🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Too fat to fit through a doorway? Don’t lose weight, just move!

People hamburglers size don’t fit through the standard big size doorways. They have to shimmy through sideways. Thinking of all the things a place must have for her to move in is depressing. Almost makes one feel bad for her... almost.
 
Strawberry Pocky dijo:
I dont know if I have ever heard anyone in the house explicitly say it out loud (Hamber and her narcissistic ego would never allow it) but we certainly almost always see her lying like a huge, sloppy blob on either the ottoman or the floor. Her giant continental shelf of lard / weird square of ham of an ass forces about a foot of clear airspace between her back and any couch or chair she could ever hope to actually sit in.

Something that I have also always found kind of unusual and a little strange/creepy is just how far apart AL is constantly from Necky. In the vlogs and her own Snapchats, when they are in the house together ol' NeckNeck is constantly sitting or lying as far away from Hamber as it looks like she can possibly be. She is always on completely the opposite side of the couch and/or room, in Lexington she was huddled far away on the bed, etc. Have you guys noticed that too? You reckon its a physical repulsiveness and overall stench thing? Or does Necky (just maybe?) might finally be getting sick of Ham's insufferable bullshit at last, too?
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I think Becky is lot more vulnerable to teasing.
While Amber doesn't give a shit about being a freak show - Making thumbnails of herself deepthroating a kabob. Becky, I'm guessing still gets her feelings hurt.
She probably just always trying to avoid the camera which I can imagine is a little difficult since two vloggers are constantly flailing their cameras around the house.
The times she's on camera amber probably had to stomp her feet until Becky agreed.
 
lbrc27x dijo:
I think Becky is lot more vulnerable to teasing.
While Amber doesn't give a shit about being a freak show - Making thumbnails of herself deepthroating a kabob. Becky, I'm guessing still gets her feelings hurt.
She probably just always trying to avoid the camera which I can imagine is a little difficult since two vloggers are constantly flailing their cameras around the house.
The times she's on camera amber probably had to stomp her feet until Becky agreed.
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I think Becky is more self-aware than big AL. She probably knows that whatever Amber will produce, will be a shit-show, so she wants as little as possible to do with it. She seems more relax with the boys in their vlogs.
 
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AL literally thinks she's a hot potato. The way she eye-fucks herself when she sees herself says it all. She still thinks despite being 600 lbs, that she has a "cute face". Necky on the other hand seems to have always been an insecure thumb-creature. AL puts her down a lot too, I'm sure that has something to do with how the Neckster projects her image to the world VS AL.
 
mekalekahi dijo:
I looked at the comments and see maybe 2 calling her a whale....she calls herself these things in her own vlog and erics so whats the problem?
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She has been known to furiously delete comments too.
Which is really, really dumb if you want to cry about comments that are "CyBeRbUlLyInG" you. Can't have it both ways....pick a lane, ManateeLynn.
 
Optavia Sales Rep dijo:
But was this the plan all along?

Post this on IG,
send more traffic to the vid,
???,
profit.
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YUP! She knows exactly what she's doing. If she wasn't such a lazy do-nothing, she could cash in even more by writing some books:

"The Art of Being a Victim" by Amberlynn Reid
Tips and strategies for appealing to people's sympathies. Read this book and you too can learn how to win a gold medal in the Oppression Olympics.

"How To Have Your Cake And Eat it Too: A Dummies Guide to Monetizing Failure" by Amberlynn Reid
Autobiography of how she gained internet notoriety by being a gluttonous lying pig.

"Laying in a Field of Sunflowers" by Amberlynn Reid
It's just a picture book of her and her wallet getting progressively fatter, but the last picture is an empty wallet and a single sunflower by her tombstone with the inscription, "Why Me?"
 
For the newfags who might not have seen these--

Check out, if you like, Aunt Tammie's massive dump..... of screenshots between her and Big Al on page 538.
Just in case there's any question in your minds if Al is as big a cunt off screen as she is on.
(Yes, the answer is yes)
 
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