🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Lmao Becky sticking around for a hick family who would let their kid sleep in a drainage ditch instead of being teh ghey.

Look at her, of course she's fucking gay do they really think a man would fuck her? Unless she had a good supply of Meth no hillbilly would look at her twice.
 
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why not just stay at home and send becky shopping then?
 
Amber can't be expected to wait four hours for her butler to go get her orange chicken!

It would be cold
she would still eat it, but the binge monster would rage about the few exrra mins to heat it up in the microwave

Idk then again she might just meet necks at the door and gobble it in 2 bites, she has no food standards anyways
 
Amber can't be expected to wait four hours for her butler to go get her orange chicken!

I was thinking this might be a bit of a practice run before they get their own apartment (maybe a second apartment so Becky can visit Eric). Of course it would they have to find an apartment right next to the cheescake factory and the mall... what was Becky thinking of that house in the middle of nowhere? She did say they have something big planned for this year or next. We may never find out though because she could be dead by then.
 
I was thinking this might be a bit of a practice run before they get their own apartment (maybe a second apartment so Becky can visit Eric). Of course it would they have to find an apartment right next to the cheescake factory and the mall... what was Becky thinking of that house in the middle of nowhere? She did say they have something big planned for this year or next. We may never find out though because she could be dead by then.
It looks like DoorDash in Lexington has Cheesecake Factory. Our girl won't even have to get Becky to roll on her leggings to get her double meat double rice portion of orange chicken every day.
 
I always thought the term "staycation" was when you WORK, and take time off staying at home just relaxing. I dont know what you would call this other than a addicts hotel stay because you swell after a 2 hour car ride. Just admit you wanted diffrent food then monticello has and so you got a room. Plus the housemates all hate each other.
 
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I was thinking this might be a bit of a practice run before they get their own apartment

I think that may have definitely been Amber's intention. In today's "last day of vacation" vlog, she keeps going on about how much she loves Lexington and how she wants to live there. She says "Do you wanna move here babe? Do you wanna move here babe?" Really reminded me of this:

 
On day one of her "staycation" she said she was vlogging all her meals and she was going to put them in a separate video for us to see what she ate. I'm wondering if they will all be eaten in the hotel room, or did she actually wobble herself into any restaurants.
 
Amber flooded my twitter feed with her retweets, heres the interesting ones:
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I hope the costume is just as fitting as last year
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Gorl..
 
Honestly, I think that Team Amberlynn or whatever is a troll masquerading as an Ambaby to troll Amber, the fans, and haters alike. I know that Amber had that one sock account, but come on. She's far too lazy to do it. She barely keeps up with her own social media, much less another.

It'd be one thing if Amber was blocked from accessing a certain site and used TAR to get to it like she did with FB, but from what I can see, that's not the case here. She doesn't have anything to gain here.
 
Who the fuck is 'lil glutton' and why should anyone trust what they say?
 
...Hamber -is- a dumb bitch and wouldn't realize she could be in trouble with another country's Law Enforcement for harassing people though.

Also when it came out that there was investigations by legal entities into her possible sock BAM it's gone. Fascinating.
 
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