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This is Al already. She’ll eat garbage food so long as it’s covered in lots of fat, salt, and sugar to a point you can’t get any subtlety in the flavor profile of whatever she’s eating.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Oh dear. Ambur sweetie crowns are for queens, stick to your torrid moomoos and shut up.
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The only crowns she needs are for her teeth.
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Ok you win this is brilliant
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Amber can’t even bother to shower once a week and we’re supposed to believe they’re having sex 10 times a week? The only way that’s even remotely possible is if Becky is doing 100% of the work, and the idea of Becky going down on a 570lb+ hamberlynn that hasn’t showered in days and can’t wipe properly is.. horrifying.
She’s just like Tess Holliday, trying to look like a super sexual deviant when really her sex life is nonexistent.
I’m sure this is obvious to some people but if not this is likely referencing the Billie Eilish song by the same name.
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Never even heard of billie eilish before so yeah it’s probably just that
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"Such a common misconception that all fat people smell"
But I thought Becky wasn't fat. Wouldn't the misconception be that Amber smells?
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How do Amber and Becky even have the stamina to have sex 10 times a week? You'd think that so much sex would help them burn calories and lose weight. Amber can barely hop down a parking lot ledge, there's no way that she can have actual sex with anyone.
I doubt that what they do with each other can be considered sex. The most I can see happening is awkward cuddling, but they're both so fat and misshapen that even that wouldn't be possible.
Perhaps Amber believes that sex is when Becky brings her fast food for her next binge. She certainly makes pleasurable moans whenever she sinks her teeth into Burger King and Subway sandwiches.
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Amber is probably counting the food orgasms she get from Becky fetching Taco Bell at 2 AM as sex.
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Amber has the mentality of a young teenager, and that's why she sounds like a 15-year-old virgin bragging about how she HAS SO MUCH SEX GUISE, LIKE 10 TIMES A WEEK!!
It's a known fact that people as hopelessly morbidly obese as Amber have all kinds of fucked up hormonal problems, almost always resulting a non-existent sex drive (watch practically any episode of M600PL as an example -- several people lament that they've become sexless blobs in a sexless relationship because their size/health makes it impossible). Combine a total lack of interest in sex with the sheer impracticality of her misshapen body, and you know goddamn well this moron isn't sexing anyone. I can still see Necky having some sort of desire, and maybe on some plane of sheer incomprehensibility finds Amber attractive, but "sex" is almost certainly limited to awkward fumblings and food.
It's a known fact that people as hopelessly morbidly obese as Amber have all kinds of fucked up hormonal problems, almost always resulting a non-existent sex drive (watch practically any episode of M600PL as an example -- several people lament that they've become sexless blobs in a sexless relationship because their size/health makes it impossible). Combine a total lack of interest in sex with the sheer impracticality of her misshapen body, and you know goddamn well this moron isn't sexing anyone. I can still see Necky having some sort of desire, and maybe on some plane of sheer incomprehensibility finds Amber attractive, but "sex" is almost certainly limited to awkward fumblings and food.
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Amber and Becky have no chemistry, no passion. Their on screen kisses are forced and flat.
I just can’t see them having sex at all. And to be honest I don’t even know what sex between them would even consist of. I don’t want to think of it, but so many things seem out of the realm of possibility due to their sizes.
I just can’t see them having sex at all. And to be honest I don’t even know what sex between them would even consist of. I don’t want to think of it, but so many things seem out of the realm of possibility due to their sizes.
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- 16 de Jul, 2017
There is no couple in the world that has been together over a year that is having sex more than once a day, several days a week, on a regular basis. Then again, most adults couples have jobs and responsibilities that keep them busy and/or exhaust them, so who the fuck knows.
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She had a laptop before that she used for Netflix and Hulu.
Just steal everything I don't care.
People know where she lives and who's gonna protect her?
Bottom Fag #1 or #2?
A butch dyke that hopes she gets killed by the burglar?
Even if she's awake you can just go up to her and collect everything in her room and just go.
She needs 10 minutes to get up anyway.
What you'll hear is a loud 'BECKAAAAAAYYYYY' and that's it.
Make Believe
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I think a better idea would be to put a hidden camera somewhere tho.
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TFW a neopet is more useful to society then you are.
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Are you sure she does that ten times a week?