🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Why did she put writing on her cleavage? It makes me look closer at places I don’t want to look. The septum ring she’s wearing as well is so ugly. I swear she is the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to her looks.

If I were a more ambitious person, I'd start compiling a list of all the things AL does that actually make her look worse than necessary. And if I were a much nicer person, I'd put that list out there for AL and other bigger gorls so that they don't have to look their worst.

Alas.

 

[Ellana]

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

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What does she mean by pod?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Is the bull ring permanent?
Those glasses gorl ...

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Is AL wearing her goddamned shirt inside out in this pic? Christ. Really maximizing use on the few stuff she can still wear huh?

 

[Arcadia]

Our gorl finally accepted my follow request on Twitter so I was reading through her cringey posts and all the reblogs she makes of people coddling her. This post particularly made me laugh though

This is obviously a lie, if you compare her knuckles now to her knuckles in Destiny era they are considerably lighter. Also I don’t believe she’s had plenty of bloodwork done since she never goes to the doctor lol.

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

Is AL wearing her goddamned shirt inside out in this pic? Christ. Really maximizing use on the few stuff she can still wear huh?

I don't think its inside out, Snapchat just mirrors images.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Becky would never stand for that. She's deathly afraid of city blacks. That's how you know she was raised in the rural south. They don't hate black people, they hate black people from the city who just spontaneously generate firearms and crime wherever they go apparently.

On another note, Becky can't leave AL. AL pays for the car and the car is in Becky's name (I assume, because AL moonlights as Rusty Shackleford and has like fucking shit all in her name.) It's financial abuse.

If the car is in Becky's name and she ain't on the hook for payments.... all the more reason to take the car and go!

Let Al take her to Judge Judy for reimbursement. I'd give a testicle to see Sheindlin preside that case.

If the car is in Becky's name and she ain't on the hook for payments.... all the more reason to take the car and go!

Let Al take her to Judge Judy for reimbursement. I'd give a testicle to see Sheindlin preside that case.

You know what? I'ma be the change I wanna see.

 

[Rotogravure]

What does she mean by pod?

I think like in the Matrix. Gorl tryin to be deep.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Lastly, she retweeted this:

I guess Twinkie doesn't deserve walks or any kind of stimulation. She totally deserves to be let out by Becky a few minutes a day on a bigger backyard tho

 

[Twinkie]

The fact remains that she does scoot herself around in that chair. But if you've seen like ANY of her videos you'd know that's one of the dining room chairs and not an office chair. Making a mistake like that is giving her an out to implicitly deny the rumor AND to call you "fucking stupid"

Alas, another twitter moron outwitted by a beanbag.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

The fact remains that she does scoot herself around in that chair. But if you've seen like ANY of her videos you'd know that's one of the dining room chairs and not an office chair. Making a mistake like that is giving her an out to implicitly deny the rumor AND to call you "fucking stupid"

Alas, another twitter moron outwitted by a beanbag.

Her Twitter is mostly filled with her Supporters who are vetted by her so of course those people are going stupid

 

[497]

weren't the other dining chairs different though? people thought maybe she broke one or maybe she just wants the one with wheels. has anyone asked her where wasabi is? that should be an easy one to prove since she loves her furbabies.

 

[Twinkie]

weren't the other dining chairs different though? people thought maybe she broke one or maybe she just wants the one with wheels.

Nah, the other dining chairs have wheels too. There's one chair that's not from the set, which does not have wheels and looks to be made of steel. She used to sit in that one a long time ago. I guess she got comfortable with the regular dining chairs holding her weight.

 

[Edith Puthy]

In my experience people often get infections after they have cellulitis because as mentioned here before, they have paper thin skin and any small trauma; even a cat scratch; causes serious infections. I highly doubt she got it from an accident. She got it because she eats way too much sodium laden garbage the fluid build up has no where to go. Plus you know gravity causes it to pool in the legs.

You don't seem to understand what cellulitis is. Cellulitis is a soft tissue infection. You are describing lymphedema.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I think like in the Matrix. Gorl tryin to be deep.

Bingo. She's reaching for deep cuts. Going for references to 20 year old movies because reasons.

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Lastly, she retweeted this:
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I guess Twinkie doesn't deserve walks or any kind of stimulation. She totally deserves to be let out by Becky a few minutes a day on a bigger backyard tho

Here's the gag, tho. Those are new chairs. Look at the older vlogs. She's always used a different chair than the rest of them. Stop fucking lying. They bough a new set of what looks like reinforced conference room chairs for their fucking dining room table. GORL.

Why does she think we're all stupid?

Also, sorry for the double post. I'm a little exceptional when it comes to computer things. Mental things is hard.

 

[Edith Puthy]

The fact remains that she does scoot herself around in that chair. But if you've seen like ANY of her videos you'd know that's one of the dining room chairs and not an office chair. Making a mistake like that is giving her an out to implicitly deny the rumor AND to call you "fucking stupid"

Alas, another twitter moron outwitted by a beanbag.

That chair doesn't have wheels.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Today I realized just how massive big AL is. We get water delivered to our house in 5 gallon bottles. Each one of these bottles weighs about 41 lbs when full. I can carry 2 at a time a short distance and will get winded doing this more than 2 twice in a row. At my current weight of 175 lbs, I'd have to carry a total of 10 of these 5 gallon bottles full of water to equal the 600 lbs that ALR carries on her own body. It's a wonder her legs don't completely buckle and break under her own weight.

 

[Starve Hamber]

What does she mean by pod?

There is a new show on Netflix called Love, Death + Robots and in one of the episodes a guy is in a space pod suck in a simulation created by an alien spider creature. I am almost certain she is referring to that episode. Since she doesn’t do anything else all day she probably binged the entire season. Our gorl has the taste of a 13 year old teen from the early 2000s so I’m sure she haven’t even seen the Matrix.

 

[mekalekahi]

Her arguing with people about the chair is so stupid, especially since she has a designated chair for her to sit at the kitchen counter and she cant walk more then a few steps. Even if she's not rolling everywhere she's basically immobile. Its not like it would be crazy to assume she rolls around everywhere.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Today I realized just how massive big AL is. We get water delivered to our house in 5 gallon bottles. Each one of these bottles weighs about 41 lbs when full. I can carry 2 at a time a short distance and will get winded doing this more than 2 twice in a row. At my current weight of 175 lbs, I'd have to carry a total of 10 of these 5 gallon bottles full of water to equal the 600 lbs that ALR carries on her own body. It's a wonder her legs don't completely buckle and break under her own weight.

I mean... She's already housebound for the most part and has barely been able to walk at all for over a year at this point. That's about as close as a person can get.

It's probably important to remember, for future "I carried X equivalent" comparisons, that mobile fat people also have quite a bit of muscle mass to keep them going. They usually lose a fair amount of it if they successfully lose weight, too.