🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tiny Clanger]

Guys why doesn’t Amber try Weight Watchers?

I heard it worked for A LOT of people.

Or Optavia. Apparently that works for thousands and thousands and thousands and thu-HOW-zunds* of peepul. Gotta be a winner.


*I love the mid-word wheeze, always useful when one gets out of breath from breathing. Getting through one sentence is a high-burn workout for our gorl, the wheeze is the equivalent of the middle-of-kitchen chair for when you just have to sit down in the vast acreage of no-man's-land. Have another bun whilst you're resting there, dear. Keep your strength up.

 

[Strine]

The one good thing Necky could do right now is start her own weightloss channel and succeed at it right away despite Big AL trying to sabotage her all the way as we all know she would.

Wel okay the best thing then. The good thing is telling Hammy to go fuck herself if he shows any food aggression. You would not take it from your dog, so why take it from that fat dyke.

Amber would chimp out hardcore if Becky did that. Amber wants Becky to look like the hopeless fat sped she is, because being waited on by a misshapen butler makes her feel dainty. Becky is too spineless to do anything but comply. Amber doesn't just use her beta orbiters for material gain, she also forces them to pander to her ego: textbook NPD.

 

[chicken wings]

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Wow you're so unique and totally non-conformist.

 

[Dainty_Queen]

I just want to meet an ALR supporter in real life, I don't know why, but I just do, because I can't imagine anyone supporting this all-consuming blob.

 

[damoneva]

who else is waiting for " hey gorls i hit my new highest weight of 600 pounds" ?

 

[Charlotte_Charlotte]

The question is; when will Amberlynn Reid admit that she's over 600 pounds and and doesn't actually earn her money?

 

[Quarter Ton Hon]

Maybe she will get the Slaton forehead.

I forgot who made this image for me but, its relevant:
EDIT: from @C3PBRO

 

[FitBitch]

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Thanks I hate it!

 

[MossCow]

The question is; when will Amberlynn Reid admit that she's over 600 pounds and and doesn't actually earn her money?

I wonder what happens first, some kind of catastrophic health issue or her admitting to being 600 lbs.

 

[AJ 447]

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Our gorl @C3PBRO, and if I knew where the original post was, I would give it an

 

[Ravenna]

I wonder what happens first, some kind of catastrophic health issue or her admitting to being 600 lbs.

I think the catastrophe will happen first. She already has untreated sleep apnea, that in itself is really risky and stupid to not get help with. And she has other warning signs, the swollen and pain filled legs, the dark knuckles, the labored breathing, etc.
Gorl won't be around much longer if she doesn't help herself.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Hopeful guessing here: The Williams family has an intervention planned for Becky.

 

[Heidi84]

The whole thing about weekly calories its just a way for her to allow herself to binge one day and eat 8000 cal while telling herself that she will eat 500 the next day. And we all know how that ends.

 

[THOTto]

I still can’t believe she copied my post. I shouldn’t be surprised though. Oh Amber, when will you learn? Honestly @xenomorph and I were talking and I don’t think she can’t fit in the car anymore. Xeno mentioned she would probably want to stay in a hotel and eat while Becky did whatever. AL also unintentionally admitted that in addition to being bedbound she’s laying down all day. At this point her body is just breaking down. I think a lot of it is psychological, she’s telling herself it’s so bad so she hurts worse, enabling her to be lazier because it’s too hard. I won’t go into more details here but I don’t think we’re going to see many more late night restaurant vlogs.

 

[strawberryjam]

has she not said anything about the TRO video? just curious as I do not follow her on twitter.

 

[Hecate14]

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This will never not be relevant.

 

[Xenomorph]

I believe she has sciatica now. Her having pains while sitting and standing make the most sense it's nerve pain, her lower back must look like shit.

 

[Twinkie]

has she not said anything about the TRO video? just curious as I do not follow her on twitter.

I don't know but I'm quite sure she's been informed of it because she recently tweeted that she's sick of people making videos about her and asked her followers to link her to anyone making videos about her (implying but not stating outright that she's going to pursue takedowns)

 

[497]

maybe she's been going out with Rafe because she has a bigger car? But I dunno...I think with all of AL's YT monies she'd buy a new car if that were the case. She mentioned she's getting more looks, stares and fat joke comments in real life after hitting 500 so that could be it. She can't block those real life people. But before 500elbees men used to hit on her all of the time...sooo...

 

[Turd Blossom]

I noticed quite a few people in her YT comments saying that today's video had finally convinced them to unsub.
Got curious and checked Big Al's Socialblade:

Turns out that while her views are only down by about 4% over the last month, her subs are down by a whopping 37%.

Not a great trend for our gorl. Better start churning out some sympathy videos and mukbangs to gain some new viewers because as it turns out people don't seem to love sass and "highly requested" Torrid hauls as much as you think they do.