🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sperginity]

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I mean it doesn't even matter that she's 500lb+ you guise, her RHR is 66 BPM. Gorl is health goals.

You can breathe slowly to artificially lower it. Or have the band on wrong.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

She replies to someone asking what she ate that those 900 calories she overate came from “brown rice, chicken, and veggies.” Sure, gorl.

By that she means "chicken fried rice"

 

[Whatthefuck]

You can breathe slowly to artificially lower it. Or have the band on wrong.

Or, if as I suspect, she was laying down (she seems to do that often even on the couch) and with her obvious fat constriction, her BP would likely be low because the bitch can't breathe.

 

[497]

By that she means "chicken fried rice"

That's probably the truth...I can't imagine eating 900 calories of bland chicken and brown rice in one sitting (although I know this is AL and she eats anything)

 

[JayBlue]

I know that's a typo, but it's still 100% correct.

Sorry for the typo.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

I'm trying to find that vlog where Big Al bought all the seasons of Married with children. It was during the golden era also known as the time of Dusty. I remember thinking "she's never watched an episode in her entire life". Because otherwise she wouldn't have spent her precious yhooutubey money on a series where A) main character is called Al (and her loving nickname is Big AL) and B) jokes about fat women all the time. Oh to be a fly on the wall when (and if) she actually watched it. If anyone remembers the vlog and links it, I'd be forever grateful.

 

[Donovan the Man]

That's probably the truth...I can't imagine eating 900 calories of bland chicken and brown rice in one sitting (although I know this is AL and she eats anything)

Big Al can eat like 4 cups of rice in one sitting. She admits plain white rice is one of her favorite foods.

She may be telling the truth, bitch loves rice.

 

[CaptainAutism]

I'm trying to find that vlog where Big Al bought all the seasons of Married with children. It was during the golden era also known as the time of Dusty. I remember thinking "she's never watched an episode in her entire life". Because otherwise she wouldn't have spent her precious yhooutubey money on a series where A) main character is called Al (and her loving nickname is Big AL) and B) jokes about fat women all the time. Oh to be a fly on the wall when (and if) she actually watched it. If anyone remembers the vlog and links it, I'd be forever grateful.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AFg2a5SC7BQ

At 2:27. How many poor people have told a story like this after helping Big AL?

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Hamber is a YT creator. Youd think shed figure out how to use the search function to watch TV shows on there.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I don't think this deserves a whole thread, but:

When Amberlynn first started vlogging her weight loss journey, __________was still ________.

She/a humungous mooching cunt

@Ohhhamburgersss The whole challenge wasn't about weight-loss. It was to prove she could count. That's why it all got a bit dodgy around day 12 - run out of fingers and she's not seen her toes for years - but look, see! All the way up to thirty!* Give her dibs, ya big meanie.

*which is why EnR are suddenly absent. She chopped their hands off then ate the evidence.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She's "slowly learning" that eating excess calories doesn't help you lose weight faster..
But our gorl knows everything about diet and nutrition, y'all.

 

[sperginity]

I just wish they'd do something, anything different to make some content. I know there's something they could do as volunteers.

 

[also autistic]

She claims she has counted calories for years, yet still learning?

 

[Long time lurker]

She claims she has counted calories for years, yet still learning?

Math is hard when you're a dainty pillow princess.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Big Al can eat like 4 cups of rice in one sitting. She admits plain white rice is one of her favorite foods.

She may be telling the truth, bitch loves rice.

Jesus christ that's so much rice. Can you imagine how enlarged her stomach must be?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Math is hard when you're a dainty pillow princess.

But she's a waddling walking calculator. It must be true, she said it and our goorl never lies. Perish the thought.

 

[Melania Trump]

Does anyone understand her obsession with protein bars and drinks?

 

[Long time lurker]

Still, math is sooooooooo hard you guise. (insert clip of Amber twirling side locks of her hair).

Does anyone understand her obsession with protein bars and drinks?

Amber uses the bars as candy substitute. My guess is that the drinks are a way to drink something that reminds her of flavored milk* while rationalizing it's "healthy".

*I know how to trick the text editor into displaying m.ilk (milk), but I'm petty and love the idea of seeing the phrase "Amber drinks cum".

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Does anyone understand her obsession with protein bars and drinks?

They're food.

(Sensible answer. I think she takes bits of different diet advice and rolls it all into the AL Patented Diet Plan which, as we know, is roaringly successful. The fellas are using them and losing weight, ergo they are the magic trick. Problem is, the lads are eating them as a protein-based diet in conjunction with hard exercise. Al needs one when she's had her daily roll around the driveway, and on top of all her normal food.

Tl;dr - she's that dreadful combo; an ignorant know-all. )

 

[Strong Tomato]

Does anyone understand her obsession with protein bars and drinks?

She met someone on insta who was put on some diet for weight loss surgery that said 600cal for each meal, with protein bars/shakes in between. So now she's obsessed with them I guess, also just an excuse for her to eat chocolate.