🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Who Now]

she follows her pattern so well, she's "going through a lot", but she'll never elaborate on that for us

Whenever she is going through a lot, she will later say it is "family" stuff. Which really means someone went to jail, got out of jail, is on drugs, is now off drugs, etc. Or, it's Ricky being sick of her shit, or Becky's family is sick of her shit. This is followed up by binging. So she is right on time now with a ton of binging for days and now she is going to, pick one: 1. See a new doctor/shrink/nutriionist, 2. "Taking care of me for a change", or 3. Going on a new diet (oh, excuse me, not supposed to say "diet", it;s a weight loss journey) and/or exercising. I'm getting so bored

 

[literally low-key]

What are those two red marks in the filter? Are those suppose to be tears? Why are they red? I'm so confused! Somebody, HELP!

It doesn't matter where she moves pillow mountain to, her life will be exactly the same.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

How Amber sees Becky: Enabler, held in check with not very complex web of abuse, manipulation, and gaslighting. Wipes her ass, and doesn't say "boo" when she slams down a 10,000 calorie meal. Is "lesbian" because it benefits her. Brings her food - relationship is important to her.*

How Becky sees Amber: "Dem tittays"

* I firmly believe that if Becky's family gets her away from Amber, Amber will happily suck a dick, if that dick brings her food.

You know, I actually wonder if Becky has the foresight to see that the relationship won't go anywhere and that's why she won't leave Monticello. She knows she can fall back on friends and family if her relationship with Big AL goes south. By all intents and purposes, Becky is a simple enabler, however, I wonder if she low-key knows that she won't be with Hamber forever and what Rafe said about their relationship was true.

I agree that they are both using each other, with Becky feeding off Big AL's gravity of infamy and Big AL needing someone to abuse and manipulate. I don't doubt for one fuckin second that Hamber would drop Becky and go back with Destiny in a heartbeat and I sometimes wonder if Becky realizes that.

I also wonder if Hamber didn't sour the relationship between Tom Thumb and the gays and which side of the fence they would land at if those two would ever break apart, after all, Eric got his fanbase because of fat ass Amber.

 

[Mimly]

What are those two red marks in the filter? Are those suppose to be tears? Why are they red? I'm so confused! Somebody, HELP!

They're supposed to be hearts, her face is so deformed it messes up the filter. How sad.

 

[meepmapmop]

My guess for the new video is MUH DEPRESSUN and crying video explaining that she gained all the weight back but that she's proud of herself for losing the 20 pounds (or whatever meagre amount she was able to). She always takes her epic failures and massages it into a victory somehow instead of just admitting she fucked up and should take responsibility for it.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I bet she's going to announce that she's not mentally ready to lose weight. It was too stressful to count calories and not deal with her issues without bingeen.

This is one of the most rage inducingly stupid thing she says. If she lost even 50 lbs she’d see a tremendous improvement in her mental health and well being.

 

[Xenomorph]

Whatever its going to be will be more boring than anything we are guessing. Bet on that.

 

[aerostar88]

That eyefucking was a pretty good indication of how seriously she's taking things these days. Sure, she's getting closer to death each day, but wouldn't dying her hair be super cah-yuut? Anyways, welcome back Albert– I've missed your uploads, regardless of their abysmal quality content.

 

[queef wellington]

eughhh that snapchat story. "who thinks i should dye my hair like this?" ...no one?? maybe focus on losing a few hundred pounds before dyeing your greasy ass hair?? that'd be nice

 

[MissyMissy]

Whatever its going to be will be more boring than anything we are guessing. Bet on that.

Yep. The guesses are always better than actual content. Sometimes I think she reads the guesses and intentional goes against them.

 

[Twinkie]

What will be amazing is if she uploads some shit that's boring AND prefilmed

 

[MissyMissy]

What will be amazing is if she uploads some shit that's boring AND prefilmed

Lmao this is 100% what's gonna happen

 

[Fartistry]

Do you think she finally reached the big ol 6 0 0 and was freaking out for a bit?
A while ago lot of kiwis predicted she would reach it around May/June

It's called My 600lb Life for a reason. Maybe this is going to be her new submission tape.

 

[Gorl68]

eughhh that snapchat story. "who thinks i should dye my hair like this?" ...no one?? maybe focus on losing a few hundred pounds before dyeing your greasy ass hair?? that'd be nice

Oh honey... You need to love yourself NOW! Al believes in beauty at every size

 

[Strine]

Gorl, this isn't the kind of dying you need to be concerned about. Seriously though, if you're going to eat yourself to death because putting down the fork isn't worth living for - and you are going to do this, you pathetic sow - at least do it in the public eye. This bitch is so boring now; not even appearing online until she needs adsense shekels to replenish the binge fund. It's just going to be this shitty content cycle until she's dead in a couple of years now; thinking she's a victim because she chose to eat four lifetime's worth of food in less than half of a lifetime's years. It's over.

 

[Who Now]

That eyefucking was a pretty good indication of how seriously she's taking things these days.

It's always so weird when she leaves these "serious" messages and still uses a filter. What an idiot

 

[ADHD]

It's time to just be myself

So long, Humblelynn! Cuntylynn is coming back!

 

[Mr Foster]

It's always so weird when she leaves these "serious" messages and still uses a filter. What an idiot

It's because she's so painfully vain she cannot accept how she really looks.

It would be sad if she wasn't a manipulative cunt.

 

[ADHD]

* I firmly believe that if Becky's family gets her away from Amber, Amber will happily suck a dick, if that dick brings her food.

She gets out of breath just from talking. It'd be more handjob than blowjob.

 

[EH 110]

Whenever she is going through a lot, she will later say it is "family" stuff.

That always sounds strange coming for someone who doesn't really have family. Sure, they might post a couple of Facebook comments per year, but how many years has it been since she's seen them in person? Unless they come to Kentucky, I doubt they'll be together again.