🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
Very random thought, but can someone tell me why she has a Fitbit? I don't have one but from what I know its used for tracking steps/heartrate... she doesn't walk though? What the hell is she using it for, there must be 20 steps logged at the end of the day. Are there some other features that are useful to her that I don't know about?
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Duh, so she can use her steps from trips to the fridge as evidence of her stunning and brave journey to lose weight. Truly a nicely done Huckster move by Hamber.
 
Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
Very random thought, but can someone tell me why she has a Fitbit? I don't have one but from what I know its used for tracking steps/heartrate... she doesn't walk though? What the hell is she using it for, there must be 20 steps logged at the end of the day. Are there some other features that are useful to her that I don't know about?
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It tracks some other things too, including your sleep. It can show how many times you woke up or had micro-awakenings during the night. In fact this was one of the features she was most excited about because she suspected she had sleep apnea (she now claims she doesn't, and never thought she did).
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
It tracks some other things too, including your sleep. It can show how many times you woke up or had micro-awakenings during the night. In fact this was one of the features she was most excited about because she suspected she had sleep apnea (she now claims she doesn't, and never thought she did).
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Lmao. She posted her sleep pattern from Fitbit app once and it was full of spikes. She kept on waking up every few mins and her deep sleep, the most important part of sleep , was almost non existent. Bitch didn't have a good night's sleep in years probably. That's why she sleeps on pillow mountains and goes to sleep early in morning and wakes up at 5 in the evening
 
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FULLY throwing Becky under that bus.
 
Yep, I remember! And right after that, she stopped wearing it at night so she could charge it (sure jan) even though when she first got it she definitely did say one of the biggest reasons she wanted it was for sleep tracking.
 
She has also gone through about 3 or 4 fitbits by now. Some have been lost, at least one she has "generously" donated as a hand me down to poor dumb slow fat Thumby....

Didn't she buy the Rose Gold fitbit literally just because she was white girl-hyped about the colour? When her other perfectly good fitbits were all fine?

By this point I feel like wearing them is so obviously completely beyond pointless (even though it COULD tell her stuff like heart rate and sleep info, we all know she would never actually bother to check or monitor this stuff. Plus fitbits have been known to be inaccurate) she is probably only doing it to troll. Its like a dumb little mini non-flex. "look at my cute fitbit, oooh I'm so healthy, yaasss gorl 3 minites of walkeeen eveey day get it!"
 
DaintyChokerGorl dijo:
Hammy’s big mad about ~bolth~. I don’t care if this blonde doofus also says it that way Hamber, still doesn’t make it right! And look how hard we are, “My ass doesn’t belong in Kentucky.” Neckster and ALR are cold as ice fam!
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slight powerlevel, but having lived in (southern) california my whole life, i have never heard someone say “bolth.” pretty sure hammy’s from more up north, so maybe it’s a thing there? also a lot of youtubers who live in california weren’t raised there, so her using them to justify her cAliFornIan boLtH theory isn’t a great source of evidence.
 
novalins dijo:
slight powerlevel, but having lived in (southern) california my whole life, i have never heard someone say “bolth.” pretty sure hammy’s from more up north, so maybe it’s a thing there? also a lot of youtubers who live in california weren’t raised there, so her using them to justify her cAliFornIan boLtH theory isn’t a great source of evidence.
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I've never heard a human say it in such a slurry-mouthed, dumb sounding way, regardless of geographical location at all.
But, you know. Before the "joys" of Big Ham I also wasn't privy to inscrusciating or liddurlee or excape /espect either.
 
In the Krystle era she had a legit Polar heart rate monitor, the kind with a wire that wraps around the torso or whatever and transmits data to a wristband. It would track your activity and tell you how long you were in "the zone" or whatever you call the target heart-rate range for exercise. So she's not actually ignorant, she does know how this shit works. The fitbit thing was just her LARPing as if she gave a fuck about her health/activity.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
So she's not actually ignorant, she does know how this shit works.
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Absolutely. It's the same as her being able the babble out all the Nutrition Information and Weight Watchers propaganda in the world that she wants, but when or if she has to actually lift one single fat sausage finger to actually DO anything she turns into the thickest, dumbest piece of fuck on Youtube. As if by magic!
(I was postulating that if that current/new fitbit is anything at all but a pretty sparkly wristband to her, she isn't actually using it because she can't be bothered, even though it isn't hard and we all know she knows how. The data would be as empty as her many many weightloss Instagram and MyFitnessPal accounts)

I love how she is really, genuinely dumb as a bag of shit for real, but then on top of that she also PLAYS dumb like she thinks if she pretends she doesn't know something she's fooling all of us. Like her awful forced-acting faces in the Korean Rice Cake Mukbang. Or her terribly fake laughs during the "random" Lexington hotel room Q&As
 
The reason she says “bolth” is because she has so much fat packed into her cheeks she physically can’t say “both”. There’s a lot we can blame California for, Amber, but not this.
 
I find FitBits are only good for a few things. 1. For you to realize how inactive you are and inspire you to move more and 2. Realize how little calories you burn with physical activity so you obtain the knowledge that your diet has to be a huge part of weight loss/health. You can never out-exercise a shit diet.

AL didn't learn any of this and still lays around on pillow mountain eating cheesy Korean junk food.
 
meepmapmop dijo:
I find FitBits are only good for a few things. 1. For you to realize how inactive you are and inspire you to move more and 2. Realize how little calories you burn with physical activity so you obtain the knowledge that your diet has to be a huge part of weight loss/health.
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3. Virtue signaling about how health conscious you are.
 
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