🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Heh - I can just see Amber in Bora Bora floating in a giant tube in the turquoise water wearing her special swimeeen leggings while Becky dog-paddles out to her with platters of lemon chicken and diet Sprite. Magic.
 
Yeah judging from the words she used and her previous vlog I think she pissed off everyone in that house, its about time too the tension has been racking up and it was palpable. The problem with hamber is she sucks at resolution she cannot settle arguements to save her lahf because she is a crippling narcissist. This brought to you from the stupid cunt that compared her no edit vlogs to a surgeon or a police officer in fact she said her lahf was harder.
 
ALR probably has someone waiting in the wings to move her in and wait on her hand and foot. Becks will be better off without ALR in her life. But the tea that will be spilled once ALR leaves will be nice.
 
Phalanx dijo:
This brought to you from the stupid cunt that compared her no edit vlogs to a surgeon or a police officer in fact she said her lahf was harder.
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She gave me a headache with that shit.
Like in her head she is the equivalent of a person who actually gives back to society, or even a celeb or actress.

Also in that update video she said “you can take a break”, sorry we can’t sit on our asses all day because there are bills to be paid.
 
Becky will not break up with Amber, because it would mean getting a job. They already don't like each other. They're only together for material gain. Amber might dump Becky, but only when she's lined up a new host organism.
 
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VictimLynn has come out in full force today. But wait a minute..
  • Dirty clothes? Amber DOES her laundry, y'all!
  • Unwashed dishes? Nope, she made sure to tell us she does ALL her chores (off-camera of course, because vlogging that would be boring!)
  • Laying in bed 24/7? She is NOT bedbound, shitlords! Quit making up false rumors!
  • She SHOWERS DAILY, assholes!
  • Skipping meals? Ok, yes. It's 5pm and she hasn't had her 1st meal yet.
  • Cancelling plans? She didn't cancel her doctor appointment! That bitch Becky wouldn't give her a ride!
You can't have it bolth ways, Al.

She's been on a real tear with the pity party today, retweeting a bunch of concern from fans and making sure everyone knows how she's being bullied.
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Turd Blossom dijo:
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VictimLynn has come out in full force today. But wait a minute..
  • Dirty clothes? Amber DOES her laundry, y'all!
  • Unwashed dishes? Nope, she made sure to tell us she does ALL her chores (off-camera of course, because vlogging that would be boring!)
  • Laying in bed 24/7? She is NOT bedbound, shitlords! Quit making up false rumors!
  • She SHOWERS DAILY, assholes!
  • Skipping meals? Ok, yes. It's 5pm and she hasn't had her 1st meal yet.
  • Cancelling plans? She didn't cancel her doctor appointment! That bitch Becky wouldn't give her a ride!
You can't have it bolth ways, Al.

She's been on a real tear with the pity party today, retweeting a bunch of concern from fans and making sure everyone knows how she's being bullied.
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Big Al probably wants a pity party because of the backlash she’s been getting about her “doctors appointment” and her “dietician”. She’s a known liar and instead of admitting to her faults, she wants to backpedal and play the “mental health” card again to gain more sympathy. She’s played that card too many times recently, so most people will call her on her crap (provided that they aren’t new to Amber’s tactics)
 
Strine dijo:
Becky will not break up with Amber, because it would mean getting a job. They already don't like each other. They're only together for material gain. Amber might dump Becky, but only when she's lined up a new host organism.
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While I certainly don't think AL is above doing any of that, logistically, I think her window of opportunity might have closed. Our gorl is a very niche type for a discriminating connoisseur of lesbians with higher BMIs than IQs, so odds are extremely low that she'd meet a new victim in her immediate area. I'd like to think odds are extremely low that she'd find anyone at all, but the internet is a depraved place. She could probably find a new victim in her youtube DMs, but they would almost certainly be located at least road trip distance from Bumfuck, KY. As of the past month or so, I think the dawn of the bedbound era has begun. I don't think she's physically capable of making a long distance move.

So, basically, either she stays with Becky or finds a new host who is, among many other huge life sacrifices, willing to relocate to Bumfuck. Odds are slim, AL is not.
 
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VictimLynn has come out in full force today. But wait a minute..
  • Dirty clothes? Amber DOES her laundry, y'all!
  • Unwashed dishes? Nope, she made sure to tell us she does ALL her chores (off-camera of course, because vlogging that would be boring!)
  • Laying in bed 24/7? She is NOT bedbound, shitlords! Quit making up false rumors!
  • She SHOWERS DAILY, assholes!
  • Skipping meals? Ok, yes. It's 5pm and she hasn't had her 1st meal yet.
  • Cancelling plans? She didn't cancel her doctor appointment! That bitch Becky wouldn't give her a ride!
You can't have it bolth ways, Al.

She's been on a real tear with the pity party today, retweeting a bunch of concern from fans and making sure everyone knows how she's being bullied.
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Why is she using the crying emoji about My 600 lb life?

She once said that she would join the show if the contract would fit our gorls taste.
 
DarkSydePundit dijo:
Why is she using the crying emoji about My 600 lb life?

She once said that she would join the show if the contract would fit our gorls taste.
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It was super funny when she was playing a "joke" about gaining weight to be 600 pounds so she could be on the show but now she is almost 600 pounds and not even on the show, shes just 600 pounds with the 10 people who blow smoke up her stinkhole.
 
The normies asspatting Victimlynn are giving her the same kind of junk emotional affirmation that she gets from food. It's bad for her.
 
Her compulsive lying fucks her over every single time. Is she really too stupid to see that?

LAH 1: She says to her audience that no one cares about her (insinuating that it's their fault she has failed to lose weight). But her audience doesn't believe that's the reason she's a failure AND she pisses off her roomates and gf by blaming them.
The truth is that Amberlynn treats people horribly if she doesn't get her way, and it's much easier to give in and hope she decides to take care of herself (stop fucking eating) someday.

LAH 2: She tells her audience that she couldn't get a ride to the doctor. Nobody believes this AND she fucks over Becky by insinuating that she didn't care enough to take AL to the doctor. The truth is that AL was stupid enough to make a doc appointment during Becky's "birthday week" and also, her sleep is fucked and she didn't want to get up for the appointment. If Becky wasn't available, why did they all go out to dinner that afternoon/evening? Becky was available and there's no reason she wouldn't drive AL. It was AL who didn't want to go--whether it was because she was too tired, too afraid, too cheap, whatever. But NOT because she "couldn't get a ride."

Every single person who was lied to here can see the truth, even her thousands of viewers. Yet she continues to lie.
 
Not gonna lie, I really hope she does get on the show, and I hope she gets multiple episodes like Assanti. Watching Dr. Now tear her a new one when she gives him her usual bullshit excuses would be hilarious.
 
Honestly, the show doesn't pay enough for Amberlynn. She'd have to go dark on social media for months at a time. But in doing so, she'd lose way too much YT revenue AND she'd go into asspat withdrawal.
 
Phalanx dijo:
bed bound saga has begun Becky and Eric are starting to go outside without her, leaving her to her own thoughts and the encroaching realisation that she has utterly nothing.
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If she's already at a point in the winter where she's voluntarily homebound, I can only imagine how much sadder it will be once the snow starts to melt and she's 50+ lbs heavier. There's no way she's going outside at 600 if it's already too much for her, but the warm weather will draw the rest of the fagshack outdoors without her.

The first week of nice weather in 2019 will be a depressing saga for our gorl, I'm calling it now.
 
Whale Watcher dijo:
If she's already at a point in the winter where she's voluntarily homebound, I can only imagine how much sadder it will be once the snow starts to melt and she's 50+ lbs heavier. There's no way she's going outside at 600 if it's already too much for her, but the warm weather will draw the rest of the fagshack outdoors without her.

The first week of nice weather in 2019 will be a depressing saga for our gorl, I'm calling it now.
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Gorl is gaining weight for hibernation, haydurs. That's why she lidurly weighs as much as a grizzly bear, surely?
 
So this is very tinfoil but I read an article about the new season of MSHPL coming back. (January 2nd y'all)

There was an interesting part that said:

"This season will follow 20 new incredible journeys including a transgender woman who longs to live a glamorous life but struggles to get through every day basics, a couple who met online and are dealing with morbid obesity together and a woman whose family’s lack of proper hygiene – and the fact that they live with 11 dogs – has exacerbated her own health.'

I am excited for this season either way especially because *tranny* but could our gorl be part of the couple who met online and are dealing with morbid obesity? :thinking:

It's very unlikely but makes ya wonder.
 
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