🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[marjoram]

Nah, the Louis Vuitton bag idea was put into Big Al's dinky little brain ( Barbarella, was it you?) by one of our very own Farmers. Back when Al bought her ugly Michael Kors bag and was acting like it made her the most sophisticated swine in Kentucky, Farmers were talking about REAL quality, status bags and of course LV was mentioned. Thus proving once again that Al reads the Farms cause she started mooing about a LV bag directly afterwards...

Without the Farms, Big Al wouldn't know about LV bags if one bit her on her ginormous ass....

 

[Bliss]

She's been pulling in $10k a month until recently but can't make a $2k-$3k purchase? Right. The $10k a month is bs and wanting to make a large purchase is most likely bs too.
She wants to reward herself for all her hard work. Our gorl has reinvented herself on youtube and off, just like she said she would.

No she's trying to flex that she has enough money to buy it, but the bank wont let her (probably a $1000 debit card limit).

The flex doesn't really work since normal people have credit and good financial history. Amber is just ghetto rich

 

[ADHD]

No she's trying to flex that she has enough money to buy it, but the bank wont let her (probably a $1000 debit card limit).

The flex doesn't really work since normal people have credit and good financial history. Amber is just ghetto rich

She's got no real excuse, because she can call the bank, tell them how much she needs for her purchase, and they will temporarily increase her limit so she can complete the transaction.

Of course, if someone points that out to her, she'll fall back to "muh phone anxiety".

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

She's getting burned.

Too big for cremation, she far exceeds the weight limit for any retorts in the US. She's going in the ground.

 

[Cuck Duck]

Eric got shady on his vlog and confirmed AL cannot fit in the shower. I really wonder how she washes her hair. Maybe she sits on a chair and bends over the sink?

I hope Eric shares more stuff like this in the future since I know Amber won't

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

So by saying in her LV tweet "cool looks like I'll never get one now " is she admitting:
She is bedbound ?
She will never ever try to lose the weight ?
She can't send the Beckinator in to the store ?

 

[Pokemon 40 000]

It just amazes / disgusts me that she sticks her tongue out all the time as well as spearing as much food as possible onto her fork. Its like is she doesn't eat as fast as possible, someone is going to take the food away.

 

[Guardsman42]

Also it's not her bank..it's Becky's bank.

Hamber could pay outright for the LV bag with ease. I honestly think the fatbucks are drying up as well.

She isn't really flexing on any one with the LV bag thing either. Any one with a job -could- afford it, but they go 'Well it's a fucking bag' and spend money on shit that is useful or at least fun. Would you rather own a knock off design for 200 bucks and have another grand to throw at a badass beach vacation..or a LV..no one on the street will stop and gawk at?

She some how assumes if she was out in public people would gush all over the handbag. The spectacle of Hamber aside, no one really would notice. To most people, it's a handbag, a nice looking one, but that's just it. I think she assumes people besides her constantly see the dollar signs on items.

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

Also it's not her bank..it's Becky's bank.

Hamber could pay outright for the LV bag with ease. I honestly think the fatbucks are drying up as well.

She isn't really flexing on any one with the LV bag thing either. Any one with a job -could- afford it, but they go 'Well it's a fucking bag' and spend money on shit that is useful or at least fun. Would you rather own a knock off design for 200 bucks and have another grand to throw at a badass beach vacation..or a LV..no one on the street will stop and gawk at?

She some how assumes if she was out in public people would gush all over the handbag. The spectacle of Hamber aside, no one really would notice. To most people, it's a handbag, a nice looking one, but that's just it. I think she assumes people besides her constantly see the dollar signs on items.

Gorl just has to call the bank and they'll lift the limit. She's so dumb.

Also, I doubt she doesn't have an account, I'm pretty sure Youtube pays only direct deposit, but it's fun to think she's too lazy to get one.

 

[Guardsman42]

Gorl just has to call the bank and they'll lift the limit. She's so dumb.

Also, I doubt she doesn't have an account, I'm pretty sure Youtube pays only direct deposit, but it's fun to think she's too lazy to get one.

As far as I recall, it's direct deposited into Becky's account.

Also she has no need to raise her credit limit. I assure you any retailer dealing in that level of stuff, would let her do it on a payment plan. She's just that damn broke now. It would explain the fact she's been doing cheap ass dollar store hauls etc. Even pre-recorded, it shows she was hurting for the fatshekels at the time of the recording.

 

[ADHD]

Also she has no need to raise her credit limit.

She needs them to temporarily raise her debit limit, not her credit limit.

 

[Twinkie]

She needs them to temporarily raise her debit limit, not her credit limit.

Excuse me gorl I think you mean she needs to higher the limit

Anyway, a few years ago after she bought that camera she never films with and the macbook pro that she only uses to watch youtube videos, AL was asked what her next spendy purchase would be and she said an LV bag. It's not a new idea she just came up with. I'm not sure why she's bragging about buying one (or having enough to buy one) at this point though.

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

Anyway, a few years ago after she bought that camera she never films with and the macbook pro that she only uses to watch youtube videos, AL was asked what her next spendy purchase would be and she said an LV bag. It's not a new idea she just came up with. I'm not sure why she's bragging about buying one (or having enough to buy one) at this point though.

Really boggles the mind that she wants to buy a handbag that costs more than a Mac Book Pro. To each their own, but her priorities are hilarious.

The thought of a $1k+ purse swinging from her scooter, with her cart filled with dollarstore junk is a funny picture.

 

[Damaged Goods]

She actually can't call and raise the limit. This was recommended to her and she answered her bank won't do it. They told her she'd have to go to her bank and purchase the handbag right in front of them. A lady who is a former bank employee explained that this means AL's account doesn't fulfill the requirements the bank has that would allow a client to temporarily raise the credit limit.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Eric got shady on his vlog and confirmed AL cannot fit in the shower.

Thanks for enduring Eric's parade of stupidity to find that little gem of information. I screenshotted it for posterity:

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It wasn't shade and Eric didn't confirm anything. He was trying to be sarcastic. Before moving on to the next question he says "It was such a ridiculous question it deserved a ridiculous answer". We can all assume whatever we want about AL's hygiene practices or lack thereof (clearly if she got stuck in the shower 50lbs ago she can't fit in it now), but we can't say Eric confirmed it.

IIRC our gorl did cut off a few inches back when she went to a salon and got that ghastly ombre dyejob. I think if she weren't too big to leave the house she'd go get a bit of it chopped. She's too scared and too much of a control freak to let Becky cut it, even though when your hair is that long it's ridiculously easy to trim it yourself.

She did let Becky trim it once. Destiny too. She just thinks the longer her hair is, the more feminine she looks and she's willing to compromise the health of her hair to avoid losing even a few precious centimeters.

 

[Bunny]

It just amazes / disgusts me that she sticks her tongue out all the time as well as spearing as much food as possible onto her fork. Its like is she doesn't eat as fast as possible, someone is going to take the food away.

Like when she and Becks did that Taco Bell vid and she asked Becky why she doesn't eat faster and then said "if you eat faster, you get more!"

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Amber: That cycle isn't true I won't fall into it this time yall don't know my life booboo

Also Amber after starting a new plan, then acting like it doesn't exist, and being a cunt on twitter:
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PHASE 3 LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good choice, Amber.

A Louis Vuitton is gonna solve all your problems.

What do you think guys?

 

[ricecake]

If the welfare queens I see buying groceries on foodstamps can figure out how to get their acrylic nailed hands on a LV bag, surely Amby can figure it out as well.

 

[Godless Goddess]

I think they did confirm that AL can't fit in the shower. It's telling which parts of the story people are willing to defend/refute.. and they made sure to let us know that Eric had candles before AL moved in. They never refuted that she couldn't fit in the shower

 

[Whatthefuck]

I think they did confirm that AL can't fit in the shower. It's telling which parts of the story people are willing to defend/refute.. and they made sure to let us know that Eric had candles before AL moved in. They never refuted that she couldn't fit in the shower

Well, she was getting stuck getting in the shower this time last year and that was at least 60 elbees ago. Simple physics tells you there’s no way she’s getting in there now. Further, she can’t stand up for more than a couple of minutes at a time, she’s admitted this. We don’t need their confirmation, we can read between the lines.