🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

When deathfats lose weight their gall bladder usually gets worse, not better. It's probably different for normal-sized people, but it's very common for hamplanets to need a gall bladder surgery after having WLS or getting it together on their own and losing significant weight.

As big as she is and as far back as she claims her gall bladder issues go, I doubt her stones are small enough to pass. If she is having gall bladder issues now she will definitely need it removed as she loses weight ( )

re: surgery, it isn't just the risk of her fat crushing her chest. Laproscopic tools are only so long. If you're too fat and needed emergency surgery, they'd have to really open you up (the way they used to do it before laproscopy) because your layer of blubber is so thick that the laproscopic tools can't get deep enough in there to work properly. That's probably changing, however due to expanding waistlines worldwide.

Also yes, she would need health insurance to get a gall bladder surgery, unless it was a life-threatening emergency.

 

[Soda Sink]

I'm 100% positive that whenever Becky tried to talk about Amber's weight, it's met with embarrassment and deflection. Only Amber can mention her mass, because then she can control the narrative and she can still keep her "healthy, just big" thing going by steering the conversation while Necks lazily nods along.

 

[marjoram]

That's probably more narcissist shit. She stole Destiny's stories, because hers are "I was in the kitchen washing shit and feeling sorry for myself." ......

Like Big Al ever washed a dish....she set up the dining room before meals and vacuumed after. She hung around the place so much they created a "job" for her part time. When she wasn't following Density around she was in the kitchen mooching food. And she NEVER mentioned any of those things happening at the time, tho I'm sure many of the residents (and staff) WANTED to throw piss at her.

 

[Cuck Duck]

I feel like as Amber's content has gotten duller, stupid reactions have gotten more common.** People literally rage over the dumbest shit. Like, no matter what she does or says someone will nitpick it, even if it's not an excuse or a lie or anything reasonable to mock. She could say "Cucumbers are healthy" and someone would say "They're mostly water wow she's so dumb" but then again, she's morbidly obese, and they don't get equal respect. I'm not being sarcastic. I am ruthless too. But yeah. I am prepared for "if you're mad on the internet leave the site"

**Is it because they have nothing else to comment on in these dry times?

TL;DR Amber has so many faults, why do some people feel compelled to add more

 

[Twinkie]

**Is it because they have nothing else to comment on in these dry times?

Short answer is yes. This is reflected in all the reaction/comedy edit channels. They're giving her nothing to work with and the same is true on snark sites like this one. There's not much to talk about so yeah, nitpicking happens.

I think it's pretty rare that people get legit mad about dumb shit like her making a tasting video and not even attempting to adequately describe the food.

 

[Strine]

More Miley stanning. Grammarlynn tries to look sophistimicated with the "I" while mixing subjective and objective pronouns and, as always, doesn't hyphenate.

Is her on the same wave length as you, Amber? Is her really?

 

[Guardsman42]

When deathfats lose weight their gall bladder usually gets worse, not better. It's probably different for normal-sized people, but it's very common for hamplanets to need a gall bladder surgery after having WLS or getting it together on their own and losing significant weight.

As big as she is and as far back as she claims her gall bladder issues go, I doubt her stones are small enough to pass. If she is having gall bladder issues now she will definitely need it removed as she loses weight ( )

re: surgery, it isn't just the risk of her fat crushing her chest. Laproscopic tools are only so long. If you're too fat and needed emergency surgery, they'd have to really open you up (the way they used to do it before laproscopy) because your layer of blubber is so thick that the laproscopic tools can't get deep enough in there to work properly. That's probably changing, however due to expanding waistlines worldwide.

Also yes, she would need health insurance to get a gall bladder surgery, unless it was a life-threatening emergency.

Actually the tools really won't get much improvement with the current Tech. IE; human controlled.

These things still require a surgeon to be able to use them effectively. There is only so much you can do to make them reach further before you also sacrifice the proper motor skills to even do the surgery.

Also the fact is if you eat your self to the point there is so much fat on your back that you can't have a surgery done properly, no amount of tools is going to help.

Just as an example to try your self and pertaining to a major issue for deathfats; their spines can't be operated on. If you reach behind your back and gently press and rub, you can feel your spine, even being 30-50 pounds overweight you can easily feel it.

A deathfat like Hamber could have over 6 inches of just fat over their spine. A surgeon will never have a tool that lets them safetly perform a back surgery with that much fat to go through. I'm sure alot of deathfats end up bed bound exactly because of shit like ruptured discs and they end up whacked out on opiods etc.

I'll end rant, but go ahead, try to envision having that 6 or more inches of blubber over your spine.

'big but hulthy ya'all'

Short answer is yes. This is reflected in all the reaction/comedy edit channels. They're giving her nothing to work with and the same is true on snark sites like this one. There's not much to talk about so yeah, nitpicking happens.

I think it's pretty rare that people get legit mad about dumb shit like her making a tasting video and not even attempting to adequately describe the food.

Let us be honest..part of why she is a lolcow is because infact, we can nitpick about her lies etc.

If you didn't dig into her life, she's just a dumb fat girl. The real fun is destroying her life around her. She seethes about it.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Has she tweeted about Miley’s hilariously bad Black Mirror episode yet?

 

[Damaged Goods]

Twinkie's vet says she's healthy, just big!






And, to the surprise of absolutely no one, the pink weights have already been tossed into the hoard:

 

[Phalanx]

The current Amber is honestly the worst its been in years and I would take the 12 pre-recorded pride that never was over this shit. I dont know who she is fooling creating 21 pre recorded trash. She is getting no fans and her views are slowly dwindling. All I am saying Amber should of saved money when she was getting better views because those days are long gone and like her life it is all downhill from here.

There must be a reason why this stuff is pre recorded you just dont pre record 21 videos for no reason. She must be bed bound as fuck by this point

 

[raritycunt]

Has she tweeted about Miley’s hilariously bad Black Mirror episode yet?

I believe so, once she was done creaming over it

 

[EH 110]

Twinkie's vet says she's healthy, just big!
Ver archivo adjunto 788007
Ver archivo adjunto 788008

"I helped her lose weight then but she gained again."
Amber, you're a moron. As the owner, YOU control your dog's diet. Twinky is fat because YOU feed her too much. She would easily lose weight if YOU stop feeding her so much food. A chihuahua is supposed to be a small dog.

"Dogs have natrual extinct, right?"
Do they?

 

[angela_mariac]

Twinkie's vet says she's healthy, just big!
Ver archivo adjunto 788007
Ver archivo adjunto 788008
Ver archivo adjunto 788009
Ver archivo adjunto 788010
Ver archivo adjunto 788011


And, to the surprise of absolutely no one, the pink weights have already been tossed into the hoard:
Ver archivo adjunto 788012

Reading all the post i felt reading the excuses and diagnosis that according to her the doctors give her every time she goes to ER......Twinkie and her are Big but healthy.... Sure Jan...... and about the pink dumbbells, in fact, Eric shows them in one of the mother's day vlogs next to his nephew's toys to shade her ....

 

[literally low-key]

In the second tweet about Twinkie chasing the squirrel she says, "I wouldn't ever let her actually get a hold of a living animal, jeez".

How the hell would you have stopped her? Would you have chased after her? LMAO at you Amber bitch.

 

[Xenomorph]

I feel like as Amber's content has gotten duller, stupid reactions have gotten more common.** People literally rage over the dumbest shit. Like, no matter what she does or says someone will nitpick it, even if it's not an excuse or a lie or anything reasonable to mock. She could say "Cucumbers are healthy" and someone would say "They're mostly water wow she's so dumb" but then again, she's morbidly obese, and they don't get equal respect. I'm not being sarcastic. I am ruthless too. But yeah. I am prepared for "if you're mad on the internet leave the site"

**Is it because they have nothing else to comment on in these dry times?

TL;DR Amber has so many faults, why do some people feel compelled to add more

This is not isolated incidents.
This is for a lot of us the culmination of the same bullshit cycle for 3 years or more.
Now folks here have pretty good critiques on AL, if you are talking about Facebook r.e.t.a.r.d.s. or twitter or YT commenters yes their shit is weak. This is why AL wouldn't dare come on here and try her shit because we are onto her about the real shit not the petty trash those others basic idiots, do.

 

[I never almost drownded]

It's so ludicrous that she can't see Twinkie is actually unhealthy. Twinkie Storr spends most of her days sleeping (snoring from all the extra weight on her) and when she isn't, she's waddling as fast as she can move her overburdened lil body. That dog definitely has signs of joint stress and mobility issues, as well as breathing issues from being an unfit/fat small dog. This isn't just from someone looking for something to shit on ALR about; I've had family whose dogs have sadly got to the same condition and exhibited all these classic signs. It's sad that ALR, who I'm sure does really love that lil dog, doesn't see it.

 

[Bunny]

I wish Destiny had taken Twinkie. She looks so unhappy. I'd be pretty unhappy too if I had to live with that loud bitch.

 

[Mandaark]

Way to throw Becky under the bus. "No, she's not trying to lose weight like moi, she's just eating less because of a personal reason that I will mention but won't actually explain so you can speculate : )"

For a sec I was like BECKY GOT THE BEETUS but then I realized ALR would totally throw her under the bus, then ask it to run Necks over a 2nd time for good measure.
"See? Big but healthy no beetus here UNLIKE BECKY I mean oops." And then she just glares at her in jealousy for losing weight

 

[Damaged Goods]

I wish Destiny had taken Twinkie. She looks so unhappy. I'd be pretty unhappy too if I had to live with that loud bitch.

You really don't. Destiny and Dana got rid of all their their animals before they moved back to Florida.

 

[Whatthefuck]

And, to the surprise of absolutely no one, the pink weights have already been tossed into the hoard:

This, this right here is so very classic Hamber. Some rando asks her two questions. One can be easily, if vaguely, answered. The other requiring a bit more information. She will ALWAYS, without fail answer the question she can give a vague one word answer to and perhaps a laugh-cry eeeemmoooojeeeee. The meat and potatoes of this tweet was the are you making progress question. Completely ignored.

Y'all, I don't follow this dumb bitch and therefore do not interact with her whatsoever, but if you're going to, ask one very direct open ended question that can't be answered with one word. She probably won't respond, but these kinds of tweets irritate the shit out me.