🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guardsman42]

Some one needs to like, redo the Nigga stole my bike song to

'Fat bitch broke my scooter'.

Carry on Citizens of the Imperium.

 

[Turd Blossom]

That's weird, last I checked, no one requires cheesy-tots and gigantic cups of Diet Coke to "survive". But what do I know?

Edit: Another winner from this q&a, Amber would TOTALLY put gym equipment in the basement and use it all the time, but sadly Rickie, Eric and Becky would never be ok with that!!

 

[littlemisswitch]

This is why the sympathy people have for her has gone down the drain, posts like the twitter screenshot and her ongoing Instagram smugness just shows that she doesn’t give two shits about her health. People need to stop trying to send her decent advice or caring messages cause the bitch doesn’t care, let the bitch eat herself to a heart attack and move on.

 

[Not me]

decorates the whole house alone but the basement ain't hers. Basement my ass

 

[Twinkie]

That basement is full of her hoard, literally junk. But gym equpiment is NOT okay.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Yeah imagine she gets like a whole stack of weights from 5lbs to 45lbs down there with some machines that weigh 800lbs themselves.

I imagine the landlord will have fun getting them out once the crew has left the crime scene.

 

[cowsgomoo8]

Ya’ll she’s having a full lifestyle change!!!

 

[Strine]

Ya’ll she’s having a full lifestyle change!!!

It's true; she's changed her lifestyle from telling herself she's not going to die in her 30s to accepting it and making troll videos for money to hasten her demise. After Destiny left and she got stuck with Thumbslug, she gave up. Imagine giving up on life because your special needs gorlfriend cheated on you with a refrigerator in a wig.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Imagine giving up on life because your special needs gorlfriend cheated on you with a refrigerator in a wig.

I told you that in confidence.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

The Cast got revealed for the Live Action Adaptation of Ambers Life.

 

[Orange//Net]

I go on a damn diet the second my bmi hits 23.

That's not even overweight never mind obese.

 

[batshitrat]

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The Cast got revealed for the Live Action Adaptation of Ambers Life.

I’m fucking losing my mind at the llama and Gary busey. How did you come up with this

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

The smell of DM foot in the end stages where amputation is necessary is something one will never forget. Sickly sweet stench of rotting human flesh.

Soon....

And then the 2nd one.

That's not even overweight never mind obese.

Exactly. Gotta stay ahead. Be proactive, not reactive. Unlike the obeasts.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ya’ll she’s having a full lifestyle change!!!

And cake and pie and potatos and bread rolls and soda and chips and cookies etc etc. Fuck off AL nobody believes this. A holiday for gorging and you are gonna abstain?

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She probably sent this to herself for more ass pats. There are also quite a few telling her how beautiful she is

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She literally "No u" ed someone . Finally hate is getting to her

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Ya’ll she’s having a full lifestyle change!!!

"a plate"

 

[8008135]

"a plate"

Well, if she just refills the SAME plate seven times, it's still "a" plate, right?
Technicalities, gorl!

 

[Malibougie]

She has said since the Krystal era that she doesn’t believe in counting calories on holidays, especially Thanksgiving. I assume this day of food would be considered by AL to be most holy.

Hope she has a lot of blue plates handy.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

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The Cast got revealed for the Live Action Adaptation of Ambers Life.

You are absolutely beautiful for this!

 

[JerkyPirate]

lmfao wow lady, yes your hair is just constantly wet from the shower even tho you've stated many times that you rarely wash your hair.

and look how nice and generous she is to her roommate, and they don't even play a game she forced on them