🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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- 28 de Ago, 2018
Wait. That's Hamber's mom?
This is even more confusing when you look at Hamber...
This is even more confusing when you look at Hamber...
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- 10 de Ago, 2017
They look very much alike, down to the asymmetrical face. This image is reversed (check the text on her shirt) but mama has the exact same deal going on where one side of her skull is just btfo
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- 28 de Ago, 2018
I meant more confusing in that hamber's mom isn't a deathfat. Yet Hamber has claimed her weight is genetics right?
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- 16 de Ene, 2016
A slow metabolic rate can be inherited from your parents, but it doesn't allow you to absorb 5 million calories in adipose tissue from a healthy diet. Blaming everything except her own actions for her weight is kind of Amber's thing.
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- 30 de Nov, 2018
Recent tweet. The things this girl obsesses over.
Is she going to film birds walking for the next month to prove to the imaginary people who said that.
Is she going to film birds walking for the next month to prove to the imaginary people who said that.
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Fatties like to blame genetics or thyroid issues, rather than orange chicken and Reese's. "I got big bones."
Humans walk, too, Amber. Try it.
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- 6 de Jun, 2015
No. She's have to go outside to do that.
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- 15 de Ene, 2019
Its so dumb. Yeah dipshit we all know birds can physically walk around. People were making fun of you because when REAL authors and poets write about nature and birds, they associate them with one of their special characteristics, like you know, flying.
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- 9 de Abr, 2019
with all the time she spends sitting around she should be fantastic at writing
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- 29 de Abr, 2019
LOL her mom has the exact same lopsided moon face. Look how much wider the left (her right) side of the face is up towards the eye area. That shit is structural, and Amberlynn has the same thing. I want to see this crackhead smiling (if she has any teeth left?) to check if her chompers are also way off-center like our dainty gorl Hamber's teeth.
And people say Becky's face is crooked
But her cheekbones are more "prominent" because she is "Port-chu-geese"!
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- 10 de Abr, 2019
I read the "big bones" in Cartman's voice.Fatties like to blame genetics or thyroid issues, rather than orange chicken and Reese's. "I got big bones."
I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED!!
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- 14 de Mar, 2018
Amber likes to keep it real and raw. I'm sure you noticed the massive hump of fat forming behind her neck, it may be difficult to look upwards long enough to see birds in flight. Instead of taking artistic liberties and saying the birds are in flight, she writes w poem about what she actually sees, the birds walkeen.
How dare you question the artistic genius of Writerlynn?
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- 15 de Nov, 2014
Rain And Petal Eavesdrop, you used the wrong word, huh?
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- 30 de Nov, 2018
The funniest part is she uploaded that video in the morning with video footage of birds walking, then 10 hours later tweeted that like it was something mind blowing and controversial we all were stunned about. I don't even see any comments about birds
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- 9 de Nov, 2017
Amber has a desperate need to be right/have the last word. She'll go on and on about this because very few times in her life she legitimately gets to prove she was right.
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- 6 de Ene, 2019
To be fair, a lot of people argued with her on twitter that birds fly and don't walk when she first posted that snapchat
When did she say that? Of all the absurd stuff she's come up over the years I don't remember that one
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- 6 de Jun, 2015
Meth will also help keep the pounds off.
But no, no one is genetically 600 pounds. That's something fat people say to make themselves feel better about eating fast food three times a day.
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- 30 de Mar, 2018
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