🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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What weight loss videos? :thinking:
 
I may be late to the party, but it pisses me off that she keeps hiding Twinkie's nails. Almost as much as how much I hate that she names her pets after food. The trash never falls far from the trailer park.
 

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It's hard to believe a person would live to 600 pounds. I know they do, but damn. And I bet most that do have some height on them at least...

There was an episode of hoarders where the family dog had nails like twinkie (it was a bigger dog so the nails looked even more dramatic if that makes sense). It's not hard to take care of. It doesn't cost a lot of money. What is Hamber THINKING. It could even give her something to vlog about. Something to DO. Solving one problerm in her life.

Where's her amazon wish list? I will buy this bitch a nail clipper. I will send her a gift card for petco or petsmart grooming. (I wouldn't do that, actually, but it's frustrating).
 
I feel lahk we should start hinting at her opening a p.o. box and doing fanmail unboxings. Since she obviously can't afford (did I say afford? I mean, look how much she makes) certain things for herself. Like buttblugs, ^^^^dog nail clippers, psychopath checklists, and diabetic cook books....
 
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I feel lahk we should start hinting at her opening a p.o. box and doing fanmail unboxings. Since she obviously can't afford (did I say afford? I mean, look how much she makes) certain things for herself. Like buttblugs, ^^^^dog nail clippers, psychopath checklists, and diabetic cook books....
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She will not open a PO Box for that very reason: haters will send things like that - and worse. I think it was last year that someone came here bragging about ordering pizza delivery to Amber's house. Her address has been posted here before, but please don't use it. Cows are a "look, but don't touch" thing.
 
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It's her old laptop. When you open a Macbook it doesn't have those things on the bottom.
And of course AL, who is our little princess, wouldn't cover it with such "ugly" stickers - they are not cuuuute.
 

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She will not open a PO Box for that very reason: haters will send things like that - and worse. I think it was last year that someone came here bragging about ordering pizza delivery to Amber's house. Her address has been posted here before, but please don't use it. Cows are a "look, but don't touch" thing.
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Wow, the etherweb, amirite?? I agree, please don't use her home address for trolling. C'mon guys, you don't go into a man's pasture to torture his livestock. ((Sorry Ricky....)) It was just a thought. It'd be like the discount bin of bad unboxings. I love a b-movie comedy
 
^^True. I wouldn't advocate trolling her, in that way. But, a PO Box is the solution that a lot of public personalities use to get stuff sent to them, without using their home address. Haters already have her address and wouldn't really gain anything by messing with her via PO Box.
 
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Have they ever mentioned smoking weed? The whole thing looks tacky.
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Rickie, Becky and Eric all smoke weed but they are rarely able to find a plug for it because they live in the middle of nowhere and don’t really know that many people.

Apparently Amber claims she can’t because of her medication.
 
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Ver archivo adjunto 466587 Of course they covered a brand new MacBook in tacky stickers.
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She also just trashed the value of it within like one day of owning it. One reason Apple products are expensive is because of status and image, and they are decently made and designed, they feel sturdy and kind of try to match that status, so they hold their value pretty well. Not so when it's covered with trashy fucking Lego and marijuana stickers that a high school sophomore would be embarrassed by.

I wonder why she wanted a Mac anyway because I highly doubt she knows how to get around on one. How do I right click, it's only got one button!
 
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