🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

That eyefucking was a pretty good indication of how seriously she's taking things these days. Sure, she's getting closer to death each day, but wouldn't dying her hair be super cah-yuut? Anyways, welcome back Albert– I've missed your uploads, regardless of their abysmal quality content.

It's always so weird when she leaves these "serious" messages and still uses a filter. What an idiot

It's because she's so painfully vain she cannot accept how she really looks.

It would be sad if she wasn't a manipulative cunt.

It kills me how she cant get through one video or SC, without eye fucking the shit out of herself. It baffles me on where these cows get all this self confidence and vanity from. I cant tell if theyre delusional or just that narcissistic. In one breath saying 'mental things are hard' to 'i look suuuuper cuuutte'. You cant be serious for two seconds? Cant even fake it for the camera? Too wrapped up in your own gravitational pull that you think the whole universe revolves around your fat arse. I hope its an ugly cry mooookbong where she admits to binging and gaining all the weight back plus more. That would make my week tbh.

 

[lurkingcow]

She gets out of breath just from talking. It'd be more handjob than blowjob.

Maybe she’d actually lose some weight then, it’s like a shake weight = exercise

 

[ButMuhCondishuns]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8IfD_MJ8r3k
She says she'll upload tommorrow and she might get a lot of hate.

Mental things is scary, y'all

 

[EH 110]

Amber is going to be vague about her absence. She'll make some snotty remarks about how it's personal and none of our business. Then, we'll get the usual crap food and Torrid footage. Seeing if Becky gained weight (I hope so!) is all I care about.

 

[FitBitch]

It kills me how she cant get through one video or SC, without eye fucking the shit out of herself. It baffles me on where these cows get all this self confidence and vanity from. I cant tell if theyre delusional or just that narcissistic. In one breath saying 'mental things are hard' to 'i look suuuuper cuuutte'. You cant be serious for two seconds? Cant even fake it for the camera? Too wrapped up in your own gravitational pull that you think the whole universe revolves around your fat arse. I hope its an ugly cry mooookbong where she admits to binging and gaining all the weight back plus more. That would make my week tbh.

Amber doesn't cry while she's eating. Eating is the only thing that consoles her. "My soul was empty so I had two ramens" was probably accidentally the most artful thing she's ever said about her situation.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It kills me how she cant get through one video or SC, without eye fucking the shit out of herself. It baffles me on where these cows get all this self confidence and vanity from. I cant tell if theyre delusional or just that narcissistic. In one breath saying 'mental things are hard' to 'i look suuuuper cuuutte'. You cant be serious for two seconds? Cant even fake it for the camera? Too wrapped up in your own gravitational pull that you think the whole universe revolves around your fat arse. I hope its an ugly cry mooookbong where she admits to binging and gaining all the weight back plus more. That would make my week tbh.

If you use any sort of SC filter you are automatically not taken seriously by me. In fact, rate me mad on the internet, but I think you should be burned at the stake for using those things.

 

[Twinkie]

Maybe she’d actually lose some weight then, it’s like a shake weight = exercise

Nah she used to give handjobs all the time in high school, still weighed over 400 elbees

 

[Whatthefuck]

Nah she used to give handjobs all the time in high school, still weighed over 400 elbees

Heh, but the idea of watching that massive gelatinous mass jiggle using a shake weight is so satisfying.

 

[chicken wings]

It's called My 600lb Life for a reason. Maybe this is going to be her new submission tape.

Some of the people on the show were lighter than what she currently is. Shes way more than qualified.

 

[sperginity]

Nah she used to give handjobs all the time in high school, still weighed over 400 elbees

so what you're saying is she could lose well over a hundred pounds on the Hand Job Diet

 

[Damaged Goods]

If you use any sort of SC filter you are automatically not taken seriously by me. In fact, rate me mad on the internet, but I think you should be burned at the stake for using those things.

Same, but then again you and I aren't dainty sooperkyuuuuut princesses with a small hole. We really can't judge.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I don't have Twitter but I hear she's in full indignant/defensive mode after posting this video that she (in her words) knew would get hate.

Her life is like an Arrested Development gag.

Amberlynn: So this next video I'm going to post is probably going to get some hate.
Ron Howard: It did.

 

[Aldora]

Amber doesnt care about hate, she just wants to eat and get paid!

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

My head exploded like in Scanners reading this logic.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Big AL and her fatlogic. Never change, gorl. Never change.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I don't have Twitter but I hear she's in full indignant/defensive mode after posting this video that she (in her words) knew would get hate.

Here you go gorl

Spoiler: tweets (7 images)

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Here you go gorl

Spoiler: tweets (7 images)

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Uh wow...."being me" means eating large quantities of food, shopping, losing mobility and gaining weight. So yeah, you can't be you and get healthy, you don't change - you're fucked.

"I should just keep my mouth shut lmao"

 

[clusterfuckk]

"I should just keep my mouth shut lmao"

Finally the first good idea Albert has come up with. Mind you we wouldn't have the trainwreck to watch. Hmmm dilemma.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Finally the first good idea Albert has come up with. Mind you we wouldn't have the trainwreck to watch. Hmmm dilemma.

This will never happen, that is the hole where food goes in and lies come out.

 

[wetcarpet]

https://youtu.be/S_ke7Xf5HN0


Buckle the fuck up