🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Yep, she is totally faking the accent, it's not natural for adults to completely change their accent just by living surrounded by people with different accents for a couple of years. Phrases and slang, yeah but not accents.

Kids can soak up accents easily though, like the young Syrian refugee with a strong Irish accent.
Some folks with a musical ear will pick up accents and it will change over time, but not that dramatically. I know someone who grew up in England and he's been in the states for a while now so his accent is more of a quasi-Australian thing now. It's actually pretty funny to hear him vs. his family. However there are certain things that never change. The way he pronounces his 'h' with the aspirant. Calling 'z' zed. Just random stuff like that. I can't imagine having a partner that randomly and very poorly tried to appropriate an accent. Also, the southern accent in certain places is lovely and gentile. That particular accent at the Fag Shack is grating on the ears. Then you add Hamber butchering something already being butchered and here we are.
 
Mostly, southern crap aside, Amberlynn is copying the way Tana Mongeaux talks. She's done it for years. I can't unhear it. (:_(
 
IMO, I don't think her use of "bolth," using "een" instead of "ing" or mispronunciation of words like important ("impor-in") have anything to do with her accent. She's just too insular and lazy to enunciate properly.
 
IMO, I don't think her use of "bolth," using "een" instead of "ing" or mispronunciation of words like important ("impor-in") have anything to do with her accent. She's just too insular and lazy to enunciate properly.

All Amberisms are a result of just laziness and being a bit backward in general. Not thinking about what she says, just blurting it out, not bothering to correct any mistakes because effort. That and fat rots the brain, literally. Being a bmi of 50+ for years makes you dumber.
 
Did she ever have eyebrows? I'm curious how this happens, especially since she leaves them completely untouched
She did, but they've always been a bit sparse. As she's "filled out" her eyebrows have retreated. Probably the same amount of hair, but much more turf to cover. She will occasionally attempt to fill them in and it's always super exceptional. Not Chantal levels of Ursula exceptional, but they never match and the color is always way off.
 
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Someone on twitter challenged her about her shoddy style of ASMR and got the usual cunty response. Christ I hope she’s not doing more of these ASMR sped vids
 
She did, but they've always been a bit sparse. As she's "filled out" her eyebrows have retreated. Probably the same amount of hair, but much more turf to cover. She will occasionally attempt to fill them in and it's always super exceptional. Not Chantal levels of Ursula exceptional, but they never match and the color is always way off.
Does she still even draw in her brows? Big gorl is boring as fuck now so I don’t even watch anymore, but her drawn on eyebrows were hilarious. Firstly the pencil she used was red, she fills them in as one big blob with no attempt at shaping, and lastly you can’t shape what you don’t have.
 
Does she still even draw in her brows? Big gorl is boring as fuck now so I don’t even watch anymore, but her drawn on eyebrows were hilarious. Firstly the pencil she used was red, she fills them in as one big blob with no attempt at shaping, and lastly you can’t shape what you don’t have.
She does, yeah, when she bothers to put on makeup. It's still the same deal as before. Just two kind of curves that don't match in a weirdly red shade.

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Someone on twitter challenged her about her shoddy style of ASMR and got the usual cunty response. Christ I hope she’s not doing more of these ASMR sped vids
Of course she is. She's all about doing content SHE loves now so she can focus on herself and her needs and her wants for once in her life. She's so selfless, it's important to put herself first now.
 
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scheduling an update to tell us she’s gained weight—or that she’s probably having “different opinions” than her doctor..?
My social medias must have crossed wires. This is a tweet but I was treating it like a YT video.

IGNORING THAT bit of reitardation on my end, I think she mean she'll have her YT "weight loss" update on the 20th... which is totally pointless since she's doing everything a month late on purpose. Hey Timelordberlynn, if you're reading this, here's an idea--you could just tell us* your weight now, rather than make it such a big event.

*Yeah, I know, I know. She's a liar.
 
My social medias must have crossed wires. This is a tweet but I was treating it like a YT video.

IGNORING THAT bit of reitardation on my end, I think she mean she'll have her YT "weight loss" update on the 20th... which is totally pointless since she's doing everything a month late on purpose. Hey Timelordberlynn, if you're reading this, here's an idea--you could just tell us* your weight now, rather than make it such a big event.

*Yeah, I know, I know. She's a liar.

lol maybe she’s trying to buy time to lose weight...as if
 
As retarted as Hamber is, are we really expected to believe that in her free time she listens to ASMR riddled with the sound of a whale's lungs laboring to even exist? ASMR is such low-tier/easy content to make, all she needs is decent equipment. We know she has the money for a good set-up if she's serious about this ASMR bs but of course, she can't risk cutting into her Torrid/journal/binge budget.
 
As retarted as Hamber is, are we really expected to believe that in her free time she listens to ASMR riddled with the sound of a whale's lungs laboring to even exist? ASMR is such low-tier/easy content to make, all she needs is decent equipment. We know she has the money for a good set-up if she's serious about this ASMR bs but of course, she can't risk cutting into her Torrid/journal/binge budget.
It took ages for her to even get a camera and stop using her iphone yet, she still uses that damn phone to record.
 
It's interesting that Amber (in one of the review videos I clicked on the side of this video), states about Becky, "her weight gain has nothing to do with me". Yet, she funds the food that Becky buys. If she didn't fund her overeating, she wouldn't be able to, to the degree she does. She'd still be able to overeat on food stamps, but not like now, with the out food constantly. Becky was regular fat (reg. fat=pretty fat, but people wouldn't gawk at the grocery store) before meeting Amber. Now, she considers herself 100% not responsible for Becky's weight gain, which I agree, they're both adults. But she considers Becky an enabler and at fault for her own weight gain, for getting Amber's food, at Amber's request, after Amber already admitted to being abusive to her when she doesn't. She considers Becky getting her food, under duress, as Becky being partially responsible for her weight gain, despite the fact that she was morbidly obese, before she ever met her. How can she not hold herself to the same standard. Not only does she fund Becky's food, but also her transportation, since it's her car. She could simply disallow her to run to get unhealthy foods.
 
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