🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[A Owl]

I may be syuuuper late on this one, but has anyone linked her (very old) Pinterest? Copious amounts of jewellery, clothes she can't wear (her words even then!), Miley Cyrus and orange chicken:

Amberlynn Reid (zebraprintlove) on Pinterest

Amberlynn Reid | This site is so much fun, so I am going to pin random things(: Follow if you like what I pin.

www.pinterest.co.uk

 

[Billie Ross]

Guys help me out as my math sucks....
The videos she is uploading now are already part of the 21 videos in 8 days bs? (7 weeks of great creative content and her deserved holiday at pillow mountain)
Btw does that mean that she recorded 21 days of the 100 days weigh in the challenge in 8 days also???
( some day in May)
A-*get naked*
Scale- Hello! (record)
A-*hold 2 books and ask the butler to turn off the lights*
Scale- Hello! (record)
A- *Take a dump on her diaper, yelp for Becky to clean her up and turn on the fan, lights and a scented candle*
Scale- Hello (record)
A- *eats everything in the fridge and the fast food delivered by her butler*
Scale- Hello! (record)
A- *Tell the butler to turn on the AC, 3 fans, off the lights and go back to her deserved rest*
Scale- is off as she forgets to weigh in that "day".
A- " Snores loudly and stops breathing a few times between snores,"
(next day...)

 

[MG 620]

Thanks for ruining my favorite Hall & Oates song.

You're a rich gorl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the youtube money
You can rely on the youtube money
It's a bitch gorl and it's gone too far

 

[Damaged Goods]

The videos she is uploading now are already part of the 21 videos in 8 days bs? (7 weeks of great creative content and her deserved holiday at pillow mountain)
Btw does that mean that she recorded 21 days of the 100 days weigh in the challenge in 8 days also???

Yes, we are already seeing that pre-recorded content. No, she didn't record 21 weigh-ins in 8 days. As you can see, she weighs in (or forgets to) 3 times or so in one video, so the other pre-recorded stuff is idiotic content like hauls, mookbongs taste tests or 'eat with me' type deal situations, going outside for 10 minutes, etc.

 

[Xenomorph]

Shes on a high but isnt moving or doing anything lmao.

Whatever , AL at this point you are on borrowed time anyway.

 

[Basketball Jones]

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Uh oh gorls it seems we have been challenged by the Facebook mongs.

I mean...With a nose that Jew-y, it’s no wonder she’s scared of 4chan.

we need to make this into an amberlynn song

I had a bad day
I gained a few pounds
Can’t fit in the car
Now I can’t get around
I don’t even binge
I just over eat
My laaygs are swollen and it hurts my feet
I had a bad day
The haters all lie
I’m coming back down from my carb-loaded high
I had a bad day
I had bad day

 

[Whatthefuck]

Yes, we are already seeing that pre-recorded content. No, she didn't record 21 weigh-ins in 8 days. As you can see, she weighs in (or forgets to) 3 times or so in one video, so the other pre-recorded stuff is idiotic content like hauls, mookbongs taste tests or 'eat with me' type deal situations, going outside for 10 minutes, etc.

I'm not sure why anyone here is acting brand new. We know she does this shit. The entire summer we'll get this absolute shitfest content only it's going to be worse than last year. At least last year we had a change of scenery. We can't even get that at this point. Change of scenery involves waddling to another room or out the front door to the porch.

She starts feeling secure after having manipulated (or attempting to manipulate) her audience emotionally then proceeds to do fuck all for a month or more and push stale content. Last year, if you recall, she did her "Struggles Being Me" series right before the Pride Failfest. That shit was almost interminable. It felt like they had actually moved into that motel room and set up a permanent camp. She's so very predictable. Most adults can see their patterns. For instance, maybe a certain time of year is hard for you due to whatever, but you come to recognize that and you make adjustments to be able to cope and carry on as usual. Hamber has never been able to do this.

 

[Godless Goddess]

My take on Abba's Dancing queen....

Ooh
You can snack
You can dine
Nearing the end of your life
Ooh, see that gorl
Watch that bean,
She's a moderation queen

 

[Bitchboy95]

Ffs, do you guys need to make a separate thread for your song parodies, or will this end soon?

 

[Xenomorph]

Ffs, do you guys need to make a separate thread for your song parodies, or will this end soon?

Youre a binge gorl, and you've gone too far
Cause your bra dont fit you anyway
You can rely on that You Tube money
you can rely on the You Tube money
It's a bitch gorl, and youve eaten too much
Cause the floors about to give way
Can walk cant go too far cant go too far

 

[Bookish]

She just posted up a new video. Weird. I could've sworn I watched a little of a new video on her off-day yesterday, from Becky. It said 'new', but when I look, now, it's gone. I don't see a thread for the new video.

 

[Xenomorph]

She just posted up a new video. Weird. I could've sworn I watched a little of a new video on her off-day yesterday, from Becky. It said 'new', but when I look, now, it's gone. I don't see a thread for the new video, but I'm not making it.

This would make the second time Becky pulls down a video moments after its posted, weird.

 

[Aldora]

She just posted up a new video. Weird. I could've sworn I watched a little of a new video on her off-day yesterday, from Becky. It said 'new', but when I look, now, it's gone. I don't see a thread for the new video, but I'm not making it.

Amber will post videos and then private them shortly after as a way to trick the youtube system into monetising her video.

 

[Godless Goddess]

This would make the second time Becky pulls down a video moments after its posted, weird.

Does Becky have a channel or how do you know Becky is doing stuff?

 

[Xenomorph]

Does Becky have a channel or how do you know Becky is doing stuff?

She put up some kate winslet ode to kate video of clips of kate and then took it down

 

[Damaged Goods]

I'm not sure why anyone here is acting brand new. We know she does this shit. The entire summer we'll get this absolute shitfest content only it's going to be worse than last year. At least last year we had a change of scenery. We can't even get that at this point. Change of scenery involves waddling to another room or out the front door to the porch.

She starts feeling secure after having manipulated (or attempting to manipulate) her audience emotionally then proceeds to do fuck all for a month or more and push stale content. Last year, if you recall, she did her "Struggles Being Me" series right before the Pride Failfest. That shit was almost interminable. It felt like they had actually moved into that motel room and set up a permanent camp. She's so very predictable. Most adults can see their patterns. For instance, maybe a certain time of year is hard for you due to whatever, but you come to recognize that and you make adjustments to be able to cope and carry on as usual. Hamber has never been able to do this.

Oh yeah, absolutely. I was just clarifying it for Billie Ross. I think they might have gotten confused due to the way she schedules her videos all out of order.

You bring up an interesting point too about this time of year being harder for her. My guess is that the summer heat makes it even more unbearable for her to leave the house, and any extra physical exertion (even if it's just walkeeeen to the nearest tree and back) must be unthinkable.

 

[Billie Ross]

Yes, we are already seeing that pre-recorded content. No, she didn't record 21 weigh-ins in 8 days. As you can see, she weighs in (or forgets to) 3 times or so in one video, so the other pre-recorded stuff is idiotic content like hauls, mookbongs taste tests or 'eat with me' type deal situations, going outside for 10 minutes, etc.

She shows 4 days of weigh ins per video, already 8 days have passed.
I think anyone that really believes everyday weigh in is a different day is being naive.
All weigh ins from May up to the Winter (or maybe the rest of her life) were already recorded in that 8 days.
She things herself as so smart but the joke (and the 600lbs of fat) it's on her...

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Quoting this from another thread (is that poor form? Meh). I thought the discussion belonged here.

Alright, now I'm convinced that the real reason Amber wants to see her mom isn't because she wants to see her before she dies. I also don't think it's just to make people pity her.
Now I think she's trying to coax her mom into coming in to "save" her, so she can then guilt her mom for never being there to take care of her, and convince her to become Amber's caretaker to make up for her lost childhood or whatever. The need for the shit to be wiped from her San Andreas fault of an ass is getting too extreme and she's too ashamed to prove everyone right by asking Becky to do it for her. Who better to ask than her mom?
Because homegirl clearly doesn't care enough to make an effort.

I think you're onto something. It would also explain why AL is deadset on going to Oklahoma rather than flying her mom out to Kentucky: She wants out. It's no secret she hates KY, and if she can just get Becky away from her family for a bit, she's probably sure she could manipulate her into relocating permanently. And if not -- if Becky just chauffeurs her to OK and ultimately heads home -- it's not a huge loss because she's got a new caretaker AND she's no longer subject to the indignity of living two hours away from the nearest Cheesecake Factory.

Call me a haydur, call me a cynic, call me a conspiracy theorist, but every time I imagine the stupidest, most narcissistic, self-serving, and bizarre explanation for known facts, AL one ups me with a truly fucked-up sitchyation. If I think to myself, "Nah, it CANNOT POSSIBLY be that bad," it turns out to be much, much worse.

I just feel like this is one of those times.

 

[SweatyFupa]

Quoting this from another thread (is that poor form? Meh). I thought the discussion belonged here.





I think you're onto something. It would also explain why AL is deadset on going to Oklahoma rather than flying her mom out to Kentucky: She wants out. It's no secret she hates KY, and if she can just get Becky away from her family for a bit, she's probably sure she could manipulate her into relocating permanently. And if not -- if Becky just chauffeurs her to OK and ultimately heads home -- it's not a huge loss because she's got a new caretaker AND she's no longer subject to the indignity of living two hours away from the nearest Cheesecake Factory.

Call me a haydur, call me a cynic, call me a conspiracy theorist, but every time I imagine the stupidest, most narcissistic, self-serving, and bizarre explanation for known facts, AL one ups me with a truly fucked-up sitchyation. If I think to myself, "Nah, it CANNOT POSSIBLY be that bad," it turns out to be much, much worse.

I just feel like this is one of those times.

I think you're absolutely right.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Come to think of it, she's been talking about "moving out" a fair bit recently. I thought that perhaps Ricky and Eric (or, well, Ricky at least) had finally had enough and were deciding to not renew their lease or whatever.

But if she and Becky are already out of the state for a month (or longer... she was keen on it being an extended visit) and they had to find a new place to live anyway...

Alas, by her own reckoning she's at least 200 lbs away from making this fantasy a reality. Might as well order an extra side of rice.

Oh yeah, absolutely. I was just clarifying it for Billie Ross. I think they might have gotten confused due to the way she schedules her videos all out of order.

You bring up an interesting point too about this time of year being harder for her. My guess is that the summer heat makes it even more unbearable for her to leave the house, and any extra physical exertion (even if it's just walkeeeen to the nearest tree and back) must be unthinkable.

It's also a long dry spell between Easter and Halloween, and we're coming up to the midway point where it's hardest to keep up her morale. She only has cookouts to binge on until autumn, and then she gets Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day, and Easter, with their candy/general feasting/perfect excuses in fairly rapid succession.