🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Dry Gorl dijo:
Amber definitely doesn't feel the same love for Becky as she did for Density. But in a way, that might enrage her even more. If a loser like Becky who has no other options (Dusty had Dana) doesn't want her, then what does that say about Amber? In her mind, she is a beautiful dainty princess who did an enormous favor to Becky (whom she doesn't even like) by taking her under her wing and paying for her graphic tees. Bruising a narcissist's ego is perhaps even worse than breaking their heart.

Btw, the "mother's day" snapchat by Eric seems like peak Cuntylynn. That death glare in her eyes, man... I wonder why she would look so pissed. Depressed people generally aren't bitchy and angry, more like sad and listless. This is why I suspect there may be something else going on.
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Gorl also looks done up for someone who claims to be depressed. Maybe Eric snapped her because the binge monster was about to possess her.

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Dingleberry Cupcakes dijo:
I highly suspect she's had any side-effects from the "mental" drugs she tried. She wants an excuse to not take them and would embellish any little difference in her mood/body as the medicines fault. She's scared to use them because she'll have accountability for her failures.
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like her weight loss and diet attempts.. she said the optavia was amazing for but she had to find a reason to quit.
 
AL loves how special being depressed makes her and all the excuses that come from it. I feel sorry for people who wish they weren't depressed and hate being depressed but not her. Her alleged depression is just another sore to pick. She can stay that way since she seems to love it so much.
 
When Big Al says she "was diagnosed with depression a year ago" is she referring to the Better Help fiasco???

You gotta be kidding me. Dumb bitch never learns.
 
I'm getting so bummed when I pop in here after noon and there's no mention of a new video still. Come on, Amber- we need some fresh entertainment around here!
 
Well to be fair, I'm sure she has depression, with a body like hers, I don't think you'd be able to find a single human being who wasn't depressed about being hideous, unhealthy, in pain and with crazy hormonal imbalances that make your moods go apeshit

Ok so here's a question, how long would our gorl have to stay in the straight and narrow for you guys to believe she's actually changed?

Yeah, I know, nowadays a week is pushing it, and she's too far gone and all that, don't be buzzkills. Look at it as "if you were stuck in a deserted island" type questions, cause we all know the only way our girl is losing weight is the XL cremation oven, but hypothetically, if a miracle happened, how many elbees and days would it take?

Personally, I'd say she needs to do it for well over a year, maybe two, and lose at least 200 pounds, cause she already relapsed from 89 pounds, and even then I'd be skeptical. Maybe if she stopped being a cunt I could lower it, but that would be another miracle on its own.
 
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She must be on one legendary binge right now. I have my fingers crossed that cuntylynn makes an appearance soon and points the finger at her viewers for her latest fuck up.

modereishaun dijo:
Ok so here's a question, how long would our gorl have to stay in the straight and narrow for you guys to believe she's actually changed?
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Nothing she can do will ever convince me. I'm not trying to be harsh, but gorl's got an addictive personality disorder. It's a ticking timebomb that will always be there and one indulgence can set off another downward spiral. You'd have to rewire the way she thinks completely for her to ever get past those hurdles, and even then she might just replace her addiction to stuffing her gullet with another one. It's unfortunate.
 
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modereishaun dijo:
Ok so here's a question, how long would our gorl have to stay in the straight and narrow for you guys to believe she's actually changed?
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Call me an a-log if you will, but I sadly think Amber is past the point of no return, at least when it comes to being able to willingly make the changes that she needs to make, at this point I think that only a huge medical emergency will make her change and even then I dont think she will take it seriously. I imagine it will be akin to Tammy Slaton being in hospital and having some success whilst in hospital but only half heartily and as soon as she is discharged the old behaviours will take over again.
 
modereishaun dijo:
Ok so here's a question, how long would our gorl have to stay in the straight and narrow for you guys to believe she's actually changed?

Yeah, I know, nowadays a week is pushing it, and she's too far gone and all that, don't be buzzkills. Look at it as "if you were stuck in a deserted island" type questions, cause we all know the only way our girl is losing weight is the XL cremation oven, but hypothetically, if a miracle happened, how many elbees and days would it take?

Personally, I'd say she needs to do it for well over a year, maybe two, and lose at least 200 pounds, cause she already relapsed from 89 pounds, and even then I'd be skeptical. Maybe if she stopped being a cunt I could lower it, but that would be another miracle on its own.
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Ok, I'll play. I'd say like a year and 100 elbees. Wouldn't change her status as a massive cunt, though. That's too ingrained in her being at this point. But I could see her getting a REAL health scare, like a clot that starts moving towards her lungs and forces her to consider her mortality for more than 2 seconds. Optimistic, I know. But for a "Deserted Island" kinda question, that's the best I can offer. A good, healthy dose of FEAR to move Amber's fatass into action would be her only hope for change.

Have to agree with @Aldora, though. The moment she's out of the danger zone or has simply adapted to new levels of discomfort, she'll just go back to old habits. She's predictable, if nothing else.
 
modereishaun dijo:
Ok so here's a question, how long would our gorl have to stay in the straight and narrow for you guys to believe she's actually changed?
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It wouldn't matter the time or amount of weight lost, to me Amber would still always be Cuntylynn for all the dumb, irresponsible, and down right nasty things she's done to other people. If she did start making progress and not backpedaling, we'd still see those big bitch moments sprinkled throughout.

The problem has never been the weight, it's her disgusting attitude towards life and other people. That's why she's a lolcow, that's why people hatewatch, that's why people joke and laugh when she follows her predictable cycle. If she disappeared from all social media and reappeared in a year and a half after loosing weight and trying to be a better person, I would still be suspicious of her motivations.

idk man, call me bitter or mad on the internet, but I wouldn't ever trust Amberlynn to really change.
 
Dingleberry Cupcakes dijo:
I highly suspect she's had any side-effects from the "mental" drugs she tried. She wants an excuse to not take them and would embellish any little difference in her mood/body as the medicines fault. She's scared to use them because she'll have accountability for her failures.
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The thing is that she never gives these drugs enough time to work up to their optimum level. Sure, anytime you fuck with brain chemistry there's going to be a bit of discomfort in one way or another as your body adjusts, but eventually it does and it's all good from there. I think she gave Wellburtrin all of a week. Then Lexapro got all of, what, 6 weeks, but she never took it consistently. Remember all those vlogs where you could hear her stupid alarm go off telling her to take her meds and she'd ignore the shit out of it?

AD's only work if they are taken consistently, surely she has to know this. Then she refused to go and get her labs done as the doctor requested to keep her script coming. She doesn't want to be better. She doesn't want to do even the slightest bit of work and trust me taking a pill once or twice a day is hardly work.

I've known a couple of people who were on Prozac, the most generic and maybe oldest SSRI in the book. They were told specifically that it would take several weeks to build up to theraputic levels and it needed to be taken at the same time each day. All of them had different side effects at first. One had no appetite for weeks and had to force herself to eat. Another couldn't get out of the pantry. Another got brain foggy and disoriented. All of those folks eventually leveled out and went on to be much happier for having stuck it out. This bitch can't stick out lifting 3 elbee dumbells for 45 seconds daily. She needs to be in a group home.
 
xenomorph dijo:
WEW, Eric serving up shade with this pic.
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A motherless muppet taking a photo of a childless blimp for Mother's Day? Sure. That makes sense.

Aside from people like us who are just here to palatr... who was this for? Does he think it's just a general purpose celebration day?
 
Birthday Dickpunch dijo:
A motherless muppet taking a photo of a childless blimp for Mother's Day? Sure. That makes sense.

Aside from people like us who are just here to palatr... who was this for? Does he think it's just a general purpose celebration day?
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I'll have you know she is the bestest fur momma there is and her fur babies are just as good as any stupid kid.
 
modereishaun dijo:
Ok so here's a question, how long would our gorl have to stay in the straight and narrow for you guys to believe she's actually changed?

Yeah, I know, nowadays a week is pushing it, and she's too far gone and all that, don't be buzzkills. Look at it as "if you were stuck in a deserted island" type questions, cause we all know the only way our girl is losing weight is the XL cremation oven, but hypothetically, if a miracle happened, how many elbees and days would it take?
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I'm so obsessed with AL that all this time without a video from my Lard and Savior has me in inscruciating boredom, so I'll play. So, acknowleding that there's no possibility of this happening, for me it's not about time or lbs lost. It would be about a) specific actions she'd need to take (i.e. seek professional help, both medical and psychological) and b) some serious introspection.

Even if she miraculously managed to take control of her food intake and lost weight, she'd still be an abhorrent human being. So for me to believe she's actually changed she'd have to realize the awfulness of her actions (e.g. abusing and manipulating her loved ones) and inactions (neglecting her pets), feel true regret and start working on being a better person, not just a thinner, daintier, more inspirational person.
 
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