🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

At what point do we stop cupping Rickie's balls? Like people used to feel sorry for Becky too but she chose what she chose. How is Rickie any different? If anything he's more capable than Becky of breaking away from that hellhole. He's clearly not that bothered.

Actually he's been with Eric for like 10 years, way longer than B/ALR so he must really not be bothered. Yall need to stop fetishizing his struggle tbh

It seems like a lot of his interactions with Hamburgerlynn is borne out of apathy? I don’t think he’s struggling, but you gotta admit, the bitch looks haggard. When he gets home, I don’t think he even has the energy to care about Hamhocks and Thumbylina when there’s actual responsibilities to tend to.

 

[497]

I think Rickie and Eric have been together since high school. I wonder if it's their only relationship? So maybe he doesn't know any better. We know Eric was working before (for how long?) so maybe during that time Ricky figured it was good. Even though Becky had some other bad or dead girlfriends Rickie didn't seem to get involved in the Sarah drama but Becky was also working so maybe he gave her a break. Eric was also best friends with Becky (before/after meeting Rickie?) and Rickie said his family didn't like the idea of him being gay so they all bonded together in high school forever and ever and ever till a hambeast do them apart. If Eric and Becky is all he's ever really known and he's not really close to his family so maybe he doesn't know how to start over.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Someone pointed out that her eyes are two different sizes and now I can’t unsee it. I try not to look at her face too much as she looks like a blob of fat with small beady features but now I hyper focus on those wonky ass eyes. The left one is like twice the size of the right, I know faces aren’t completely symmetrical but your eyes should be sisters not second cousins.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

At what point do we stop cupping Rickie's balls? Like people used to feel sorry for Becky too but she chose what she chose. How is Rickie any different? If anything he's more capable than Becky of breaking away from that hellhole. He's clearly not that bothered.

Actually he's been with Eric for like 10 years, way longer than B/ALR so he must really not be bothered. Yall need to stop fetishizing his struggle tbh

Not so much cupping the ballbag here as I am more saying that he's the only one capable of seeing last "this". This era of a landwhale is not forever. At some point you have to plan something for the future.

But I would agree he has probably just acclimated. I do think Eric is slowly ramping back up to the gratuitous ALR images.

And yeah, if the house stank 24/7 I'd see red.

 

[Mandaark]

Rickie probably just doesn't care. I mean, he works, cleans the house and seems to be a normal dude besides them serial killer eyes. I wouldn't be bothered by some cunty fat whale hurtling towards her own death at breakneck speed.
He avoids confrontation but I'm positive he's set some basic ground rules - he just doesn't come across as a huge pushover imo. Avoiding confrontation doesn't make you a pussy, per se. You just don't like to argue or get wild.

I mean, he's the only one in the house willing to blatantly shade Big AL to her face.
Fags only put up with her for Becks, probably because she's emotionally unstable right now. Eric and Rickie relate to that. They won't abandon her - they'll just ride out the stank storm.

If Rickie was smart he'd get AL to somehow sign a life insurance policy and pay on it himself. At least then they could afford to move out of the stench

 

[MischiefEm]

Imagine being given up by your parents and then being adopted. You grow up into adulthood and then you somehow find out you have an older sister. You somehow get in touch, she sounds nice, reconnecting comes up. You set a date.

You get to the assigned meeting place, you're so curious and you have so many questions about your biological family.

You hear someone shout your name, you turn and see this lumbering beast approach you.
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Well, you know you sure as shit could outrun her...

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's always the tenses that trip her up. Like how she thinks Destiny still gives half a shit about her.

You bring up a good point. I think most of us read Writerlynn’s posts and interpret them as having any logic. She’s simply not that intelligent. It would come off at first blush for someone who always used decent grammar to have an odd tense in her sentence structure. She’s a total grammatical disaster, though. I think we occasionally read more into what she says because we’re more used to dealing with folks of at least average intelligence who would pop a red flag if those tenses were misused. She is suffering from terminal fat on the brain and can’t string together any logical, thoughtful, grammatical sentence at anytime, so there’s just no way to tell if she’s giving us a Freudian slip. She’s too stupid to read at this point.

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

For someone who has nothing to do all day, you'd think she could at least become decent with her vernacular and grammar. Not even the best, just be passable. It's the same with the cooking and fashion or makeup.
You have all the time in the world and internet access. There's got to be sites or channels made just to help with vocabulary and syntax. Cooking channels all over, can't make anything but slop.

 

[Guardsman42]

Another thing with Rickie and why every one favours him..

Dude is in a lease, for a house. He can't just bail on it. <I assume he doesn't want any headaches from just walking out on a lease> and for all we know, he was renting to own. He's rather stuck in this situation until the lease runs out, or him and the landlord come to an agreement. <And I bet the landlord is not so willing to fucking hand the house over to Hamber and thumb. I suspect he is fully aware Rickie is the only one capable of wiping his own ass unassisted>.

Eric and Becky let this Hambeast into the home..I bet Rickie came home and that is how he found out she moved in. Zero discussions and she was already there and obviously he couldn't move her.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Honestly though, if Becky finally snapped out of it and broke up with Amber, and Ricky kicked her out (since he seems to be the only one with at least a little bit of sense in him), where would our gorl go?

She can't go to a hotel/motel because she wouldn't have a way of moving nor someone who can take care of her, and she wouldn't be able to humble it down and go to her mom's or brother's because she would need someone to drive her there and the journey would be too stressful for her rotting body. Destiny and Dana are out of the question (also, they're in Florida), and Rafe and her Shrek like wife wouldn't take her in because they always despised her.

So... where would our favourite manatee go? Would she finally accept to go to a hospital for weight loss that will lock her in?

 

[Guardsman42]

Honestly though, if Becky finally snapped out of it and broke up with Amber, and Ricky kicked her out (since he seems to be the only one with at least a little bit of sense in him), where would our gorl go?

She can't go to a hotel/motel because she wouldn't have a way of moving nor someone who can take care of her, and she wouldn't be able to humble it down and go to her mom's or brother's because she would need someone to drive her there and the journey would be too stressful for her rotting body. Destiny and Dana are out of the question (also, they're in Florida), and Rafe and her Shrek like wife wouldn't take her in because they always despised her.

So... where would our favourite manatee go? Would she finally accept to go to a hospital for weight loss that will lock her in?

I suspect she'd just die in short order. I mean lets look at the current situation.. she's already getting life threatening infections with a butler around...can you imagine if she had to relocate some where for even a few weeks and was basically living on her own as she tried to keep up the lies she didn't lose the Thumb? She needs a live in nurse, but won't admit it. She'd finally be in the hospital because she's in septic shock.

 

[Twinkie]

She's not going anywhere. She has said numerous times that if she and Becky were to break up, Amberlynn would continue living there as a roomate. It is true that she has no other place to go. But she doesn't need one.

Eric pushed for AL to move in as a "roomate" and that was right around the time he quit his job. He wanted someone else contributing coin to the household. There's no other reason he would push for some fat random newomer to move into his house. We know for damn sure Eric isn't going back to work, so why would he ever support the idea of getting rid of Amberlynn?

Things are even worse now, because Becky is also not working since Amberlynn moved in. To Eric, getting rid of Amberlynn means he has to get a job again. Ditto for Becky. The only alternatives for them would be to leave the house and they don't want to. It's a decently nice house with a great backyard. Without Amberlynn, the fags would end up in some shoebox trailer and Becky would have to move in with family or maybe return to her threesome relationship with Rafe & Hannah ( :haram: :haram: :haram: )

I'm sorry to sound like such a downer but there's never going to be some huge blowout where they try to kick her out of the house or Eric posts her bare laayygs on facebook. That's pure fantasy. Eric and Becky are dependent on her financially and Rickie has PTSD from whatever volatile environment he grew up in. He's never going to "snap".

 

[Aldora]

Things are even worse now, because Becky is also not working since Amberlynn moved in. To Eric, getting rid of Amberlynn means he has to get a job again. Ditto for Becky. The only alternatives for them would be to leave the house and they don't want to. It's a decently nice house with a great backyard. Without Amberlynn, the fags would end up in some shoebox trailer and Becky would have to move in with family or maybe return to her threesome relationship with Rafe & Hannah ( :haram: :haram: :haram: )

Agreed.

I see it posted all the time "Eric and Rickie only put up with Amber because of Becky", but that is BS, Rickie puts up with Amber because of Eric, and Eric puts up with Amber because she is $$$ to him.

When Dana confided in Eric about Amber, what did he do? Ran squealing like a little piggy all the way to Amber and spilled everything. Eric and Amber are cut from the same cloth. Amber is a bitch, and Eric is the bitchy gay friend.

They are the "perfect" pair.

 

[Twinkie]

Exactly.

And let's not forget that Becky fancies herself a great "actor" and has said "just because I date you doesn't mean I like you"

It's clear from the stained period panties incident that she's the type of bitch that won't find her balls until later, after the dust has settled. She's a coward. And since Amberlynn is never going to leave Becky, there will be no "later".

 

[Aldora]

Exactly.

And let's not forget that Becky fancies herself a great "actor" and has said "just because I date you doesn't mean I like you"

It's clear from the stained period panties incident that she's the type of bitch that won't find her balls until later, after the dust has settled. She's a coward. And since Amberlynn is never going to leave Becky, there will be no "later".

Becky ditches everyone around when she gets into relationships, but she will see what it is like if she and Amber break up and Eric sticks with Amber instead of Becky.

 

[Guardsman42]

Every one acts like there isn't a land lord who can actually kick them the fuck out.

She isn't on the lease, he could decide before they are removing walls because of her being to fat to be removed any other way, to tell her to leave. There is no subletting agreement here, she just moved in as a room mate.

So Rickie might never snap, but a land lord who would like to not see an entire renovation destroyed might. If she dies upon bariatric bed pillow mountain, it will mean removing walls and essentially the entire house will become a bio hazard site. He might pre-empt this and tell them she goes, or the police escort her away.

He is well within his rights as the landlord to do this, and if he has half a brain, he will do this the moment lease renewal comes up. Unless Rickie and the Muppet intend to leave then and possibly consider renting a trailer. <Which they very well might be> or a smaller place with a yard. <Rickie seems to enjoy the yard and yard work and this makes me think he'd rather keep the house by finding stable room mates. The new lesbians? What if they're the ones he wants to move in?>

Becky mighta been crying realizing all this and the doctor in no uncertain terms informing them of Hamber's impending death.

 

[Twinkie]

He has no reason to kick her out. You're concocting re,tarded fantasies where the landlord has the police haul Amberlynn out of the house. Listen to yourself.

Even if he had a reason to kick her out, the landlord knows it would be foolish to do so because if she leaves, the other three can't afford to stay there so he would lose ALL income from that rental. That housing market isn't exactly booming, either.

 

[Billie Ross]

Every one acts like there isn't a land lord who can actually kick them the fuck out.

Naah the only way I see of this happening it's if the landlord decide to sell the house or need it for itself or a family member to live, otherwise I don't see it happening.
In this case they may decide to have their own separate places as 2 adult couples, but since they're not normal...

 

[Aldora]

Amber could be on the lease now, they could have added her as she has the majority income.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Rickie has PTSD from whatever volatile environment he grew up in. He's never going to "snap".

You cannot say that for certain. He could snap just fine. The most docile and easygoing individual may suddenly fly into a rage, if you say or do the right/wrong thing. I have seen it happen. Ricky and his ptsd are not a guarantee he will never do anything but cry in a corner.

He has no reason to kick her out. You're concocting re,tarded fantasies where the landlord has the police haul Amberlynn out of the house. Listen to yourself.

Even if he had a reason to kick her out, the landlord knows it would be foolish to do so because if she leaves, the other three can't afford to stay there so he would lose ALL income from that rental. That housing market isn't exactly booming, either.

He may ask her to leave if she is legit on her deathbed, to avoid having the house torn down. You need an intact house to rent it out, not a bunch of walls torn down to remove a massive corpse or batriatric patient in lung failure. So then it becomes a simple sum, what makes me more money. The odds of him knowing she is about to kick it and removing her are pretty damn low though, assuming he knows she is there.

This is very likely going to be a very slow boring descent into multiple organ failure and other shenanigans untill she kicks it. Or she loses the weight........ Yeah the organ failure one.