🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm like....99% sure she orchestrated the entire video from jump. Everything by design - glitter makeup, calling herself a Mermaid, knowing it would illicit "lol whale" comments and uploading it anyway...getting to cry OMG SUCH BULLYING afterwards is kind of just a bonus.

I don't know. Probably I'm giving her too much credit, and she just blobbed mayonaissingly into this perfect downward domino tower of victimhood by accident? Whatever.
I'm fucking tired. I'm so, so tired. Of her. Of everything. I'm tired and Amber is fat and I still would not have sex with her.
 
marjoram dijo:
For the newfags who might not have seen these--

Check out, if you like, Aunt Tammie's massive dump..... of screenshots between her and Big Al on page 538.
Just in case there's any question in your minds if Al is as big a cunt off screen as she is on.
(Yes, the answer is yes)
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LOL, the wall note that she wrote to support her lies were a classic Hamber move, The Beast always think she is so clever... anyone can see is her hand writing.
I said that before and I will say it again, she is not a sociopath she is a full on psychopath

Psychopathic researchers found that psychopaths often have these common traits:
  • Lack of empathy, guilt, conscience or remorse :agree:
  • Shallow experiences of feelings or emotions :agree:
  • Impulsivity and a weak ability to defer gratification and control behavior :agree:
  • Superficial charm and glibness :agree:
  • Irresponsibility and a failure to accept responsibility for their actions :agree:
  • A grandiose sense of their own worth :agree:
 
Owlflaps dijo:
Our gorl’s not just a not just a whale. She’s a manatee, a leech, a filthy stinking hog, a silverback gorilla with filthy beetus paws... The possibilities are endless! :story:
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That's an insult to gorillas, manatees, and pigs! Although the leech comparison is accurate and I would compare her to a tapeworm as well (methinks there is likelyhood that she has one).
 
I know Albert is lazy, but hopefully she peeps back at those Tammie screen caps and feels just the ugliest, bitter resentment of Tammie being right.
About everything really, but most of all right about how her body will begin to break down and she'll have regrets.

Amber is already there now, having temporary moments of lucidity about her situation since it's harder to ignore these days
what with this recent consistent string of health issues.
 
i'm late on this but I remember a few weeks ago reading a story from a nurse on Reddit about how she had to treat a 500+ pound woman for bellybutton pain, and when they lifted up her flabs they found a rotten half eaten chicken wing that had caused an infection (maggots and all). It got me thinking of Amberlynn and her bellybutton adventure from a while ago, and I'm wondering if that was about her (:_(
 
Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
i'm late on this but I remember a few weeks ago reading a story from a nurse on Reddit about how she had to treat a 500+ pound woman for bellybutton pain, and when they lifted up her flabs they found a rotten half eaten chicken wing that had caused an infection (maggots and all). It got me thinking of Amberlynn and her bellybutton adventure from a while ago, and I'm wondering if that was about her (:_(
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You are suggesting that our gorl daintylynn would leave any scrap of food behind, even in her fupa rolls. She is not about that food wasteen situation.
 
Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
i'm late on this but I remember a few weeks ago reading a story from a nurse on Reddit about how she had to treat a 500+ pound woman for bellybutton pain, and when they lifted up her flabs they found a rotten half eaten chicken wing that had caused an infection (maggots and all). It got me thinking of Amberlynn and her bellybutton adventure from a while ago, and I'm wondering if that was about her (:_(
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How the fuck does this happen? Sorry for derailing or whatever but ??? I’m just aghast. How do you lose a whole chicken wing? How did she not feel it? Do fat rolls not have feeling in them?
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
Oh ffs I can't resist posting this classic from the annals of fatty hygeine fails (make sure to keep clicking "expand" to see all of OP's additional responses)
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It makes me sad that story is now taking up space in my brain...and that it will have to be washed clean with whiskey later on tonight.

But to further this, I have a cousin who is a tattoo artist and some of the stories that he has regaled me with about the livestock he has branded tattooed fall in line with the Pringles lid story. He has excavated everything from McDonald's straws to old food from the flaps of skin he has been tasked to ink.
 
gay frogs dijo:
How the fuck does this happen? Sorry for derailing or whatever but ??? I’m just aghast. How do you lose a whole chicken wing? How did she not feel it? Do fat rolls not have feeling in them?
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I mean a chicken wing:average human ratio is one thing, but chicken wing:600 pound water buffalo is another thing. It’s the size of a speck of dirt compared to AL, I imagine it’s easy to lose shit especially when there are so many big pockets and flabs and nooks. It’s not like she can clean it herself at this point, unless Becky fishes it out for her there’s no chance of her retrieving some lost food out of there lmao.
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
Oh ffs I can't resist posting this classic from the annals of fatty hygeine fails (make sure to keep clicking "expand" to see all of OP's additional responses)
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Brb I have to gouge my eyes out and forget my existence.

gay frogs dijo:
How the fuck does this happen? Sorry for derailing or whatever but ??? I’m just aghast. How do you lose a whole chicken wing? How did she not feel it? Do fat rolls not have feeling in them?
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Ah, I’ve found the comment. Enjoy.
 
Spergoy of Cuckkad dijo:
Ah, I’ve found the comment. Enjoy.
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I found this very intriguing, to have maggots a fly had to put some eggs in it, the best guess is that wing already had eggs when was lost in the folds as I find very hard a fly to slide between it, lay eggs, and come out alive.
The chair guy is still to me one of the most horrifying things I ever heard about.
 
This whole page needs a horrifying rating. That livejournal link was too much. I need it to be fake. The lack of self respect and self awareness at every step is astounding.
 
Billie Ross dijo:
I found this very intriguing, to have maggots a fly had to put some eggs in it, the best guess is that wing already had eggs when was lost in the folds as I find very hard a fly to slide between it, lay eggs, and come out alive.
The chair guy is still to me one of the most horrifying things I ever heard about.
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Get some gasoline and a lighter, that’s the only way you’re ever getting that smell out of the house. It’s seeped into the walls already.

I imagine AL will end up like this, only it’s pillow mountain instead of a chair and Becky is the girlfriend, delivering her Cheesecake Factory orange chicken every single day.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws dijo:
That thread is horrifying. I found this gem - maybe it's Hammy's future when her butler leaves.
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Oh my fuck

The oddest thing is that unless she was pregnant/had given birth recently she probably wasn’t producing any actual milk... she just had that monkey suck her tit for her enjoyment.

Imagine Ham at 700 pounds breastfeeding Twinkie out of her sweaty tits, still waiting until Becky returns with her 10 Big Macs six months later (I imagine if she escapes it’d be her going on a McDonalds spree for AL and just never coming back)... it might not be far from reality.
 
You know what's always been a weird thing about this cow (probably already mentioned and shit does she not already have enough trashy weirdness)

But she's always so dead set about arguing that all we see in anything she publishes as 'content', she's absolutely rabid about saying it's not everything or it will never be a representation of what she is an what her relationships are like.

Videos, at least, are the time where you can make up the most shit and really try to sell a lifestyle you're not living, and Amber just CAN'T do the same.

- Her weight is disgustingly apparant each and every upload

- Her diet is obviously contradicting her "healthsum" view she has of herself when she eats one frozen vegetal

- Her girlfriend eternally looks ready to be the reason of the next school shooting (gaycare counts, right?) or to hang herself.

Ultimately, as has been more than said before : the only person she's deluding is herself, and if she thinks parroting that her media presence isn't all her life is cracked up to be then there's just no helping that level of stupid, ignorant, and trash tbh
 
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