🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Optavia Sales Rep]

For sure Amber went on a huge binge that spanned several days. She's gained back all the weight and then some. Now she's planning to either spin it so it's the viewer's fault or quickly lose enough pounds to disguise her one woman eating contest. The pressure is mounting, time is running short, and she can't leave all the new ambabies waiting forever. Tick-tock Amberlynn. Tick-Fucking-Tock.

 

[It'sYerGorl]

Meth ? Our health conscious gorl would never make such a bad decision . You're clearly just a haydur who wants our skinny legend to be anorexic .

 

[Twinkie]

The first part of the tweet is funny, as if fat AL gives a fuck what is appropriate to upload (how many times have we seen Destiny on the damn toilet?).

But I like how she told that cunt Meg to just unsubscribe. You're "sincerely heartbroken"? Really? These people are even more pathetic than Amberlynn herself.

 

[Masta]

I kinda wonder why she never tried meth for weight loss. Despite knowing the consequences.

Not our health conscious queen.
She doesn’t take anything unless she has too! ibuprofen no, uti pills, maybe, a little, meth, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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Oh, PassiveaggressiveLynn in action.

"No no, I'll be fine. It's ok. Go ahead and leave. I'm used to it. I like being alone anyway."

Wah.

 

[ADHD]

I kinda wonder why she never tried meth for weight loss. Despite knowing the consequences.

That's the drug her parents do. Dainty gorls don't want to be like their parents.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

What are the chances that our gorl has sought out some professional mental health support for her latest "mental things is hard" crisis? A big fat zero. Who needs a qualified therapist when Dr. B. Monster and his trusty medical assistant, Becky 'Enabler' Williams, are ready and willing to fill the void and banish any of those pesky uncomfortable feelings with plenty of delicious treats.

Oh Amber - the only anxiety and panic attacks you experience are when you can't get food fast enough.

 

[ADHD]

The first part of the tweet is funny, as if fat AL gives a fuck what is appropriate to upload (how many times have we seen Destiny on the damn toilet?).

But I like how she told that cunt Meg to just unsubscribe. You're "sincerely heartbroken"? Really? These people are even more pathetic than Amberlynn herself.

Meg made the mistake of saying she'd be unsubbing for the second time. Amber isn't worried because she expects Meg will resubscribe later.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

What are the chances that our gorl has sought out some professional mental health support for her latest "mental things is hard" crisis? A big fat zero. Who needs a qualified therapist when Dr. B. Monster and his trusty medical assistant, Becky 'Enabler' Williams, are ready and willing to fill the void and banish any of those pesky uncomfortable feelings with plenty of delicious treats.

Oh Amber - the only anxiety and panic attacks you experience are when you can't get food fast enough.

If her Burger King mukbang was any indication, our gorl gets almost orgasmic when she is around food. I mean, she was literally praising lord Jesus over a burger king! She ain't seeking out any mental health anytime soon, she's in the Burger King drive thru grabbing a spicy chicken sandwich accompanied by Necky and Seaweed Scalp Eric.

 

[Owlflaps]

That's the drug her parents do. Dainty gorls don't want to be like their parents.

Didn’t her mom quit, or is she still an addict to meth as much as Amber is an addict to food?

 

[ADHD]

Didn’t her mom quit, or is she still an addict to meth as much as Amber is an addict to food?

IIRC she quit when she was in prison.

 

[Masta]

You know we are one month away from people’s prediction she is 600lbs by June. The humblelynn saga slowed her weight gain journey a little, so I’ll predict the 600lb mark announcement by October or November. Is that too late?

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

You know, and you guys will probably shit all over me and call me a horrible person and whatnot, but a small part of me wishes Eric's shady/sketchy ass would record an Amber binge. I mean, she is probably HELL during these binges and very verbally abusive towards everyone with eyes lookin like she's fuckin possessed. And I mean she is kicking, screaming, cursing you the fuck out and her big ass is ready to fuck you up. It's like a fuckin exorcism.

I'm guessing she starts looking like this at the start of a binge:

Spoiler: BINGE

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

If her Burger King mukbang was any indication, our gorl gets almost orgasmic when she is around food.

Almost? She had to wring out her parachute-sized squirrel covers right after.

 

[むらさき]

I kinda wonder why she never tried meth for weight loss. Despite knowing the consequences.

Especially considering that Dustys family may have distributed it, and Rickie almost definitely does it.
Maybe...they just didn't want to share?

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

Almost? She had to wring out her parachute-sized squirrel covers right after.

God, that mukbang was very excrutiating and disgusting. She was trolling the whole fuckin time and being an arrogant, narcissistic fat bitch. She knew what she was doing.


It's all good because "I got a dietician, yall!!"

Spoiler: BKYUMYUM

 

[sperginity]

I kinda wonder why she never tried meth for weight loss. Despite knowing the consequences.

she tried a diet pill that reduced her appetite and she ate anyway. She would dislike meth if it stopped her from eating more.

 

[PT 522]

But has she tried tapeworms yet?

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

she tried a diet pill that reduced her appetite and she ate anyway. She would dislike meth if it stopped her from eating more.

Wait....what?! There was a diet pill that reduced her urge to eat and she still ate!??! Yeah, there's some type of personality disorder there.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Wait....what?! There was a diet pill that reduced her urge to eat and she still ate!?‽ Yeah, there's some type of personality disorder there.

Not only did she eat while talking about how she wasn't hungry, but it was pizza, which she regularly claims to dislike.