🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Viridian]

Supposed eating disorder? CURED!

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Seeing this bit from the same bitch who's fake-cried in so many videos about how she can't change overnight (and that expecting her to is the worst sort of bullying) is the height of hilarity to me:

 

[Chris Evans]

i made an account just to post this. she's delusional if she expects to be alive for much longer
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Now that’s a PERFORMANCE, gorl. Jesus Christ.

 

[Owlflaps]

Now that’s a PERFORMANCE, gorl. Jesus Christ.

Now That’s What I Call Bullshit: 69. With such hits like “I’m being honest and truthful, ya’ll” and “I have sex with Becky 10 times a week.”

 

[JambledUpWords]

Are the birds around Big Al's place too fat to fly??

Everything in Al’s vicinity becomes fatter just by association

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

Kristine Marie Smith
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Id recognize that hundred thousand yard dead ass, slightly lazy eyed, stare from a mile away. Someone with a bit more skills than I needs to do us all a favor and post a comparable side by side for... research purposes..

 

[Whatthefuck]

Check out Al in profile...daddy's jaw all the way

Yep, you’re right. She got the “best” of both worlds it would seem.

 

[horridtorrid]

tuuy bạn hơi béo nhưng vẫn tháy bạn xinh lắm hi

Okay now we can disagree more

 

[raritycunt]

Kristine Marie Smith
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She looks like one of the people you’d see on a bus screaming to herself and biting her dirty fingernails. I almost feel bad for amber. Almost....

Now that’s a PERFORMANCE, gorl. Jesus Christ.

Feels like we just heard a 12 year old read poetry from their dream journal. No Oscar for her this time around.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I don’t like this new AL acts like she’s been dieting for years and counting calories and not binging. Meanwhile it’s been like a week and she lost 11 lbs congrats, but don’t act like you’ve been doing this forever and didn’t gain 250 lbs in the last 5 years.

That was my thought.

"That's why I stick to my guns."

Really?! I don't believe that she has stuck to her guns, but if she really is succeeding so far then great, good for her, but even then it's way too soon to be all smug like she's been at it for even a couple of months, much less years.

 

[chicken wings]

Seeing this bit from the same bitch who's fake-cried in so many videos about how she can't change overnight (and that expecting her to is the worst sort of bullying) is the height of hilarity to me:

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Amberlynn can join the ranks of Mambo #5 and Gangnam Style as one hit wonders.

 

[Long time lurker]

Id love for her to do a in depth video of why this time is different then any other time the last 5 year's.

Tinfoil hat on: whomever saw her at the ER was less agreeable than the singing doctor and put the fear of god in her. She was probably told, in no uncertain terms and with exams/numbers to back it up, that she is dying. Amber being Amber did what she knows best: rebelled and she's now kicking and screaming into the void as if it changes anything.

The reason I say this is because her excuse to go to the ER doesn't match the claimed diagnosis and treatment. Cystitis does not cause back pain. By the time there is back pain, the UTI has spread to the kidneys and would require that the patient be admitted.

Feels like we just heard a 12 year old read poetry from their dream journal.

Amber, the writer, can only take stuff she read/heard somewhere and change it into her own words. This is her "improvement" to the lyrics of Wonderful World:


I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people goin' by
I see friends shakin' hands, sayin'
"How do you do?"
They're really sayin',
"I love you."

I hear babies cry, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

ETA: after watching the latest video, my money is on congestive heart failure.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I've got a question about mukbangs. (Forgive me if it's the wrong thread but I think it can apply as a general topic of discussion for both ALR, Chantal, and several other people).

Does a mukbang HAVE to be unhealthy food? Is there any reason why ALR can't do a mukbang on something like a spinach smoothie, zucchini noodles, vegetable brown rice sushi, etc?

 

[Aldora]

I've got a question about mukbangs. (Forgive me if it's the wrong thread but I think it can apply as a general topic of discussion for both ALR, Chantal, and several other people).

Does a mukbang HAVE to be unhealthy food? Is there any reason why ALR can't do a mukbang on something like a spinach smoothie, zucchini noodles, vegetable brown rice sushi, etc?

No a mukbang doesn't have to be unhealthy, the reason Amber and Chantal eat so much junk food on camera is because it is what they love to it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I've got a question about mukbangs. (Forgive me if it's the wrong thread but I think it can apply as a general topic of discussion for both ALR, Chantal, and several other people).

Does a mukbang HAVE to be unhealthy food? Is there any reason why ALR can't do a mukbang on something like a spinach smoothie, zucchini noodles, vegetable brown rice sushi, etc?

As far as I understand it...and I really don't because I find talking while eating repulsive...it's simply meant to be large quantities of food and the idea was born out of lonely Korean folks who wanted dinner companions. Sort of a tell me about your day kind of thing. Chantal, Hamber, Nickacado, Trisha, they do it all wrong. They just want to pig out on camera for some unfathomable reason. Then they turn around and claim to have BED. Bitches, if you had BED, you wouldn't be eating in front of the entire internet. That's not how that works.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

OT, apologies. But a random thought. I always wondered, since she claimed to be recognized by a few people (and I mean it may have been 3 or 4 times at most over the years that I've seen), no one decided to post photos or proof on IG or any on form of social media? Maybe they are too ashamed to be fans.

 

[clusterfuckk]

OT, apologies. But a random thought. I always wondered, since she claimed to be recognized by a few people (and I mean it may have been 3 or 4 times at most over the years that I've seen), no one decided to post photos or proof on IG or any on form of social media? Maybe they are too ashamed to be fans.

Or she could be full of shit. My money is on the latter.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Or she could be full of shit. My money is on the latter.

This is so true, but has NO ONE come across her in all these years? Ever? I'm just so curious.... even regarding creepy shots at Walmart.

 

[Norisent]

Why does she use this filter all the time? She has to realize that it shows where her face should be ending, and by extension, how large her head is? I know she has no shame, but come on.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

As far as I understand it...and I really don't because I find talking while eating repulsive...it's simply meant to be large quantities of food and the idea was born out of lonely Korean folks who wanted dinner companions. Sort of a tell me about your day kind of thing. Chantal, Hamber, Nickacado, Trisha, they do it all wrong. They just want to pig out on camera for some unfathomable reason. Then they turn around and claim to have BED. Bitches, if you had BED, you wouldn't be eating in front of the entire internet. That's not how that works.

True, but they key thing is live interaction. So a livestream where you actually interact with your viewers as you eat. Not a video you film and just throw onto the youtubes and maybe pin a comment. It does not need to be large quantities of food but if you are good at mukbang and keep eating longer, more tips roll in, that is your money.

 

[Guardsman42]

True, but they key thing is live interaction. So a livestream where you actually interact with your viewers as you eat. Not a video you film and just throw onto the youtubes and maybe pin a comment. It does not need to be large quantities of food but if you are good at mukbang and keep eating longer, more tips roll in, that is your money.

I wish I could understand remotely how Mukbangs went from a neat way to enjoy a sit down meal with some one you enjoy the company of, but could really never meet, sans the internet..to well..fucking, that.

These fatfucks doing mukbangs not only consume enormous amounts of food..but do it as fast as possible. Like a large pizza in a few minutes fast. It really alludes me how it got that corrupted from original intent. I doubt Hamber has ever seen a real mukbang. To her it's just fucking regular ole snack time.