphic pretty accurately describes Becky. We have a houseful of highly suggestible and exceedingly stupid faggots where non-communicable diseases are magically transmittable.

Becky suggested Eric had bipolar, and now everyone as the bipolar! Maybe Hamber caught the cortisol from poking at Becky's fleshbeard.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Also, in addition to what others have said, I forsee some nasty eye infections as Albert posted a "makeup tutorial" where she rubs her dirty sausage fingers all over her eyeballs and did another cameo in a separate video in which she uses makeup that was probably gifted to her when she was a 12-year-old behemoth who rode the short bus. She's seriously asking for infections, what with being fat, using cheap and long expired makeup, and being completely unhygienic. Most of her makeup probably is inoculated with Twinkie, Rarity and Wasabi's turd particles because I doubt our gorl has any time to close the makeup cases or put them away properly. Nasty cunt she is. This is why you get styes and pinkeye.

Makeup faggotry ahead:

Every time she uses her fingers to apply makeup I scream inside- especially knowing how unhygienic she is. For as much as a makeup "guru" she is- she can't bother to plunk down some $5 brushes which can help more accurately apply it than her bloated digits can and it shows on how bad her clown face looks. Then again, buying brushes would cut into her orange chicken funds.

 

[gay frogs]

Makeup faggotry ahead:

Every time she uses her fingers to apply makeup I scream inside- especially knowing how unhygienic she is. For as much as a makeup "guru" she is- she can't bother to plunk down some $5 brushes which can help more accurately apply it than her bloated digits can and it shows on how bad her clown face looks. Then again, buying brushes would cut into her orange chicken funds.

Do you really think she would keep brushes clean? She’d probably run her grungy fingers through them anyway and not give them the occasional rinse her hands () get.

 

[Snusmumriken]

The only bad habit our gorl DOESN’T have is smoking. Which she might want to take up, she’d lose a couple pounds.

Spoiler: Annoyed Sperging

I’m not kidding. Her health is SO bad at this point I genuinely think she might be better off with tobacco in her lungs and a loss of appetite than all the health complications coming from her insane weight. But she would N E V E R pick up something so dangerous and filthy as a cigarette, she is beyond that booboo. No, she’ll stick to her after-dinner Pizza Hut, thank you very much.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Do you really think she would keep brushes clean? She’d probably run her grungy fingers through them anyway and not give them the occasional rinse her hands () get.

Fair point. but if she really was as balls deep as she claims she is when it comes to makeup she would at least have one crummy eyeshadow brush from Wal-mart. It's like with her 'writing' we all know she isn't passionate about it and is just looking for an excuse to hoard.

 

[497]

Agreed...I'm not a doctor but I'd lay down all the money I own our gorl doesn't have Cushing's (or even high cortisol), she's just a lahhh and hugely morbidly obese so the fat is running out of places to store

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So Albert who doesn't do drs only ER for navel explosions, UTI's and the like expects us to believe she's had her cortisol tested???
More like she's consulted Dr Google for causes of buffalo hump, seen she has a few of the symptoms and, like she did with the early BED 'diagnosis', just decided to run with it
Granted she may have a few of these signs but the thin limbs is a central feature and rules out Albert from the off...
IF, big if, she had this she'd be getting herself med insurance...it's a very serious condition that can't be left untreated

Ugh she is so full of bullshit! Second thoughts that's maybe what she's storing in her back-bump

it's been mentioned it sounds more like becky could have it. that pic even looks like becky

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

it's been mentioned it sounds more like becky could have it. that pic even looks like becky

Becky doesn’t have Cushings. Becky suffers from being a lazy fatass, the same as Amber, except she stores her weight in her stomach and neck (for now).

 

[Chicken Morris]

Makeup faggotry ahead:

Every time she uses her fingers to apply makeup I scream inside- especially knowing how unhygienic she is. For as much as a makeup "guru" she is- she can't bother to plunk down some $5 brushes which can help more accurately apply it than her bloated digits can and it shows on how bad her clown face looks. Then again, buying brushes would cut into her orange chicken funds.

Even more makeup faggotry

But Wayne Goss has said a lot of highly esteemed makeup artists use their fingers so I’m not totally bothered by it. I think her fingers would actually end up being cleaner than any brushes she would get. I just keep getting visions of moldy gross never cleaned brushes.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Even more makeup faggotry

But Wayne Goss has said a lot of highly esteemed makeup artists use their fingers so I’m not totally bothered by it. I think her fingers would actually end up being cleaner than any brushes she would get. I just keep getting visions of moldy gross never cleaned brushes.

At least the brushes won't have poop particles unlike hamber's hands since god knows what kind of festering microorganisms are on those hooves.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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i corrected it for her. i don’t think becky has been able to finish a sentence with amberlynn in the room since they met. even on the filler videos that are becky-centric where amberlynn lets her ramble for 10 minutes about random bullshit, big al is behind the camera like a bossy porn director squealing at her and correcting her. her lip licking habit is obnoxious and it got worse when she realized that the feeders like it. her bites are so huge that she can’t not eat with her mouth open, not to mention - the feeders like it. i’m not even going to touch “opening the fridge” with a ten foot pole. her vocabulary is pretty much exclusively slang, if you count her own brand of nonsense english as slang.

i mean, our girl manages to be a lah on the same instagram personality sheet where she claims she doesn’t lie. amazing.

Wait a min, didn't she lose her wallet with her SSN many moons ago?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Fair point. but if she really was as balls deep as she claims she is when it comes to makeup she would at least have one crummy eyeshadow brush from Wal-mart. It's like with her 'writing' we all know she isn't passionate about it and is just looking for an excuse to hoard.

You can get a decent brush set for cheap from Wet N Wild. She's just a slob.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Doesn't she have a set of brushes she just never uses? If not, what the hell cow am I thinking of?

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Doesn't she have a set of brushes she just never uses? If not, what the hell cow am I thinking of?

I could swear she bought some in that Ulta haul she did a few months ago.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She bought a set of mermaid brushes for Rafe for Christmas and then kept them for herself after the Rarity drama. She then stuck them in a vase of rocks that she had made from a failed craft where she bought fake flowers to make into pens or some shit and then cut them all too short.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

So, wait... she's therefore theoretically had blood and/or urine tests for her cortisol levels, and not only is this the first (?) time we've heard about it, but there are no mentions of blood sugar, urine sugar (gross, but it's a thing), urine protein , cholesterol, blood sodium levels (surely of interest given the sweelleeeen), insulin levels, or virtually any other test that any doctor at a hospital (in the ER, no less) would demand on sight (because, Jesus, what a sight it is).

OR! Her hump is filled with lies. Insulin-flavoured lies.

Tests for cortisol levels/cushings are pretty invasive and inconvenient in a way we'd def hear about it. Just blood won't do it. (and event the blood is regulated where you take one pill at 11 and then have to be in the next morning no later than 10 for the bloodwork). But blood isn't the best indicator, there's the 24 hour urine tests (handy collection jug sits in your fridge) and the spit tests which require going to get them, doing them two nights in a row and returning them asap. I just can't believe no-life amber would leave out these sort of testing tidbits, even if she didn't say what they were for.

 

[idosometimes]

Lardarse losing weight is the worst possible outcome. In her mind, she is literally the world's smartest weight loss expert ever on Youtube in history while requiring thousands and thousands of kcal/day to maintain her weight. She is not just maintaining, but gaining. This still does not stop her from being smartest person in the room and completely ignoring actual experts and a few outright frauds who are smarter than her.

Weight loss would be "proof" she knows what "works for [her]". She would be constantly telling other people how wrong they are. it would not be funny any longer. It would just be me-mad-making.

I know this has been re-hashed thousands of times, so I apologize, but how can Amber wake up every morning (afternoon, lezbereal) and face the existence of being her? That body? How has she not ended it? How can you experience any genuine moments of happiness in your life when you are a literal behemoth. Once again, apologies I know this has been discussed billions of times, it still astounds me though.

She does not believe she has a serious problem. She claims to wear size XXXXL shirts because she can almost squeeze into 4X dresses if they are made from the "right" kind of material. Her only real goal is to eat. She claims it is just "binge monster", but she never eats human sized portions. She would show those pics from restaurants where she consume dinner for 4 just by herself. Food is her life. She will never give it up.