You'd think someone as vain as she is would choose a more visually striking way to mope than by burying herself in big macs (not that that won't create a sight unto itself). G0rl, find that bed of daisies and roll around in it screaming "Why me" or whatever it is her poetic self pity fantasy was. She'd at least get some more outside time.
Her vanity is one of the weirdest parts of the AL ride for me. We've talked about it to death, but it always finds new ways of catching me off guard. She's such an enigma.