🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

FTFY. Bitch could be seen from the fucking International Space Station.
(And yes, I get the joke about her not being seen online. I'm just trying to generate some LOLs.)

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2% reduced fat...'til she had her week long (and counting) bingeapalooza

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8IfD_MJ8r3k
She says she'll upload tommorrow and she might get a lot of hate.

She needs SC filters to make the whites of her eyes actually white instead of yellow. Also, "time to be true to myself"?? "Didn't want to bombard you guys with my issues"?? Gorl...huh? Since when have you not done either of those things? Oh Amber, you humble, dainty people-pleaser you...

 

[Whatthefuck]

YES, she binged and got fatter! You go, gorl! 600lb is only a couple of weeks away. You can do it!

Y'all, I think I had June in the 600 elbee pool. Winner winner orange chicken dinner.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

she refuses to ever leave Kentucky again because while she lived in Tennessee with Nena she missed out on her nephews' lives.

It would be so tragic and not at all hilarious if they left Kentucky to placate Amber and another nephew died.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I find it really amusing that her big video post after two weeks in the Cheesecake Factory wilderness is a video that will "probably get a lot of hate." Not that I don't expect her to be retarded but it's like she learned nothing from the Shrimpgate and en masse unsub from a while back. If you think something is going to piss people off and generate hate comments, why post it?

I mean the only reason that someone would do that is cynically being awful to get hate views to feed their out of control eating and shopping addictions. But our gorl is above things like that now, right?

 

[InTheMorning]

How Amber sees Becky: Enabler, held in check with not very complex web of abuse, manipulation, and gaslighting. Wipes her ass, and doesn't say "boo" when she slams down a 10,000 calorie meal. Is "lesbian" because it benefits her. Brings her food - relationship is important to her.*

How Becky sees Amber: "Dem tittays"

* I firmly believe that if Becky's family gets her away from Amber, Amber will happily suck a dick, if that dick brings her food.

 

[Gorl68]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8IfD_MJ8r3k
She says she'll upload tommorrow and she might get a lot of hate.

"I've just been going through a lot.. mentully"
*Eyefucks self*
Absolutely disgusting. I love how the filers can never recognize her gigantic moon face, the hair part overlays her forehead skin.

 

[smallmilk]

Do you think she finally reached the big ol 6 0 0 and was freaking out for a bit?
A while ago lot of kiwis predicted she would reach it around May/June

 

[Dry Gorl]

It would be so tragic and not at all hilarious if they left Kentucky to placate Amber and another nephew died.

I probably shouldn't have laughed so hard at this. I always found the Becky nephew saga fascinating. No matter how much they die, there seems to be an endless supply of them. I don't even know how many she has now.

I wonder if Amber is even capable of moving to another place (not that they ever will.) Imagine if her body swells from the heat/sitting down for a prolonged period, and they have to use jaws of life or something to pull her out.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I wonder if Amber is even capable of moving to another place (not that they ever will.)

She'd be a solid 2 in Alaska.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Damn, you guys gorls truly have her cycle locked down. Seems like she kind of faked some of us out for a little bit but at this rate I'm guessing tomorrow's video is going to be an 'I'm not going to diet anymore' announcement which will probably be followed by some kind of shopping haul video and/or mukbang. Wowza.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I bet she's going to announce that she's not mentally ready to lose weight. It was too stressful to count calories and not deal with her issues without bingeen.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Do you think she finally reached the big ol 6 0 0 and was freaking out for a bit?
A while ago lot of kiwis predicted she would reach it around May/June

It's going to be July. It has to be. That was my prediction and I'm never wrong except for when I am.

 

[Dry Gorl]

I bet she's going to announce that she's not mentally ready to lose weight. It was too stressful to count calories and not deal with her issues without bingeen.

Yup, and along with that she'll announce that her alleged appointment with a psychiatrist "didn't work out", "she's not ready", "she's doing so well on her own you guise!" Therapy/medicine can't compare with Amber's googling skills and self-diagnoses.

 

[InTheMorning]

She'd be a solid 2 in Alaska.

On the Richter scale?

 

[むらさき]

Did anyone happen to screen record Broccoli Boi Eric's SnapChat? I abhor that app. but actually want to see Miss Cunty Lynn's appearance.

 

[Xenomorph]

Its still missing.

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question

does her labia hang lower than he earlobes?

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

question

does her labia hang lower than he earlobes?

Does her labe hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do her labe hang low?


I'll see myself out...

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

lol did she go the way of Chantal; buy a food tray, blessing us with a mukbang?

Chantal bought the food tray to use in her car. Amber is a 28 year old virgin who can't drive

edit: for clarity

 

[ChubbyChaser]

lol she follows her pattern so well, she's "going through a lot", but she'll never elaborate on that for us. And she'll get a lot of hate for her video tomorrow. It's either a Torrid haul no one asks for or she already gave up on her diet two weeks ago.

 

[mekalekahi]

I probably shouldn't have laughed so hard at this. I always found the Becky nephew saga fascinating. No matter how much they die, there seems to be an endless supply of them. I don't even know how many she has now.

I wonder if Amber is even capable of moving to another place (not that they ever will.) Imagine if her body swells from the heat/sitting down for a prolonged period, and they have to use jaws of life or something to pull her out.

Ive never heard what place shes looking to move but my guess is Lexington or a bigger town with more food and a target. I know she loves florida, and if shes looking to move back to where she grew up that would be crazy because ive never seen someone her size in the area scooting around the store. Either way she wouldn't make the trip anywhere even if Becky said ok to the move so shes essentially stuck