🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[edibleBulimia]

A wild Amber appears on brazilian twitter...

In a thread about a comedian making fun of a fat female politician... What are the chances

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She is not a narcissistic genius, she is a narcissistic idiot.

Very well said. I think she can work up the brainpower to recognize a simple sort of cause-and-effect -- she knows what behaviors generally "work" to get her what she wants, and she repeats them until she finds the one that works the best on her target. But she only uses this much thought when absolutely necessary.

That's about as far as I see her people skills going.

Everything Big Al has ever done has been emotionally driven. She has no critical thinking skills at all. She even says "feel" when she means "think"...ie- something like "I feel the sky is blue". Like kids in middle school who will ask why they need to take algebra cause they're never gonna need it---well, that may be true but it's teaching you to THINK. Big Al ain't got time for that.....

BTW--what happened to her you now "contract"???? We know (cause she said so) gorl don't like to break contracts...HA.

Just like she ain't got time to do anything but browse social media and color. All this time on her hands and she's got precisely sweet fuck all to show for it. Not even a hobby.

 

[chicken wings]

To me, it’s just more evidence that she’s perpetually mentally stuck in middle school. She’s always talking about haydurz and boooleeen and those are middle school concepts. When you become an adult, you have the means to address it. Not whine about it, but take it for what it is and move the fuck on.

Not to mention the number of times where she says she's an adult and can do what she wants.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think she's also heard it all a million times before, so it doesn't hit home. She's probably been told she'll get diabetes and have a heart attack since she was 16. And, in her mind, because it hasn't happened (yet), it means she can ignore it the next time.

You see this when something new pops up, and she does seem scared by it. The first time she finds out she could have a blood clot, she got mad because people were scaring her by saying it. Then she goes to the doctor, and because it wasn't a clot, that fear is immediately cast aside forever. Or sleep apnea. That was scary, but her incredible power of denial managed to suppress the fear within a few days, and now sleep apnea/sitting up when she sleeps isn't an issue.

It's probably a lot more complicated than this, and I definitely agree she lacks the cognition to realise what a big fucking deal eg. diabetes can be. The denial is fascinating to see in action.

It’s like when you drive a piece of shite car and every single day you think, “I need to get a new car, this one is a piece of shite and it’s going to give out suddenly one of these days.” But that didn’t happen yesterday or the day before, so you put it off and keep driving. And every day you drive it and nothing happens, other than the door sticking a little now, and the rust creeping up the side and the seat doesn’t adjust any more and the speakers are rubbish after a while and the fabric on the ceiling starts to droop but it RUNS and you don’t want to think about the enormous cost of fixing it up or replacing it.

Then one day you’re driving in four lanes of traffic and the engine gives out and you swerve to get off the road to safety and you end up slamming into a lorry in your blind spot and the very first thing you think as it happens is “FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN’T I REPLACE THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF FUCK CAR.”

Except your body is not a car and you can’t survive it giving out. So I guess I don’t know what AL is thinking.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Very well said. I think she can work up the brainpower to recognize a simple sort of cause-and-effect -- she knows what behaviors generally "work" to get her what she wants, and she repeats them until she finds the one that works the best on her target. But she only uses this much thought when absolutely necessary.

That's about as far as I see her people skills going

She's cunning in an innate, animalistic kind of way......like a rat or a coyote, but not particularly intelligent. She lacks any curiosity about the world around her and has zero drive to observe or discover anything of her own volition.
I do wonder if a lot of her behaviors have been learned from spending many years in the system as a foster kid. She probably learned to manipulate her social workers and teachers from a very young age; how to say the right things to please the adults in her life, or get them off her back, or ingratiate herself into a situation. I don't think she reads other people particularly well because she has no interest in anything or anyone other than herself.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She's cunning in an innate, animalistic kind of way......like a rat or a coyote, but not particularly intelligent. She lacks any curiosity about the world around her and has zero drive to observe or discover anything of her own volition.
I do wonder if a lot of her behaviors have been learned from spending many years in the system as a foster kid. She probably learned to manipulate her social workers and teachers from a very young age; how to say the right things to please the adults in her life, or get them off her back, or ingratiate herself into a situation. I don't think she reads other people particularly well because she has no interest in anything or anyone other than herself.

I particularly see how she probably learned to manipulate social workers with her whole pattern of "disclosure". Not only does she want to deflect criticism, she wants to be rewarded for being "brave" enough to share.

People getting on your case about losing weight? Throw out an anecdote about your parents abusing you.
People getting annoyed that you won't take responsibility for anything? "Oh, I was raped."
Anyone making you uncomfortable because they appear to be withdrawing unconditional support and criticizing your behavior? "My so-called family stopped talking to me just because I'm unattractive."

It's strategic victimhood.

 

[Orange Banana]

Looks like the Bora Bora dream is dead

 

[Turd Blossom]

Could this have been the "audition" Big Al bragged about all last summer then never mentioned again? I love how she thinks "they" would make her look like a horrible person. You do a pretty good job of that on your own, Boo Boo!
I'm not a Dr. Phil fan, but ngl it would've been pretty fun to watch him dismantle her victim narrative.
Lezbereal though, she never would have gone on the show because it requires plane travel and our gorl can't walk down her dr's office hallway, let alone deal with an airport.

Also, WillfullyIgnorantLynn is at it again:

Spoiler: Like whuuuut?? Laugh/cry emoji

Jesus, gorl. Run-n-Tell-That-Gate was a month or two ago. Does she really think people will forget her threatening to sic Becky's family lawyers on Zach and Michael so soon? Or is she so addle-brained that she's actually forgotten? Mind-boggling.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I laugh every time she feels so accomplished about mundane things like drinking water, or having a full 8 hours of sleep. Congratulations, gorl! You’re doing something 99.9% of the rest of the human populace already does!

I just roll my eyes because I assume she's full of shit.

Generally speaking, I wouldn't mock someone for celebrating their own little victories because making progress towards long-term lifestyle change is hard. But for her.... Yeah, screw her and her bullshit. It's impossible to take her at her word.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Looks like the Bora Bora dream is dead

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Bora Bora tourism board just lost their whale. Sad.

Both Cali and Oklahoma are doable with her income but we all know there is no chance she is doing it in this lifetime. Bitches couldn't last 3 days few miles away Lexington

 

[89elbees]

I doubt she could handle much more than the drive to Lexington at this point. Being in a car has to be painful for her, and any prolonged road trip presents a lot of complications for someone who gives themselves a UTI rather than walk to the bathroom at regular intervals.

 

[Testostrogen]

in her mind she's copying what skinny beautiful Korean people do, therefore she's a dainty person too, "just a lil bigger"

This is something I really don't get even though the way you explained it is good. Watching her videos she always acts like she is a dainty little flower, pretending as though any amount of food is enough to fill her gargantuan stomach and she gets "soooo so full!!!" from eating half a plate of shrimp and then as soon as the camera's off she probably shovels the rest down her gullet. I guess it's the desire to be dainty and cute like how she sees those Korean gals which explains her mannerisms but it's so fucking strange to watch such a massive beast try her best to seem cute.

At least to me, it seems the appeal of those tiny Asian girls stuffing their maws is people getting some sense of "wow, you would never expect such a cute little lady to eat so much, it's kind of endearing to see them pig out once in a while!" or "I wish I could eat like that and still be thin" but Amby fails to realize there's nothing appealing to anyone besides fetishists about a fat fuck showing everyone how they got fat and will keep getting fatter.

 

[Poodies Bug]

It's that "You didn't like my facebook post? I just won't talk to you for a few days to teach you a lesson. If you ask me I won't directly tell you why I'm upset but deep down you'll know, and I'll try to make you feel like a bad person, then you'll learn to pay attention to me next time like a real friend.''

Best example is Making her girlfriend quit her actual job to be her food fetcher by probably acting pouty and "lonely" when she gets home from work and casually mentioning how she feels depressed when the house is so quiet. She can still say she didn't make Becky quit her job because she didn't directly MAKE her. That's most of her manipulation, some of her lies are kind of sort of the truth because she TECHNICALLY didn't outright say/do XY or Z, she just manipulated things to her advantage. It's borderline abusive, but considering how she acted when Becky ate some of her cereal she probably does cross the line into abuse.... she kind of knew what she was doing, but it's not like that type of thing works on adults who make their own choices and do what they need to do without worrying what everyone else thinks.

Amber is the bully in middle school, Becky is the shy pushover "friend" she keeps around as a punching bag.

Hell, I'd say usually people who are less intelligent tend to be more manipulative. It comes naturally. They don't plan it, they just want to get what they want but without having to directly ask or cause any conflict. People like this want everyone to change their behavior so they can feel flattered, and they never consider another person's wants or needs.

Someone like Amber, slower people, or adolescents can only really manipulate people with the same mental capacity. Someone more intelligent can manipulate a wider range of people and outsiders might not even see it happening.

 

[ADHD]

Jesus, gorl. Run-n-Tell-That-Gate was a month or two ago. Does she really think people will forget her threatening to sic Becky's family lawyers on Zach and Michael so soon? Or is she so addle-brained that she's actually forgotten? Mind-boggling.

Carmen Michel used the wrong phrasing. Pressing charges implies criminal proceedings. Amber and Becky were threatening to sue, which is civil.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I doubt she could handle much more than the drive to Lexington at this point. Being in a car has to be painful for her, and any prolonged road trip presents a lot of complications for someone who gives themselves a UTI rather than walk to the bathroom at regular intervals.

She makes 10k a month, gurl. She could rent the finest u-haul and furnish it with the most lavish mattress and velvet lined tie down straps to keep her in place atop Pillow Mountain. She could go on a tour of America, reeeing at Becky to stop at every Cheesecake Factory along the highway. She's just too busy focusing on herself.

 

[QueefQween]

So appearently our gorl got asked to be on Dr. Phil. Damn you person who told her not to go, I'd have loved having Phil ripping her a new one.

 

[Lame Entropy]

So appearently our gorl got asked to be on Dr. Phil. Damn you person who told her not to go, I'd have loved having Phil ripping her a new one.

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Dr.Phil's a piece of shit but I'd kill to see him tear into Big Al.

 

[QueefQween]

gorl had a go on twitter last night, mostly boring shit but there were some gems inbetween

Spoiler: 15 pictures

And some insta q&a

Spoiler: Pictures

 

[Turd Blossom]

And some insta q&a

Spoiler: Pictures

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Oh ffs.
She's not allowing comments on IG because she wants people to see that Becky is her wonderful girlfriend not her caregiver, but she understands "it's hard" because of the "stigma around being 570 pounds".

I wonder if it's ever crossed Amber's peabrain that perhaps people see Becky as her caretaker because she has to: drive her everywhere (and lest we forget that one time Becky couldn't drive her to the Singing Dr, she apparently had no other means to get there and had to cancel), shop for her, take care of her "furbabies", do her laundry, go out to procure Burger King at all hours of the night for the Binge Monster, and literally has no job other than to be at Big Al's beck and call?

But sure, it's the STIGMA of being 570 elbees that poor Amber is a victim of.

Also, that person asking the eyeliner question has got to be fucking with her.

 

[Guardsman42]

I want to point out some thing about this manipulation etc.

There is a common thing with people like Hamber, I'm not sure what disorder it falls under etc. She knows her limitations, and surrounds her self below her abilities. Money? She has found people who make less. Intelligence? She actively seeks people dumber then her.

It's like people who make good money, and go to dives on the regular. I say dives here as in places where the bathroom is disgusting, the booze is watered down and the tap lines have gunk in them. They go there because they look like they're a big wig suddenly. People are impressed by their not second hand jeans, and their ability to casually spend twenty bucks. Hamber is trying to do the same thing. Think about the pyschological effect on Becky who spends all day around some one who has money, and acts superior to her intellectually. She probably feels like shit mentally. This is how Hamber does her thing. It's not really manipulation persay, but it's strategically picking whom you are around. Don't let people who can one up ever enter your life and you always become an All Star.