🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SheCameForNecky]

Well, I think we all can agree Ricky murdered her.

I find it funny that on Twitter she is claiming to be having too many mental health issues to make a video, but she sure is tweeting a lot and being pretty nasty to people. And going back a few days, she is contradicting herself on the WLS. In one tweet she says she’s decided the surgery isn’t for her but in another says the doctor won’t work on someone with a BMI as high as hers. Then she says she would have to “lose hundreds of pounds” for surgery to be safe. Not hundreds, booboo. 100 maybe. Just to show you are willing and capable of following the post surgery requirements. And Dr Now has often approved people who don’t meet his goals because they’ve done well enough and not made excuses.

You know who also made nasty social media posts after a disappearance? Dee Dee Blanchard.

Ricky. Murdered. Hamber.

 

[Turd Blossom]

WEW, Eric serving up shade with this pic.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's like Becky and Amber are the grown up, fatter, significantly less cute versions of the Campbell's Soup kids.
Right down to the graphic tee and gym shorts for Becks and the hair bow and ballet flats for our gorl.

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

This has to be some kind of fatness filter. Her face cannot possibly be that round.

It actually makes ur face smaller

How much weight has this bitch gained if that filter is making her face look less fat than it really is?

Tested this one for myself and I have to say the filter and proportions stays mostly true to size IMO. It does soften your features quite a bit and that does include rounding out the edges, but that does no favors for our gorl...

 

[Twinkie]

I love her excuses about depression not having a schedule. Tons of much more professional YouTubers will make a community post or a short video saying oh sorry I've been sick or in going through X, they don't just go radio silent. They know their careers center around being in touch with and communicating with their audiences.

And it's infuriating that she acts like her videos are hard to make. They are not scripted, there's no humor or editing, no ideas, just mashed together iMovie clips

Honestly, why the fuck should she do this? Over 90% of her audience are hate watchers and she knows it. Why should she care if people who hate her (even those that pretend they don't, like those twitter whiners) are mad that Amber isn't doing what they want her to do?

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

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Her face looks bigger than normal here, but that could be due to the filters.

 

[EH 110]

Tested this one for myself and I have to say the filter and proportions stays mostly true to size IMO. It does soften your features quite a bit and that does include rounding out the edges, but that does no favors for our gorl...

Her face is already a huge circle. It looks the way I remember it, filter or not.

 

[Damaged Goods]

To be fair to Amber, the notion that you can't be depressed unless you have something to be sad about is idiotic. To be fair to the rest of the world, you don't get to complain about something you have the resources to fix but simply refuse to for lidurally no reason.

 

[Gorl68]

Tested this one for myself and I have to say the filter and proportions stays mostly true to size IMO. It does soften your features quite a bit and that does include rounding out the edges, but that does no favors for our gorl...

Rounding indeed. All of the feminizing/cute filters on snapchat make your face shorter, as in they shave down your jaw Korean style. The problem is her face is as wide as it is long, so the filter just makes it look like some sort of gross deflating ball.

 

[Billie Ross]

"Overeating or messing up or anything like that has not been on my radar, like ive been doing so good I'm like obsessed with doing good"

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Forget the round marshmallow face filter... lets focus on the pizza.... PIZZA

 

[Toohottotrot]

I'm guessing that happy mothers day is the closest she will ever get as I cant her ever being a mom to a human(and the animals need help)

 

[Wyzzerd]

As much as it will suck I have a feeling that our gorl is going to record a bunch of videos in one day and spread them out over weeks again. That way she only has to put in a minor amount of effort for one day and then can coast for 2 weeks binging without the weight gain showing up on video.

Your only redeeming quality is being a lolcow!
Don't let this old wizard fall into boredom, just turn on the camera and do a little dance!

 

[Whatthefuck]

As much as it will suck I have a feeling that our gorl is going to record a bunch of videos in one day and spread them out over weeks again. That way she only has to put in a minor amount of effort for one day and then can coast for 2 weeks binging without the weight gain showing up on video.

Your only redeeming quality is being a lolcow!
Don't let this old wizard fall into boredom, just turn on the camera and do a little dance!

Well it is getting to be summertime and that seems to be her pattern when that southern summer sun gets a bit too hot. She did it for the Pride fail-fest last year and that was what, like the last week of June and the stupid shit vlogs lasted at least 3 weeks?

 

[Whatthefuck]

That's being generous at this point. She's an all or nothing gorl and radio silence can only mean one thing. She's eateeeeeen the shit out of everything in sight and her hamster wheel of a mind is trying to come up with an explanation for it that won't lose her subs again.

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To be fair to Amber, the notion that you can't be depressed unless you have something to be sad about is idiotic. To be fair to the rest of the world, you don't get to complain about something you have the resources to fix but simply refuse to for lidurally no reason.

Yep, I refuse to coddle anyone who has the means and the time to help themselves. This bitch has routinely refused to get proper help. She doesn't want help and as such, I feel zero sympathy. I could feel a bit of empathy if she stuck with a treatment for longer than a fucking week and it wasn't working for her. I could feel empathy if she routinely went to counseling and it set her back occasionally, that's not unusual. I can't empathize with someone who knows what the problem is and refuses to do anything about it. She can afford it and she certainly has the time. She's just a lazy, useless lump.

 

[Dry Gorl]

Newbie here; forgive me if I make any mistakes. Just sharing my thoughts on the reasons for the Hamber hiatus.

She has proven time and time again that neither health scares nor hate comments affect her in any way. She may cry for a video or two, bemoaning her "depreshyuuun", but soon goes back to her regular self. The one thing that ever elicited some emotional reaction from her empty narcissistic soul was her losing subscribers. But I think that enough time has passed for her goldfish brain to forget about it + she is perfectly aware that the views keep coming in, so subscribers mean fuck all.

This is just speculation, but I think the real reason behind Hamber's depression might be romantic trouble. I am aware that it's optimistic. I know that Becky has always looked uncomfortable in Amber's presence. But recently, she seems even more annoyed with her than usual. To prove my point: in the "this is difficult" video where Hamber directs her obese Humpty Dumpty puppet to slap her ass and "do a jig"... (I never cringed so hard.) Even for pushover Becky this seems like too much humiliation, and before obeying her master, she lookes at Hamber as if she truly hates the bitch.

Is it possible that Becky finally expressed her grievances verbally to Amber? Maybe they're having huge fights and that's what the vague tweets are about? You may say that Becky will never leave because Hamber pays her bills. But unlike her, Becky is still mobile and presumably capable of some form of employment. Eric and Rickie would also side with her in any fights. Amber can't do shit without Becky there to feed her, drive her around, and wipe her ass.

Spoiler: dance, monkey, dance

 

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To be fair to Amber, the notion that you can't be depressed unless you have something to be sad about is idiotic. To be fair to the rest of the world, you don't get to complain about something you have the resources to fix but simply refuse to for lidurally no reason.

alot of people that are that depressed try to seek help... the ones that don't usually can't afford it or insurance only covers crap care. Al was stopping her anti-depressants cold turkey. lexapro made her gain weight (which proved to not be the case since she is still gaining) and she's said wellbutrin worked for her when a teenage and was helping her last year but it was making her bitchy. which also proved to be not the medications since she is is still bitchy.

like her fat she just doesn't want to get better. maybe she thinks her YT money would dry up without all of the drama.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Is it possible that Becky finally expressed her grievances verbally to Amber? Maybe they're having huge fights and that's what the vague tweets are about? You may say that Becky will never leave because Hamber pays her bills. But unlike her, Becky is still mobile and presumably capable of some form of employment. Eric and Rickie would also side with her in any fights. Amber can't do shit without Becky there to feed her, drive her around, and wipe her ass.

Regardless of the general feelings about Becky, this would be an amazing turnaround to start the summer season. I know it's unlikely, but could you just imagine the shitstorm of bitter breakup videos that would follow?

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

Regardless of the general feelings about Becky, this would be an amazing turnaround to start the summer season. I know it's unlikely, but could you just imagine the shitstorm of bitter breakup videos that would follow?

The videos from the break up era, in which Destiny is suddenly not Amber's destiny, are some of my favorites. Especially the Valentine's Day video, where she drinks cheap red wine out of a large plastic wine glass that still has the price sticker covering the bottom. She guzzles it down as she answers questions and recommends using "toys" to keep a relationship fresh. There's also a comment where some idiot says that if she were thin, Amber would look like a "hot french girl" or some shit.

 

[Owlflaps]

Regardless of the general feelings about Becky, this would be an amazing turnaround to start the summer season. I know it's unlikely, but could you just imagine the shitstorm of bitter breakup videos that would follow?

Ehhh. I imagine Amber will get watery-eyed and try to force some fake tears for the camera. There may be a couple of videos labeled "the truth about Becky" or some shit. I imagine she'll still freeload because none of them seem to have a spine to kick her out. Amber is not that passionate about Becky the way she was about Dusty.

 

[Dry Gorl]

Ehhh. I imagine Amber will get watery-eyed and try to force some fake tears for the camera. There may be a couple of videos labeled "the truth about Becky" or some shit. I imagine she'll still freeload because none of them seem to have a spine to kick her out. Amber is not that passionate about Becky the way she was about Dusty.

Amber definitely doesn't feel the same love for Becky as she did for Density. But in a way, that might enrage her even more. If a loser like Becky who has no other options (Dusty had Dana) doesn't want her, then what does that say about Amber? In her mind, she is a beautiful dainty princess who did an enormous favor to Becky (whom she doesn't even like) by taking her under her wing and paying for her graphic tees. Bruising a narcissist's ego is perhaps even worse than breaking their heart.

Btw, the "mother's day" snapchat by Eric seems like peak Cuntylynn. That death glare in her eyes, man... I wonder why she would look so pissed. Depressed people generally aren't bitchy and angry, more like sad and listless. This is why I suspect there may be something else going on.

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

alot of people that are that depressed try to seek help... the ones that don't usually can't afford it or insurance only covers crap care. Al was stopping her anti-depressants cold turkey. lexapro made her gain weight (which proved to not be the case since she is still gaining) and she's said wellbutrin worked for her when a teenage and was helping her last year but it was making her bitchy. which also proved to be not the medications since she is is still bitchy.

like her fat she just doesn't want to get better. maybe she thinks her YT money would dry up without all of the drama.

I highly suspect she's had any side-effects from the "mental" drugs she tried. She wants an excuse to not take them and would embellish any little difference in her mood/body as the medicines fault. She's scared to use them because she'll have accountability for her failures.