🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Picture it: Al, trying to daintily lower herself into the pool when her knees cant take it anymore she drops in. Water spilling over the sides, then suddenly, you see the water turn yellowish/green as her fetid asshole and gash are now finally touching some form of Kentucky "clean"water. The stench is overpowering to the point where it smells like someone opened up a septic tank.

 

[Guardsman42]

Oh I don’t know I didn’t see the vlog itself. Chlorine can irritate infections as well though if it’s not properly diluted and it can burn as well.

I'm sure any thing disinfectant wise makes Hamber cry given her myriad open weeping sores.

Picture it: Al, trying to daintily lower herself into the pool when her knees cant take it anymore she drops in. Water spilling over the sides, then suddenly, you see the water turn yellowish/green as her fetid asshole and gash are now finally touching some form of Kentucky "clean"water. The stench is overpowering to the point where it smells like someone opened up a septic tank.

Largely because hamber basically is what a septic take holds....!

 

[wommart rat]

The Beast is giving a F all to her ex bff forever happiest time of her life Krystal and soul mate wanna be wife forever sexy Dustyn, the poor thumb butler don't even count for shit.
All this crap to score brownie points with her family (first mother, now brother) only means one thing:
Hambeast is desperate for someone to wipe her dirty massive arse

Yeah, it seems like she's really reminiscing about the past and wanting to reconnect with her family lately. Unconsciously, at least, I wonder if her slow, reptilian brain senses that the end is near, that the big buff-ette in the sky is on the horizon. If you compare her current lifestyle (what little there is of it) to what she was like just a year ago, she's gone significantly downhill: health problems mounting, more or less bedbound, etc. Which might also explain why doesn't give two fucks about what she uploads to youtube anymore.

 

[Guardsman42]

Yeah, it seems like she's really reminiscing about the past and wanting to reconnect with her family lately. Unconsciously, at least, I wonder if her slow, reptilian brain senses that the end is near, that the big buff-ette in the sky is on the horizon. If you compare her current lifestyle (what little there is of it) to what she was like just a year ago, she's gone significantly downhill: health problems mounting, more or less bedbound, etc. Which might also explain why doesn't give two fucks about what she uploads to youtube anymore.

Honestly I don't think it's subconscious..I think the reason she'll say 'I'll see a Doctor!' and then..well nothing is the doctors are all saying 'With out a radical change and in patient care, you are going to die, and soon'.

 

[Hellion]

Yeah, it seems like she's really reminiscing about the past and wanting to reconnect with her family lately. Unconsciously, at least, I wonder if her slow, reptilian brain senses that the end is near, that the big buff-ette in the sky is on the horizon. If you compare her current lifestyle (what little there is of it) to what she was like just a year ago, she's gone significantly downhill: health problems mounting, more or less bedbound, etc. Which might also explain why doesn't give two fucks about what she uploads to youtube anymore.

Or that she's such a grifter that she's always got one eye on who she can emotionally leech off of next, in case the relationship with Becky goes south. Not that I think Becky will ever actually leave her. But maybe things haven't been as peachy recently, and she hasn't got any bites from her usual Snapchat catfishing expeditions.

Are her mom and Aunt Tammy in California, or elsewhere?

 

[Owlflaps]

Checkout Eric’s new vlog or the Supporting Cast thread for some sexy pics of Amber and Becky in the inflatable pool. (Fun time or bath time? You decide.)

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My god, I thought she was legitimately dead. I mean, she already looks like a bloated corpse, but the blue pool isn’t doing anything for her bruised skin-tone.

 

[marjoram]

Mom and Auntie T are in Oklahoma

 

[Basketball Jones]

Yeah, it seems like she's really reminiscing about the past and wanting to reconnect with her family lately. Unconsciously, at least, I wonder if her slow, reptilian brain senses that the end is near, that the big buff-ette in the sky is on the horizon. If you compare her current lifestyle (what little there is of it) to what she was like just a year ago, she's gone significantly downhill: health problems mounting, more or less bedbound, etc. Which might also explain why doesn't give two fucks about what she uploads to youtube anymore.

As irredeemable as Amber is, it’s not uncommon for neglected/abused children to grow into adults and feel something missing. Even if their parents are awful people, there still this unquenchable yearning for normalcy and a happy family. That want may be masked by unhealthy behaviors and a shit attitude, but deep inside there’s a broken child that is still hurting for the love they never got.

 

[FrazzleCakes]

Picture it: Al, trying to daintily lower herself into the pool when her knees cant take it anymore she drops in. Water spilling over the sides, then suddenly, you see the water turn yellowish/green as her fetid asshole and gash are now finally touching some form of Kentucky "clean"water. The stench is overpowering to the point where it smells like someone opened up a septic tank.

There is no way that Al could have possibly got in that pool without falling. She can't even step off the curb at McDonalds let alone climb into and out of the pool. My question is how is she getting back out of the pool. She is too heavy to use a ladder and she can't lift her leg over the side of the pool. Is she rolling out?

 

[mousetrap]

As irredeemable as Amber is, it’s not uncommon for neglected/abused children to grow into adults and feel something missing. Even if their parents are awful people, there still this unquenchable yearning for normalcy and a happy family. That want may be masked by unhealthy behaviors and a shit attitude, but deep inside there’s a broken child that is still hurting for the love they never got.

I think this is true; however, I also think if Amberlynn has an actual life—career, an actual loving and fulfilling relationship, and not being 600 pounds—she’d get a sense of normalcy from herself.

 

[jdoe2]

Amberlynn Reid - I went to a weight loss doctor

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We finally got a fucking month old weight-in.

 

[Guardsman42]

There is no way that Al could have possibly got in that pool without falling. She can't even step off the curb at McDonalds let alone climb into and out of the pool. My question is how is she getting back out of the pool. She is too heavy to use a ladder and she can't lift her leg over the side of the pool. Is she rolling out?

They in all honestly, likely deflated it. Since they'd need to empty and spray it out after she was in it any way.

I think this is true; however, I also think if Amberlynn has an actual life—career, an actual loving and fulfilling relationship, and not being 600 pounds—she’d get a sense of normalcy from herself.

This..Hamber has been granted how many chances to lead a normal actual life..and instead ate her self to death by infection territory.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

"She reached 297 while we were together"

Apparently there are troubles in paradise.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Picture it: Al, trying to daintily lower herself into the pool when her knees cant take it anymore she drops in. Water spilling over the sides, then suddenly, you see the water turn yellowish/green as her fetid asshole and gash are now finally touching some form of Kentucky "clean"water. The stench is overpowering to the point where it smells like someone opened up a septic tank.

I don’t need to when it already exists

 

[Wyzzerd]

As much as we all want a new caretaker for Amber, I think it's too late for that. We are probably in the death spiral with multiple infections and organ failure just around the corner. I severely doubt she can catfish a new girl into letting a bloated corpse move into their house. A move where the new catfished butler would have to do all the moving while Amber does her jabba the hutt impersonation.

But Amber being kicked out of the house could be quite a bit of fun for us. The only route is patience for us kiwis, the end is nigh and the downfall will be soon.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

297 is the new 497

 

[marjoram]

Big Al will somehow manage to drag this shit out forever just out of *spite*

 

[Twinkie]

How the fuck would she know if Destiny has gained weight? She hasn't spoken to you in years. Scrutinizing her vlogs are we? Wonder how Becky feels about Amberlynn still obsessing over her ex

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Sooooo I really wish someone on twitter would ask her to clarify this (either in a tweet response or she could mention it in a video:

This tweet is from around June 6, which would've been right after the appointment that we're only now seeing her talk about in the vid uploaded today. The doctor wants her to lose 100 lbs by next year, which amounts to losing about 8 elbees per month.

Amberlynn is saying in the tweet that she doesn't agree with that. I want to know why. Does she think she can lose more than 100 lbs in a year? Or does she think that she will not be able to lose 100 lbs in a year???

Gosh I wish someone would ask her

I will have to sperg on this later to confirm, but I'm pretty sure her goal for either 2018 or 2019 was to lose 50 pounds (lol). If I'm right, that must mean she thinks the doctor's plan is way to exxxxxtreme for her.

 

[mekalekahi]

"and shes still gaining weight lol" Amber you weigh as much as Becky,Dusty and a average size woman put together on a 5'3 frame, so ur glee at others gaining a little weight is a bit pathetic. Destiny looks the same to me and looks way happier and put together then when she cradled your molded bra bosom. I notice D&D visted KY recently and didn't come and see you and the love of your life but yall are BFF still!

 

[Cold Waffle]

So I was going back in time and trying to get an idea of where our gorl started compared to where she is now. The first picture is from "Big Girl Dancing to Applause by Lady Gaga"; the second is from "SEEING A PSYCHIATRIST." In her dancing video, she is able to dance for about five minutes straight. She's not the best dancer by far, but she keeps up and is able to go through the motions. She's winded at the end, but able to hold a conversation. In the second video, walking across a driveway is an act of Congress, and her range of motion is limited (I thought she might topple over while picking up her dog like a claw machine of doom). If she'd have just kept up with just the dancing she was doing five years ago, I wonder where she'd be right now.



What a transformation these five years have been.